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Congrats, congrats to Will Graham for not being an "I can fix him" type of person
#he was more like#i can be even worse than this bitch#fix him? nah#he's too sexy#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal nbc#hannibal series#hannibal fanfiction
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Okay, I cannot be the only person who'd fuck Epic: The Musical's Poseidon. Right?
LIKE
LOOK AT HIM
I'D LET HIM DO THINGS TO ME THAT ARE INDESCRIBABLE!
#epic the musical#poseidon#I'd let him fuck me#epic the ocean saga#he's too sexy#sexy greek god#like honestly#i would let him do unspeakable things to me
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Zoro chapter1074 one piece ❤️🔥😩
#roronoa zoro#one piece#zoro#anime and manga#manga#lol#ddg#one piece manga#chapter 1074#zoro x reader#zoro smut#smut thoughts#he's too sexy#zoro x reader smut#the thrist is real#zoro x black reader
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How is this even possible?
This man is consuming my mind 24/7 now!
Like...Glen My love stop being so handsomeee! (joking keep it up cowboy!)
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When you think waoyf couldn't get sexier but then Louis gives us a live version
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cal pls i can’t i’m
my bestie bags on me for loving tendo but nnngghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he’s tew fine!!! tew fine
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UR BESTIE IS PLAIN WRONG!!!! TENDOU IS SO SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!! I FUCKING LOVE THAT WEIRDO FREAK I LOVE HIM SO BAD
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(Worf voice) SLAY
#hello star trek fandom. i have arrived. unfortunately#giving data powers he doesnt have for the bit#i know the actress hated the outfits cos it was blatant fanservice but she looks SO GOOD#IM NOT IMMUNE TO FANSERVICE#obviously the solution is that everyone else should have gotten sexy unique little uniforms too. oh well#star trek#tng#the next generation#data soong#deanna troi#jean luc picard
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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Deleted scene from the fontaine archon quest
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I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho
#he would kill me too#but i don’t mind#love my sexy psychotic men#i don’t care about fixing him lol#can you tell i’m also insane?#i like my men broken#and deranged#and psychotic#with a dash of mommy issues#coriolanus snow x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#void stiles x reader#tom riddle x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#theodore nott x reader#ethan landry x reader#billy hargrove x reader#luke castellan x reader#aaron warner#cardan greenbriar#jonathan crane#patrick bateman#this is so unhealthy of me#also very unhinged#but also so real#this is the last time i’m going to talk about being a fixer upper i promise
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asthmatic reigen
#he would get the spirit to stop chasing them to let him hit his inhaler too. bugs bunny rules#reigen arataka#mob psycho#mob psycho 100#mp100#tome kurata#mob psycho fanart#fan art#comic#comics#art tag#digital art#asthma#welcome to my evil plot to make inhalers sexy 2023#thanks reigen
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I need this
I need Chris to be this year's SMA please please!! I love him!
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no thoughts just the trend of future leo being a cowboy
#too much “wow hes so sexy” and not enough “idiot constantly falls off his horse”#this was. also an excuse to test out random shit autodesk had to offer#cough glow brush cough#I wanted to experiment with you#rottmnt#future leo
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100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet
no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one
sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)
the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.
running away from his family to be a pirate
paying a salary to his crew
SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG
before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)
adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados
he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered
ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard
blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)
he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭
BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while
"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀
BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)
bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)
BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon
SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate
this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀
HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN
after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"
that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭
he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers
#stede bonnet#our flag means death#ofmd#real pirates#dirty sexy history#kriss.exe#I WENT DOWN A RABBITHOLE IM SORRY#all of these are so fucking funny how was this man REAL#btw BB only became the legend AFTER he met bonnet#anyways the twt crew loved these so thats why i decided to compile them in one post#hope you all enjoy it too <3#blackbeard#edward teach
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