monogamy is just a ploy made by Big Lawn Mower to sell more lawn mower

Big Lawn Mower when The Polycule walks into Home Depot: How many lawn mowers would you like to buy

The Polycule: (in unison) Just. One.

Big Lawn Mower: *boils*

The heat light is up! I knew I wanted something open so that the chameleons could get maximum heat when basking, but I didn't expect to actually love the fixture myself! It reminds me of an old globe. Next is UVB, and then finally: finalizing all the plants. #chameleonnook #diy #workinprogress #diyproject #freerange #freerangechameleons #homedepot #homedepotlesbians #tiplant #yucca #pothos (at Advance, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKPZd6hB7mi/?igshid=jtkpepds6ers