Tomorrow marks the second annual Salentines party. Salentines is the event of the century, it is a combination of Sal Vulcano from impractical jokers and Valentine’s Day. If you would also like the participate in this sacred ritual and spread the good word , here is how you properly venerate our lord of SALvation:
1) Aquire a cheap rice cooker and fill it with chocolate, use the cooker as a chocolate fountain to dip DRY strawberries and pretzels into. Use take out chop sticks as skewers if u are balling on a budget.
2) raid your local Walmart and dollar stores for discount valentines decorations, decorate your basement or equivalent cramped, grey space.
3) Make a 14 page (MINIMUM) google doc of photos of Sal, go to the library and print this off in COLOR, cut out the photos and use scotch tape to tape them all throughout ur basement ***** BONUS POINTS if ur basement Christmas tree is still up and u use the photos as ornaments
4) Find a large screen to watch YouTube on, search “Eating Watermelon With My Clone” and make ur guest watch the video and all of his other YouTube videos, this ritual is essential if u skip it, Sal will curse u with 6 years of poor harvests and infertility.
5) someone must perform a hand stand
6) Pass around a terrible tasting drink to everyone in the room, all shall drink from the communal cup to symbolize how we are united under Sal.
7) Post photos of the event on ur instagram and tag Sal, hoping the deity will aknowledge your loyalty, Chances are he will not acknowledge you, and yes, it IS your fault, next year must be better.
Sal will be extra pleased if you serve pasta SALad and SALsa.
Had a really hard time with my headstands today. I couldn't stack my spine, I couldn't engage certain parts of my core like I needed too, I had a weird left lean like every freaking time I went upsidedown.
So I spent an hour this morning hitting the floor over and over and over again. Regressions will always happen.
Here's a 25 second clip that makes it look like I didn't struggle.