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#he's so cringefail pathetic babygirl <3
propertyofkylar · 4 months
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introducing my yandere ocs! first off is oli :3
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i have been working on this guy for a little while so. now it is time to meet him :D
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his name is oliver, but he prefers oli. but you could call him anything and he would be so happy to hear it from you. me personally i call him a pathetic little freak.
he is about 5'8", skinny build, definitely a wimp. brown hair and green eyes. see picrews below because i am bad at drawing and will not subject you guys to my shit sketches
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(sources: first picrew, second picrew, third picrew)
he's 27 years old and works a boring office job. very shy, very nervous kind of guy. yes he is very pathetic yes he is a miserable creep.
unfortunately you were nice to him once (you don't even remember, it was so not even a big deal to you) and since he has fallen in love with you. i mean look at this dweeb. does it look like people are ever nice to him. he's my cringefail babygirl.
oli would do anything for his darling. he is so obsessed. his goal in life is to know everything there is to know about you and he's pretty close to that goal already. it has nothing to do with him hacking into your laptop or hidden cameras. he's totally never done anything like that at all. you can trust him! he commits several crimes on a daily basis
super clingy, super sensitive and super submissive. he wants to be near you all the time but at the same time he is so scared. it takes a lot of courage for him to speak to you! so please be nice to him!
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my goal is to write more original content with oli (and my other oc, who i haven't introduced yet) in the new year. i hope you guys like them and i can't wait to continue to develop them and watch them grow.
please feel free to send me asks about oli and let me know what you think of him!!
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astxrwar · 3 months
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drops of blood is AMAZING your writing is so beautiful idk what's wrong with bucky and i don't CARE i'm so down for whatever's fucked up about him he's such a messed up little simp he's so babygirl coded while also being kinda threatcoded and oohgghg. would. cannot wait for chapter 3!!!
AHHH THANK YOU SM!!! im so glad you liked it <33 thank you for reading n thank you even more for taking the time to message, i always love hearing from The Pals Whomst Live In My Phone makes my day. giggling and kicking my feet fr
also. yeah,,, same,,, he could be totally deranged and that's fine, he's also a cringefail pathetic little guy and so it evens out, yk? it's the crippling guilt factor imo
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elkidu · 10 months
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Who are your top 5 babygirls I need to know
this is the funniest pity icebreaker you could have sent thank you yasmin. i will take the bait
when i was thinking about it, i realized i'm not actually sure i know what babygirl means nowadays... is it just pathetic men? does there need to be an element of "...and he's my little boyfriend <3" to it? honestly it's very rare for me to consider any male characters my "boyfriend" or "husband" so i will focus instead on which of them are most moe
1. fate's oberon of course... he IS my designated anime husband. i won't go too into spoiler territory for him, but he's quite literally a disgusting little freak enamored with the idea of having a wife who actually likes him. i think that's a universal sort of appeal. he has awesome voice acting! his design rules! he's a huge asshole BUT he is really kind in his own way! he can't be honest! his valentine's event takes you to a shitty apartment that looks like a fucking landfill! he's perfect!!! his swagless looks and cringefail personality captivated me from the moment i first saw him. he wins the category of "the lesbian's husband"
2. i'm in the middle of a big enstars phase rn so i HAVE to say eichi. the grip he's had on me since 2016-2017 is crazy... he literally redefined my taste in anime boys. there's no other character in this world that allows me to rocket back and forth between laughing about how nasty he is and fervently wanting to defend him from people who hate him for being nasty. kind of a "nobody's allowed to dunk on him except for people who love him!!!" situation... every time i ever stepped away from enstars it was because i get really down about how weird people are about him!! read fine events!!! he committed war crimes but he was soooo cute while he did it so you have to be nice to him or i'll cry. he wins the category of "the first hill i'd ever die on, the only man i'd ever die for"
3. KUJA FINAL FANTASY!!!! I COULD FIX HIM!!!!!!!!!!! that's all. he wins the category of "i could fix him"
4. jin kisaragi from blazblue. i have said truly truly wretched things about this man that i am too ashamed to ever repeat. but a tetsuya kakihara guy with a terrible personality, a pretty face, and a skintight black bodysuit is undeniable. he has a beautiful girlfriend and yet spends his games looking like an idiot with his fucked up siblings. he wins the category of "i wanna put this man in predicaments"
5. did you know that i apparently don't have a single fire emblem man i'm able to confidently call my babygirl? it's crazy... my fire emblem favs are firmly in the son category. like i thought maybe reyson from fe9-10 or arvis from fe4? but it just doesn't feel right... so instead i'm going with caim drakengard for no deep reason. i just think he's the funniest ever. i hope he's happy with his dragon spouse. he wins the category of "(jessica rabbit voice) he makes me laugh"
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luxaofhesperides · 1 year
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paper--machete · 1 year
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okay here's the classic ``parent'' question: which member of the eevee-cule is YOUR favorite? :3€
Powerade powerade powerade powerade he's so pathetic and quirky he's the only one of them i feel i can call "white boy" he's dumb as hell but he's so so nice and he's a cringefail malewife and he's a babygirl and he's ripped but only when i think it's funny and he's a twink and he's a loser and did i mention I love him
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