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WTF I ACCIDENTLY RECREATED THE FUCKING MEME
#HER EYES ON HIS ABS LMFAO#THIS MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER#kotaloy#aloy#kotallo#hfw#horizon forbidden west#horizon forbidden west shitpost#hfw shitpost#aloy x kotallo
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I was having a conversation w/ my dumbass friend Whezzy and we started talking abt me being a lonely ass bitch and then she brought up the hunger games and I thought of this incorrect quote that sounded one hell of a lot like it belonged on Tumblr, and since I'm HyperfixatedTM, I wrote this.
Erend: "How do I get a girlfriend?"
Aloy: "Hunt them down like they're in the hunger games. If you live, you get to date them. Or something, idk I'm aro."
Varl: "hey OP are you okay"
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#hfw shitpost#horizon zero dawn#horizon series#hfw incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#hfw aloy#hfw erend#hfw varl#incorrect horizon quotes
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Boops will survive the Faro Plague. Boops will survive the purging of APOLLO. Boops are eternal and Sylens cannot escape being booped.
#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#hfw#hzd#aloy#sylens#horizon meme#meme#boop#boop button#april fool's day#tumblr#guerrilla games#lol#funny#shitpost#mine#playstation#aloy despite the nora
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RIP Banuk Werak Chieftain, you will always be peak to me 😔
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Aloy when she meets Petra for the first time:
#Aloy#petra#hzd#hfw#horizon#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#petra forgewoman#this is a shitpost account now apparently
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I saw this on twitter and I just *had* to.
#hfw#talanah khane padish#hfw seyka#seyka#aloy x seyka#aloy x talanah#horizon zero dawn#aloy#hzd#aloy horizon#hawk and thrush#Seykaloy fans and Hawknthrush enjoyers I support you both equally#shitpost#horizon forbidden west
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Behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person
#horizon forbidden west#hfw spoilers#tilda van der meer#elisabet sobeck#tilda/lis#tildabet#elisabet x tilda#sorry for shitposting but i didn't see anyone else make this joke so i legally had to take it into my own hands 😔
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Aloy: I love all my companions. Varl, Erend, Zo, Kotallo, Beta, Alva, and...
*looks at smudged writing on hand*
Aloy: Syphilis
#Horizon forbidden West#Horizon Zero Dawn#Hfw#Hzd#Random#Shitpost#Been replaying forbidden West while studying and boy#Sylens needs to be strangled a few times#To provide Aloy some stress relief
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Oh! This reminds me of something! What the hell is it though? Ugh, this is gonna bug me.
[12 seconds later]
Oh yeah, that's it.
#hfw#horizon forbidden west#horizon burning shores#hfwbs#burning shores spoilers#hfw photomode#monty python and the holy grail#w.g. grace#horizon shitpost
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Go on, tell us we're wrong.
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Your consolation prize for losing a Strike game shall be this batch of text posts (says the person who still hasn't won a Strike game in HFW; I'd have better luck fighting a Tremortusk with my eyes closed and only the most basic bow at my disposal)
Horizon Text Posts: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4
#aloy#sylens#kotallo#alva#varl#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#hfw#hzd#horizon meme#meme#mine#text post#lol#funny#shitpost#guerrilla games#playstation
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Behold, the greatest Photo Mode screenshot I have ever captured:
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For the discord peeps ✨✨
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This is how Horizon Forbidden West went right.
#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#aloy#hfw#hzd#Shitpost#tilda van der meer#sylens#horizon forbidden meme
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pov it comes to light that you lied about being a good climber halfway up a tallneck
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fashav: its no easy thing to be in a huge arena facing down a monster as people scream for your blood 😤
aloy, remembering the time that not only happened to her but that she had lost all her weapons and her focus right before, killed a shitton of huge machines anyway, and screamed "GET DOWN HERE AND KILL ME YOURSELF" somewhere in that mess: i know more about that than you might think
#tbt to aloy at the end of her rope screaming 'GET DOWN HERE AND KILL ME YOURSELF' icon <3#sysfandoming#shitpost#horizon forbidden west#aloy#sysgaming#we're making a new tag folks. ill backfill it#hfw spoilers#i suppose#update: uhoh. homegirl really has a specific kind of survivors guilt huh
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