no because aziraphale said "i would do anything to make you feel whole again" and all crowley heard was "you are too broken to love"
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I mentioned in a post nearly a year ago that I had a lot of difficulty syncing with the sabbats because of where I lived. Living in the tropics means Solar events aren't all that noticeable. Nor does our agricultural calendar sync with the "Lesser" Sabbats.
I'll probably shift my (personal? witchy? spiritual? whats the terminology here) calendar to a more lunar-based one, which I'm actually super excited for, except I.. don't really have much time to research it rn.
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vampire × the museum custodian they befriended so they could get backroom access to the archives and steal their stuff back except they're witty and funny and understands their outdated jokes and oh no
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5 man band where all the members are different protagonist archetypes
Mary Sue who hates the expectations everyone she ever meets sets upon her shoulders but also doesn't know how to not be that person
miss YA novel protagonist who has literally no personality except being hot and naive and is maybe a little too sheltered until she realizes she's actually allowed to be a person here and then she just goes apeshit
child soldier with a martyr complex and no idea of who is when he isn't saving the world
random college dude who still isn't sure if he's just high or not, but is enjoying the break from student loans
they're led by this sarcastic and jaded 35yo badass who was revealed to be a graduated magical girl who was pulled from retirement (she is the mom friend of the group. she makes sure everyone is fed and happy and communicating because this group will not fall apart like her's did under the weight of the universe)
call it Hero's Journey.
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google finally understands what news i care about
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scarian shippers out here begging for crumbs, then they give us a whole slice
THEY'RE SOULMATES 😭🥺💖
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which fool decided that 'likely' and 'not unlikely' meant similar but different things
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Some self-aware part of me is convinced that the reason Bdubs started doubling down on the height jokes is because he knows that we'll go absolutely apeshit over them.
And I don't know if I should thank him or cry.
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you can tell when someone you follow has a new hyperfixation because suddenly your dash is full of this random dude and you realise they were all reblogged by the same person in the span of 3 hours
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shout-out to the girlies blasting music and doing makeup in the library's rest room. immaculate vibes honestly
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