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violetcancerian · 1 year

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I love embroidery, I absolutely fucking adore it, but like...no one in the tag talks about hand stitching your favorite band logos because sometimes patches are too expensive or you don't have the fancy machine and you only see the absolutely GORGEOUS flowery and detailed masterpieces and you're over here with your battle jacket, fingers bleeding and think "Motherfucker, embroidery really is a blood, sweat, and tears sport"

#hobbit talks #andy rambles #embroidery #hand stitching #fiber crafts #sewing #battle jacket

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punkrobin · 6 months

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any of you feel like you’re forever stuck to live with your parents and will never be able to afford your own place?

#i’m slowly going insane here folks #i KNOW there will be a day I’ll move out but i don’t think it will be anytime soon and that depresses me so hard #hobbit talks

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mrkida-art · 6 months

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Young dwarf Thorin

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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 months

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Bilbo’s sass is truly legendary 😂

#the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #nerd talks #bilbo baggins

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mathelaw · 23 days

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the most underrated aspect about bagginshield is its potential for 💫domestic bliss💫

can you imagine thorin living alone pre-quest? that man sleeps with his armor on. he drinks coffee and ale instead of water. his rooms are 80% empty space. and then he marries bilbo baggins master of bag end

freshly baked scones for first breakfast and fruit cakes for second. every surface is covered in doilies. warm milk and chocolate before going to bed. insanity

#let's not talk about the mess of books bilbo leaves behind #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #the hobbit

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 8 months

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What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:

Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?

Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.

What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:

Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!

Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #greenwood the great #silvans #talking to trees #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #oropher

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anxioussailorsoldier · 1 year

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Tolkien: "...You are familiar with Thorin's style on important occasions, so I will not give you any more of it, thought he went on a good deal longer than this"

#literally his words #the hobbit #bilbo #thorin #bagginshield #lotr #ok but bilbo then immediately drops thorin's full name crossly in response #THORIN SON OF THRAIN SON OF THROR OAKENSHIELD IF YOU'RE SAYING IT'S MY JOB TO GO INTO THE SECRET PASSAGE FIRST THEN JUST SAY THAT #it's perfect #I rewatched all the movies and now i'm rereading the book and I love all the differences #this one in particular stood out like a sore thumb #thorin is actually a chatty cathy #there's pages on pages of just him monologuing at the start #gandalf tries to interrupt and thorin just straight up talks louder over the top of him #“getting him to shut up is the trick”#this is one of my original fandoms - I'll always love them #fun fact about me I have 22 different copies of the hobbit #love me a hobbit

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nikuttek · 7 months

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I couldn't finish this for September 22nd but better late than never! 🌻

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit #lord of the rings #lotr #bagginshield #i mean... the details are there haha #perhaps the flowers are from thorin too #also let's not talk about how bad the composition is #i am not the brightest person akdjskdj #my art #tolkien

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lameotello · 1 month

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the way The Hobbit is written is so interesting because it's obviously a story-telling style, while also being an account of what Bilbo wrote down himself in his red book. So it's just full-on unreliable narrator, because the narrator can be either the nebulous author-translator or bilbo's sneaky little lies

#tello talks #the hobbit

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fioblah · 6 months

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kíli ksaturday

tip jar

#kíli #the hobbit #tolkien #artness #sweet little angle…#thorin your spare heir kinda gnc AF #can i talk ab non-binary kíli here is that allowed

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violetcancerian · 3 months

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I apologize for the person I'm going to become with the new Alexander the Great documentary on Netflix

But also as a history major with an interest in queerness in ancient history, I do not apologize

#hobbit talks #andy rambles #history tag #Alexander the Great #alexander the making of a god

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punkrobin · 5 months

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It's been one month since my partner and I broke up after 5 years of relationship, and I haven't doing so good tbh.

We took that decision due to him moving out to another city in pursuit of a better career. He doesn't know how long will stay there and we aren't made for long distance relationships specially if he doesn't if he'll ever come back. Hasn't been an easy decision for him, for both of us when still love each other.

I just feel an immense hole in my chest, eating me up. I want to focus on myself, the good things I have -economically speaking I have never been better-, my own personal projects -hey, I'm getting back into screenwriting-... But I just feel... lonely.

My abandoment issues have been very present lately and it doesn't help that 2 of my best friends live far away too -although I'm seeing them soon which is probably the only source of joy for me right now-.

I have no idea how I look from the outside, but I feel like a complete mess inside. I want to think that, eventually, I'll be alright. And it's not like I have lost him forever because we agreed to stay as friends eventhough we don't speak much right now.

It's just so hard to let go of someone you love so much due to life circunstanes. But the alternative (asking him to stay) would had been very selfish of me and worse in the long run.

It's also hard to take all those future plans we made together and lock them away.

So I guess it's time to make my own plans.

if you have read this: thank you... and i'm sorry, i guess

#tbd #maybe idk #i feel kinda stupid writing this tbh #idk what i'm trying to say i just needed to vent #hobbit talks

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the-books-we-travel · 2 years

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#LOL #give me the headcanon of hobbit polyandry #love that tolkien left so kuch open to his fans to talk about #jrr tolkie #lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #tolkien #jrr tolkien

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mrkida-art · 9 months

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Been showing some of this on discord today, some of you may be interested so here's some of my own tolkien dwarf world building/hc notes (there is a lot so these are snippets). Beware, it's personal notes of mine so there may be grammatical errors as well as typos haha.

cw for pregnancy, and death (and child death) mentions, as well as other darker themes such as child soldiers

#cw death mention #cw pregnancy mention #mentions biological sex #dwarves #my headcanons #my worldbuilding #tolkien dwarf headcanons #the hobbit #durin's folk #dwarf tattoos #mr.kida talks #I know tumblr hides posts with sensitive tags so maybe nobody will see this #oh well #cw child death mention

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catsandcatci · 3 months

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the way that you can so clearly tell if an artist's primary fandom is the silmarillion or the hobbit/lotr by the way they draw Elrond

#one fandom is like wow who is this handsome young lad with the star imagery #and/or twin brother #and/or war criminal foster parents #the other fandom is like That Is Hugo Weaving #(or for the hobbit: why are hugo weaving and lee pace kissing)#and I refuse to talk about rop. no. that is not my son.#silmarillion #silm #elrond #elrond peredhel #tolkien #lotr #the hobbit #lord of the rings

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 6 months

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Young Aragorn: *bemoaning his crush on Arwen, that he hasn’t told anyone about yet, to the trees surrounding imlardis*

Legolas, in Mirkwood, hearing of Aragorn’s crush via the tree grapevine and bolting towards Imlardis at Mach 10: *bursting through the trees* YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON WHO!?!

#lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #mirkwood #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #aragorn #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them #silvans talk to trees #you never know if a silvan overhears you when you talk in a forest #how legolas learned of Aragorn’s crush on Arwen

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