i need to see ethan meeting readers mom🙈 like imagine her visiting reader in new york without even knowing about ethan so when she gets there its like unexpected and hes all flustered and nervous!!🤭 AHH he's so cute💘
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AH YES HES SO CUTE OMG I CAN SEE IT NOW!! Also, this was meant to be so much longer but tumblr deleted it while I was making the banner so I’m so sorry 🧍🏽♀️ good boy is used in a non-sexual sense but like in a sexual sense y’know-
Ethan was trying to be nice, he was. He picked up some cooking classes and wanted to make you some breakfast, and after a particularly fun night, he was able to.
He pressed a soft kiss to your cheek, smiling as you squirmed softly before slipping on some shorts before stepping out. The floor was cold making him hiss softly, but when he stepped into the kitchen, he screams loudly.
A woman who resembled you stood in the kitchen flipping pancakes, dropping the spatula as Ethan covers his chest. “Who are you?!”
“Who am I? Who are you?!”
“I’m Ethan!”
“Who’s Ethan?!”
“I’m Ethan!”
“Ethan? What’s going on?!” You yelled as you ran out, gasping. “Mom!”
“Mom?!” Ethan was shocked, quickly covering his chest. “H-Hi Ms. L/N.”
Your mom paused, gasping. “Oh! Oh, Ethan!”
You giggle. “Mom, this is Ethan Landry, my boyfriend,” it was weird, you introducing him to your mother after he railed you last night and you wore his shirt that went down to mid thigh. “E, this is my mom.”
“Hi- Hello. Hello, Ms. L/N.”
She laughs. “Hi Ethan. You can call me by my first name, you don’t have to be so formal. Y/N, honey, want to go get changed? I’ll have breakfast done in a bit.”
You nod, smiling at her before turning and pressing a soft kiss to Ethan’s lips. “Be good?”
He nods obediently. “Y-Yes. Yeah, I will. Promise.”
You giggled. “Good boy.”
Your words make him shiver as you pressed another kiss to his lips. “I love you.”
“I-I love you, I love you too.”
You giggle again, walking off as your mom laughs. “Ethan, will you come help me put the eggs and bacon on the plates?”
He nods quickly, running over and opening the cupboard. “Th-Thank you for cooking, ma’am. I was coming to make breakfast, but-”
“I beat you to it!” She laughs. “Do you like chocolate chip pancakes? Y/N loves chocolate chip pancakes.”
He nods. “I-I do.”
She claps her hands. “Perfect!” She goes around him, gasping.
Fucking hell, of course she saw.
“Ethan, honey, you might want to put a shirt on. And some ointment.”
hello! i was wondering how u think older joel would feel about sex in a relationship:) i feel like he'd start to feel a little insecure bc he's getting old and his hairs starting to grey but you'd be quick to remind him just how badly u want him lol
joel is so babygirl istggg
older!joel and how he feels about sex
at the start of your relationship, joel was definitely apprehensive to touch you.
like he would stiffen up when you hugged him and everything. :/
after a little while you would just assume he doesn’t like physical touch and you’d back off more. instead of leaning against him when you sat next to each other, you would just sit up next to him.
at first, he thought you were upset with him so he brought it up and you were just like. “i thought you didn’t like it?”
and he’d look at you like you were insaneeeeee “where the hell did you get that idea from?”
and then you’d tell him about how he always seemed uncomfortable and he’d get a little quiet for a moment or two before he’d tell you the true reason for his reluctance to touch you
in truth, thinking that he didn’t like your touch could not be further from the truth. in fact, every time he felt you press against he could’t help but long to feel you even closer.
how he wanted to just remove one piece of your clothing….and then maybe one more, just to feel you against him. he told you (in his own, very joel way) that he craved you and the heat of your skin against him.
and you’d just be like 🧍🏽♀️ “what’s the problem then?”
he would look at you like he couldn’t understand what you don’t understand. “well, i’m not as young as i used to be.” he’d shrug and he’d be looking anywhere but your face.
cause in the back of his mind there was always that persistent fear…what if he couldn’t please you?
and oh lord, was he wrongggg
joel was definitely a giver
the first time the two of you had sex his main focus was learning what you liked, what you didn’t, where to kiss you to hear that cute little gasp you’d make, and what made you moan his name the loudest.
he for sureeee overstims you on accident a lot.
it just takes him a little longer so you end up cumming like three time before he does
because of this though, joel probably cannot go for multiple rounds on end very often (totally lets you ride him though if he gets tired, he likes to watch you so it’s a plus)
and joel for sure falls asleep right after and the cuddles are 10/10
WARNINGS; angst, cussing, emotional unavailable (correct me if im wrong pls i cant rly tell thank you 🙏🏾) miles, miles and reader can drive!!!
PAIRINGS; miles42 x black!fem reader
AUTHORS NOTE; first time writing angst in a while 🤞🏾
miles has had a hard time expressing his feelings to you since you could remember. you were best friends before dating, and you still couldn’t get miles to crack at all. not one word, not one reaction to your words. you understood, it was too early in your relationship. you and miles had been dating for nearly 2 years, 7 years as friends.
‘its just too early.’ you would tell yourself everytime miles would avoid talking to you about his feelings. you were just barely scraping by in your relationship now, and on top of that miles had prowler business so he would always be missing out on dates or not texting you back for hours on end.
y/n
miles, wya?
you standing outside the arcade, the arcade the two of you would go to as kid and have the time of your life. you nervously tapped your foot on the pavement infront of the building and moved your hair as it blew in your face.
…
your heart picks up as you see the three grey bubbles appear on your screen, waiting for miles messages.
..nothing. the bubbles disappeared, and you sigh, shaking your head and walking to your car. you open the door and just sit in the drivers seat, laying your head on the steering wheel. a high pitched ding comes from your phone a few minutes later and you check it, seeing miles’ contact name come up.
miles 🧍🏽♀️💜
wonmakeitsrry
read at 8:59
you felt like screaming as you read the message. this is the 3rd time he’s cancelled on you last minute this week, and this was a date he planned. you just read the text over and over again, getting even more frustrated by the rushed message typed all in one word and a half assed apology. fucking unbelievable.
you toss your phone on the passenger seat and buckle up, pulling out of the parking lot and driving back to your house, not bothered to even play music because of your bad mood.
when you pull up to the curb you park and get all of your things, getting out of the car and locking the door. you get your keys out of your pocket and unlock the door, taking your shoes off and walking into your room, not wanting to bother your parents or siblings with your early arrival.
you’re slumped on your bed, reading back over all of your text messages of this past week with all of the canceled dates and dry text messages from miles.
2 days ago
y/n
you still coming to the bowling alley? i already got the food ordered and your shoes 😋
miles 🧍🏽♀️💜
prowler buisness. wont be there.
y/n
oh, ok
read
4 days ago
miles 🧍🏽♀️💜
wont make it to dinner.
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you groan, sick of seeing how miles would ditch you last minute for his prowler business or would just cancel for no reason. you remember for dinner you got all dressed up, made reservations for a restaurant thats hard to get into, wearing a purple because you know it was his favorite color, just for him to text you that he wasn’t coming as you pulled into the parking lot.
‘hes just busy. it’s fine.’ you told yourself as you pull out of the parking lot again, driving back home without thinking anything of it.
you were sick of it. sick of him ditching you, apologizing, and doing the same thing over again. you closed your phone and got up, putting on pajamas and a bonnet, heading to sleep.
an hour later, you were awakened by a knocking on your window. who the hell was at your window at 10pm? you roll over to face it, seeing none other than your boyfriend miles, wearing pajama pants and the black brooklyn hoodie you got him for his birthday as he looked at your from his spot out the window.
“what are you doing here?��� miles ignores your question and walks through your window when you open it, sitting on your bed.
“hello? are you gonna answer or just ignore me after letting yourself into my house?” you ask, a hint of attitude in your voice that miles picks up, looking you up and down.
“watch that attitude f’me, ma.” he says, finally making eye contact with you and giving you a challenging look.
“so thats the first thing you wanna say to me after canceling for the 3rd time this week? nah, dont come into my house with that shit, miles.” you spat back, holding back all the frustration that you have pent up so you dont lash out on miles. he sighs, looking over to the side and standing up.
“we’ve talked about this already and i’ve apologized, can we just forget it?” he takes your hands in his and looking into your eyes. you scoff, shaking your head and taking your hands away from miles’.
“’m not just gonna forget about this shit, miles! you cant just expect me to keep coming back when you’re about you shutting me out and blowing me off all the time. im trying really hard to make this work and its like you dont care. please, miles. just let me it.” you’re basically on the verge of begging as you finish talking, not able to even make eye contact with miles. because if you do, you know you’ll end up sobbing in his arms.
“y/n, i just.. can’t. i can’t.” he says, looking down at the floor and blinking, so many thoughts running through his head. he doesn’t wanna lose you. he knows he just cant quit being the prowler, but he knows that if he keeps doing it, he’s gonna lose you.
“if you can’t tell me, im gone miles. i can’t do this anymore.” your voice is breaking up, tears making their way up to make your eyes glossy. you dont wanna do it. you dont wanna lose him; but you know that this whole relationship is just you being hurt over and over again by miles. he doesn’t mean do it, he loves you so much, too much.
its good for the both of you.
“y/n, please. i can’t lose you like this.” he looks up at you, taking a small step towards you in attempt to give you a hug. you step back and his heart shatters into pieces.
“im sorry..” you mutter, tears dropping trom your eyes when you glance up at miles and look at his broken expression as he goes to your window. you look away from him, closing your eyes in effort to stop the tears. but they keep coming and coming. the sound of rushed walking is heard and silence follows afterwards.
you look back over to the window, seeing miles is gone. you close the window, sitting down on your bed and wiping the tears falling from your face. a text dings from your phone and you check it, seeing miles contact name for the second time tonight.
✎ᝰ — hcs on prince choso, the quiet boy who is part of the royal family
★ — genre + warnings: fluff + royalty au (obvi), choso isn't really a fan of the monarchy, yuji cameo, choso is set to be a young adult (19-23)
yeah yeah yeah rockstar choso, emo choso, skater boy choso, they’re cool and all. trust me I know but what about prince choso?
prince choso was never ever a fan of his lifestyle and always wanted a simple life. the glitz and glamor of the whole world at your hands only ‘cause of your bloodline. why would he want to involve himself in that?
prince choso didn’t rebel (per se) against the monarchy of his land but would have his way of showing that he doesn’t care for it. placing his own opinion of how a country should run but being shut down immediately by his parents; venturing off into a nearby forest when it was time for his studies or extracurricular activities; rather caring for the opinions of the people in his land than ever his staff or parents
but also, prince choso who, from time to time, would be dressed in a heavy white suit, one that shows purity and stands on the cleanliness of his family’s ruling. the suit is accessorized with gold that dances on him with every step he takes and small jewelry to add to the appearance of being greatly wealthy
prince choso who tends to fidget with his small jewelry during dinner or during an important party. he’d rather stay quiet and slide his watch across his forearm or even twist his rings in a certain way. he also does this when the weight of being prince becomes too much to handle for him
prince choso who is often seen with his hair down. deeply dark roots, mahogany shaded, that lay flat on his shoulders and flow lightly as he walks among the castle. he finds this style to be fussy and would rather have his hair pinned up
prince choso spends his days hiding among the commoners, with his hair tied into ponytails or dressing lazily. he walks around the plaza with a small smile and a quiet hello as he explores. as he explores, he listens in on the people’s conversations and takes mental notes on what’s being said about the kingdom
prince choso who attends to the kids who are playing soccer in a little corner, teaching them techniques to help them in their small game. he takes glimpses of the beautiful women but doesn’t look too long, only to shy away when they wave at him. also helps the store owners from time to time, helping them set up for the day or put away things as they’re getting ready to close
prince choso who groans at the idea of becoming a suitor and the king of his land. while many young men would find joy in being next in line for the throne and finding a beautiful wife, choso does not. he would rather spend his days being youthful and finding his true purpose
prince choso who would rather stay up in the late hours with his brother, yuji, than focus on his studies. he would talk to his brother about his genuine feelings about being a prince rather than even spend an inkling reading another dusty history book
prince choso, who is seen as quiet, reserved, oftentimes bashful around women, and respectful. but also can be defiant (depending on who’s asking), stubborn, and purposefully misplaceful of his duties. but again, that depends on who you ask
★ genuinely don’t know where this idea came from honestly 🧍🏽♀️
★ this is my first time writing a royalty au ! any feedback for it would be great actually
warnings: short, not proofread, maybe romance? maybe fluff? definitely has no point to it at all 🧍🏽♀️
˚✧₊⁎ You helped Eli during his toughest times as a homeless. He never forgot about you and the lessons you taught.⁎⁺˳✧༚
When you were 10 years old, you’d often go to the nearest convenience store with the little pocket money you had and bought yourself whatever you preferred.
One day, during your trip to the convenience store, you saw a boy your age. He was cute; he had black fluffy hair, and the most gorgeous eyes you’d ever seen. But he was dirty, his clothes were torn, and you swore he needed deodorant more than any other boy you’ve met.
You just assumed that he probably liked being dirty or wasn’t aware of his own dirtiness. But then he took a small snack from the shelf and stuffed it up his shirt. He looked left to right to make sure no one was looking, but he caught you looking. He was frozen in place before he bolted the other way and then out of the store.
An employee tried to chase after him but you were quick to stop them and pay for the food that boy stole.
You wondered how hungry someone had to be to resort to stealing food.
the next day, you asked your (parental guardian) for extra money. you had a hunch that you’d see that boy again.
At the convenience store, you browsed the aisles while you waited. You entered another aisle when you saw him. the same dirty and worn out clothes, the same black fluffy hair, and those same gorgeous eyes that seem to look a bit more feral now that you were taking a better look.
He was quickly taking things off the shelf and stuffing them up his shirt, too focused on that than to see you approaching him and then putting a hand on his shoulder. He flinched away immediately, dropping everything that was in his shirt.
Instead of chasing him away or calling someone for help, you smiled and waved. “Would you like me buy you something?” you asked him. He stood there and looked at you with a confused expression. He wasn’t sure how to feel about your generosity, or what to do with your kind offer.
But finally, he gathered his thoughts and nodded, accepting your offer. Your smile grew wider, “well, you can pick as many things as you want!”
unfortunately for you, he chose too many things and you weren’t able to get anything for yourself. But you were glad you were able to help out and feed him.
As the two of you sat at a nearby park that was conveniently empty that day, the starving boy ravaged his food, nearly choking a few times. You had to keep reminding him to slow down or he’d keep choking or worse, get sick.
When he swallowed you decided to properly introduce yourself, “Well, I’m (name) (last name). Whats your name?” You tilted your head in wonder.
He only stared at you, as if you were something out of this world- not in a good way. He looked at you like you were the oddest thing in the world.
“Eli Jang.”
“…oh, well, hello Eli Jang! I hope we can be friends!” you found it a bit odd how he didn’t properly introduce himself and how he stared at you in an odd way. But you decided to let it slide.
As the days went on, the two of you became more acquainted. Everyday, you’d buy him food and then the two of you would play at the park. For the first time in his life, he actually had fun. He wasn’t being hit or yelled at. For the first time, he was allowed to laugh and have fun.
Even after all these years, he did not forget about you. Not when you took him into your home and introduced him to your (parental guardian). You took him in and feed him, bathed him, and gave him new clothes.
Too bad your (parental guardian) wasn’t as nice as they let on. They kicked Eli Jang out once they realized he was a runaway. Since then, he hasn’t seen you. Not once.
So when he saw you hanging around an all girls middle school, greeting Sally by the gates and giving her a hug. He had no idea you and Sally were friends.
He wasn’t sure what to say. Should he bring up the past? Maybe you didn’t recognize him? Maybe you didn’t ever want to see him again, not after he got you in trouble.
Sally turned to him and smiled, looking at you before turning back to him, “Eli, this is (name), (name), this is Eli,” She introduced the two of you.
You nodded, “yeah, I know who you are. Hopefully, you remember me too,” you chuckled. Upon hearing this, he nodded profusely. His gorgeous eyes shone with hope and cuteness, his black fluffy hair was longer than before which was somehow better, his build was bigger, and all in all he looked more mature. And with all of that, you could still see that sweet and sad child that you used to hang out with years ago.
And you couldn’t help but hug him. he wasted no time to wrap his arms around you, snuggling his nose into your shoulder. The hug was sweet and very much needed for the both of you.
If your (parental guardian) hadn’t caught onto his real identity, you would’ve never stopped being friends with him. You wanted nothing more than to make his life easier for him. You wanted to take away all his pain and suffering and make him forget about his trauma. You knew you wouldn’t be able to do half these things, but you would damned if you didn’t try, not after all these years of not seeing each other.
And Eli never stopped thinking about you. Every time you’d catch him stealing, you wouldn’t yell at him or even feel the slightest bit of disappointment. Instead you asked him, “do you want me to pay for that?”
In the time that he spent with you, he never stole anything and he never beat anyone up. He didn’t even feel the need to make money for himself because you were always there for when he needed you. He felt safe and loved and wanted when he was with you.
He would never forget about you and the lesson you taught him. That there will always be someone out there who is willing to help him.
hello raccoons ✋🏼 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝 be at peace, my fellow beings 🦟
i shall have a question of the utmost importance (🗣)
there was an anon, who implied there has been a succubus vesper/reader ask, however i cannot find it, would there be a possibility of you linking it in response? 😼😼😼😼😼
and for an ask, i do have another question: what are the LIs best at when it comes to sexual acts? (oral, fingering,...) (🧍🏽♀️-> 🐈->🦝 me when i ascend to a fellow trash eater, nasty nasty things are the best 😼)
also i wanted to add that its such a hot concept to be oleander's secretary, that man can ruin me, (over the kitchen counter, in the bathtub, on the table, floor, against the wall, over the balcony railing, we are not stopping ✋🏼) like i knew its gonna be a good game when i went through the intro of the game, but then i just want to point out especially the writing, which is so good and i am so serious about that! its insanely immersive and the characters are so well written, be it the main cast or the npcs, even if they are there for like one sentence, they are distinctive enough that i remember all of them. you all are so skilled, from the composer to the artists, to writers, its such a good game that i cannot wait for the upcoming chapters. very much looking forward to it!!
thank you for all your effort, my earthly comrades and have a divine rest of the day/night 🐈
- anon 🐈 (unless that emoji is taken by a fellow anonymous, then i can be 🦟 because i can suck oleanders d- 😼 (i am so sorry i am way too hyper right now))
The succubus/incubus/concubus post is here, nonny! As for general sexy stuff, we recommend taking a stroll through the spicy content tag and seeing what you can find!
Part of Oleander's appeal is supposed to be having a hot boss who's DTF without it coming across as a massive workplace safety violation, so we're glad you like being his assistant/secretary ❤️
it’s interested how intimate sakuna is w reader. he kissed her palm, caresses her face, constant eye contact, angles her head to keep eye contact and even refused to let her avoid eye contact, this could be a parallel to choso since he also loves her eyes and constantly studied reader, sakuna also brought her to his room after it was cleaned when he could’ve just left her in the spare room, & calls her nicknames like sweetheart which could be a symbol of how him and gojo are somehow connected. his body language overall is very sweet and he’s observant of her WHICH UMMM HELLO?? for an average hookup this is a LIL TEWWW INTIMATE & he studies and reads her behavior which again why would you do that for a hookup 🧍🏽♀️
“Sukuna felt like he'd accomplished what he wanted to and once he was done, you felt the bed move as he got out of it.”
“it wasn't necessary, he thought to himself. He already got what he needed.”
ERMM WHAT DID HE NEED & WHAT WAS HE ACCOMPLISHING??
“It was dangerous for him to grow so addicted to such a thing but, did he care? “
WHY WOULD IT BE DANGEROUS FOR HIM TO GROW ADDICTED TO HER???
it was also strange how choso’s bed room door was wide open when reader was gonna come over ? it was said it was obvious no one had used it in years and there was even dust on the bedside table YET when she came over it was wide open??
while i do think sakuna has a role in everything im still confused on how deep he truly is, he took mental note of reader getting paid which maybe originally reader wasn’t supposed to get paid at all??
THIS IS A STRETCH BUT ITS WORTH A TRYYYY why was his phone discarded near her on the bed before they had sex? WHO THE EFF LEAVES THEIR PHONE ON THE BED DURING ACTIVITIES LIKE THAT NEAR THE PERSON ??
erm idk my head is gonna EXPLODE
-🤴🏽
I wrote him so intimate with her on purpose. LEMME YAP RQ;
For one, yes it is to show that he and Choso do share similarities despite them not being on good terms with one another. And secondly, I’m waiting for someone to somehow guess why he was so gentle with her and it’s taking EVERYTHING in me not to spoil it😭
Anywho, Sukuna is known for a few things as of now; fighting, crime, parties, & being somewhat of a manwhore (seeing as it’s said he usually fucks & leaves). But for the reader, it’s different. Why? Is it because of the list? Or… is there some other reason?
What makes the reader so special? Just to tease yall with something to think about, take note of how, as far as we know, Sukuna doesn’t really receive much affection from women. His mother and his last known ex were abusive so, imagine the contrast he must be experiencing with the reader 🌚
OKAY IVE SAID TOO MUCH SVEIHWOAUAI
Wait one more thing, you asked why it would be dangerous for him to grow addicted & to answer that… Well, use the info I just gave about him not really having the best experience with women ><
hello! first of all, thank you everyone for all the love and support! i didn’t think i would ever write on tumblr, i was always one of those people that would just read other people’s blogs. i just want to come on here to actually introduce myself.
hi, my name is jennifer, but i go by jen. i enjoy writing about things i love like f1, motogp and even marvel (those stay on my wattpad drafts forever🧍🏽♀️) I speak spanish and english and I’m trying my best to learn another language but i keep forgetting to log into duolingo, shame on me tbh. I’m 21 years old and I’m a taurus.
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GAHH HAII I saw your. Post abt finishing the Sumeru AQ and that made me remember you were into Genshin 🧍🏽♀️
I've recently gotten back into it (and didn't to the sumeru quest bc the person I gave my account to when I quit played thru it already 🫰🏽 BUT I still got to do the uhhhh Sumeru AQ when Dain so :]) and Iiii. Am having alot of fun w Fontaine !!
No spoilers ofc because I am. Not sure if you know much about it BUT it's real fun. Real fun!! And I ♡ the characters 🫶🏽 Also. Cyno being a crush is SO REAL of u (he seems like a silly guy !!! Silly silly guy) If you're planning on pulling for him this time around, i wish u luck ^□^!!!!!
(Gahhh there wasn't really much of a point in this tbh. I don't know if I'm allowed to ramble but ghhh,,, ghahhbh,,lies down in the dirt (that is also why i am on anon yes. Because i am ,, afraid💧)
omg this was such a fun read hehe hello~!! i had a lot of fun playing the sumeru quest (i played all midnight on a school day SKSJHDHSJAKA fuckin worth it) i still have a little left to do for the archon quest before I can proceed to fontaine but everything's calmed down now and the ending was really great (I cried too! haha) so yes do be aware i don't wanna be spoiled for fontaine's plot but ^^
ggguuuhghh hehe cynooo <3 heheeee i actually developed a crush on him a year back (during an inazuman event where I got to play him in trial) and wanted to learn more about him from there (but due to circumstances I couldn't play sumeru properly until now... and I finished the quest now so :] the crush came back :]] ) he's so cute he's so funny he's so edgy i love him I love his voice SJDHDHDGSGHEHSHA thank you mr saab for serving 🎉🎉🎉🎉 I am indeed trying my best to roll for him! currently 5050 and on 60 pity, still working on it :] i also don't have good electro units so he'll be a big help <33
i enjoyed reading this ask, thank you so much! feel free to come back again, even as anon don't worry~
a/n: hello everyone!! i’ve been gone for a hot minute🧍🏽♀️ so please take this as an apology🙂. i was going to make this angst but i hate angst and i didn’t want to cry.
warnings: there shouldn’t be any unless you’ve never watched TR…
⚠︎︎ so we all know how kei is all like “fuck school” “this some bullshit” “who tf even thought of this shit” (same🥲) but he tries for his mom
⚠︎︎ this bitch be sleep in EVERY SINGLE CLASS😐
⚠︎︎ y’all remember that one backstory ep. of when he met fuyu. imagine yourself in that scene right. here’s how i would imagine it. btw: you already know baji and y’all live in the same neighborhood
⚠︎︎ so while fuyu is helping baji write that letter you walk in…
⚠︎ “hey, let’s stop by the store before we head home, kay?”
⚠︎︎ you look up from your phone to see these two mfs staring back at you. like duh you know you fine asf😩💕
⚠︎ “kei….why the hell do you have on yo mama glasses..?🤨”
⚠︎︎ idk why but i feel like he would have contacts💀 so he wouldn’t have to wear the glasses😭
⚠︎︎ “stfu. moms gotta get me sum more contacts😕”
⚠︎︎ “betta call 1-800- CONTACTS” hfkdgsks you’re too busy laughing and running from baji that you forgot to notice chifuyu🥲 poor boy
⚠︎︎ after like 3 minutes you finally notice fuyu
⚠︎︎ “ayo, aren’t you that matsuno boy?”
⚠︎︎ “yea”
⚠︎︎ “whatchu doin hangin round this mf? i coulda sworn you had yo own lil posse.”
⚠︎︎ “ig you could call it that. i stopped by cause i heard it was a delinquent that got held back in this room but it was just this guy.”
⚠︎︎ you and baji lock eyes and you can feel yourself about to burst into laughter. now to be clear you weren’t laughing bc baji got held back, you were laughing bc of the strained smile on his face as he tried to keep up the “good boy” façade.
⚠︎︎ “mmhmm… anyways, we gotta get goin unless you wanna come to the store with us?”
⚠︎︎ “nah. thanks for the offer tho.”
⚠︎︎ timeskipp to when chifuyu was getting beat up(or whatever happened) and baji popped up outta thin air also dragging you along with him. you leaned on the wall that rested a few inches away from your back as you watched baji do his thing😭
⚠︎︎ “i told you. it’s barely been a week and you already gave up.”
⚠︎︎ “shut up. told you being a good boy ain’t fa me.”
⚠︎︎ “i hate you.”
⚠︎︎ “no. you love me, now let’s go cause i’m hungry.”
⚠︎︎ “bring ya ass mohawk.”
⚠︎︎ then the end where y’all get back to baji’s and you grab a snack and he’s mad cause he ate all of the noodles. (ahhh you mad💀)
a/n: so this is where i was going to put angst but i think i have another idea for that👯♀️ any who, i hope you all enjoyed this and don’t forget to drink water and eat something today!!!
i keep seeing you on my dash bc a singular post of yours is making its rounds in my mutual circles and i'm just 🧍🏽♀️refraining from saying hi every single time so hiiiii x72937484 times LMAO
More fan!reader with Aizawa because I’ve been in a mood to talk about him and i think they’re cute! Darling running into him again at a grocery store and being too nervous to say anything. He probably starts shopping at the grocery store more so he “runs” into them more often except darling always ends up hiding and and freaking out. They always end up admiring him from a distance and leaving without saying hello or when they do try to come up to him and thank him for saving them, someone else recognizes Aizawa and asks for a picture or something. One day darling is able to muster up the courage and gives him a little gift with a thank you note. They probably run out of the store without buying anything or saying much of anything to Aizawa 😅 they’re just nervous
Darling probably almost passes out the day that he asked them out for a date 🧍🏽♀️-🌻
Grahhhhhhh so cute!!! You know that he’s just a person but he’s also a hero, someone who you see as a celebrity and someone who’s saved so many lives! You just glance over at him nervously, he recognizes you to but as the cute civilian he saved 💖💕 Eventually you say hi and say you appreciate his hero work
Honestly, you probably don’t even answer him when he asks you out on a date, you just get so nervous and end up stuttering before running away lolol!!
i would be stressed too if i was higuita's teammate 🥲 as a goalie myself i have so much anxiety if i even step out of my 6 yard box i can't imagine what my teammates are thinking oof
neuer!!!! dude is fun to watch. i'm a barça fan so unfortunately my blood pressure rises whenever i see him 🤧 like go away just let them shoot *pls* (i say this fully aware that he's just doing his job and that i'm clowning)
also blonde mbappe somehow reminds me of richarlison ??? idk
thanks for answering :) i will keep it in mind. i always try to be respectful so definitely lmk if i'm being rude/crossing any lines. anyways i think i wrote too much oopsieee 🙈 how does one even etiquette on tumblr?
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hello again never-used-an-askbox-before anon!!
OMG ANOTHER BARÇA FAN 😭😭 what about my blog is it that attracts yall to it. i have more barça followers atp than madrid ones. is it our mutual struggle seeing our fave players at psg? is it the way i make fun of ur club? is it the way i make fun of my club?? ive also had an influx of man city fans and im just standing there like 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️?? anyways that's besides the point. welcome to my blog fans of teams i make fun of constantly, it's all just banter here.
... richarlison?! 💀💀 kylians hair does NOT look that fried thank u very much. richy needs to leave the bleach alone before he balds prematurely 😭
i forgot tiktok tells u who saw ur profile fml i was talking about my dog’s tiktok with the other teachers today and one of them followed her and i went into her following to see if the others had an account and i started stalking one of them killing myself and dying right now immediately he’s gonna get a notification that my dog checked his profile im mortified!!!!!! it’s not even like *I* checked his profile if i had done it with my own account id just follow him to mask it but what business do i have checking with MY DOG’S ACCOUNT!!!!!!! i was just too lazy to look for my friend’s profile from my account like it was easier to go from my followers from chikis’ account cuz i only follow 5 people there i wasn’t trying to be weird or something 😭😭😭😭😭 and like he IS gonna know cuz i told him her name is chikis and her username is chikistherabbit like 🧍🏽♀️ hello omg im quitting 💀💀💀