#he’s not wrong buuuut…
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no fucking way did it take this guy ive been talking to go from “you’re the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” to “you’re a stupid white trash hoe” in like four days
#he’s not wrong buuuut…#i mean i wouldn’t say i’m stupid but i’m definitely a white trash hoe and proud LMAO#i wasn’t trying to get w him since i’m a lesbian#but he was into me ig??#he kept asking me about my cup size and shit#and i was bored and need attention/male validation so i went along with it😭😭#but now he’s pissed because i rejected him LITERALLY ON FUCKING FACETIME for like the third time#i don’t even care that much it’s lowk funny how mad he is😭#text#personal text#shit post
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Wait hold on, in his anniversary video Barbatos mentions the mc being the brother's attendant?
But in the other videos, it's implied that they don't remember the mc leaving (which is actually something im very disappointed about and really hope isnt the case in the actual story)
In these two specifically, it seems like they aren't aware of the mc's presence in the past/alternate timeline/whatever it is. The only other person who seems like they know is Lucifer
Which also lines up with the end of lesson 40, where he's the only one who says welcome back? So like?? Do only him and Barbatos know? Did they not tell anyone?? Diavolo would probably know as well but I haven't seen anything to show that yet. Anyways I don't really like where this is going, I would really prefer they not make everyone forget the mc disappeared
#of course they could always just be not quite putting the pieces together in these scenes#buuuut at this point im not so sure..#i was hoping theyd take a more “WE MISSED YOU” approach#because if im being honest those are some of my favorite moments#like yay everythings better now lets hug it out#i feel weird about them potentially not knowing about what happened#how would they play that off? solomon already said they were freaking out?#“oh whoops we time traveled just far back enough that no one noticed you were gone”#no#do not do that#that defeats the purpose of this whole shenanigan#they also cant just say it was the regular past#because story inconsistencies#solomon has even commented on how its different#hes like “simeon and luke shouldnt be here”#istg if they try to move past that without explaining i will explode#its a very plausible scenario at this point#theyve done it before#because oh does diavolo just not have the power to spot lies anymore?? ok#anyway im scared for the future of the story#this could go wrong in so many ways#obey me!#obey me! swd#obey me lucifer#obey me satan#obey me luke#obey me barbatos#posts#maybe barbatos just merges the timelines again and thats why everyone feels weird#idk im too tired to think more about this
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u know what i think is interesting tho. q!Bagi suggesting that q!Bad kidnap Fred. is she mad he kidnapped an innocent worker or is she just mad he lied to her about it?
It’s fascinating that some islanders disapprove or act disapproving of q!Bad’s actions but aren’t willing to actively do anything to stop him nor get involved nor snitch. Which is fair, i mean, the only people they can snitch to are the federation and the belief that islanders come first is probably the correct one; and none of them can really stand up to him even as a group - q!Etoiles perhaps being the exception. but just. Hm.
#‘Bad is wrong to kidnap a worker but I’m still going to let him cook’ seems to be the thought process#like they won’t get their hands dirty. they know it’s a line they aren’t willing to cross#but if someone crosses it for them? they’re willing to condemn the morality of that person buuuut#apparently not quite enough to get involved#and I’m not blaming them for feeling like that it’s not unreasonable#and sometimes q!Bad even gets encouraged to do what he’s doing#by the french and by q!Cellbit most notably#it’s just. interesting.#nobody on this island is the person they were when they arrived#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#q!forever isn’t really in the group of islanders that feels this way but. i do get a feeling#that he only cares about saving the worker because it would be tied to saving q!Bad from himself#and thus proving the rage q!forever was experiencing pre-risus wasn’t completely unstoppable#there are very few islanders that I think actually care about Ron lmao
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Ethel Cain's songs remind me of Supernatural so much rn
case in point:
"it was a highway to nowhere, and we rode it // cold car with no gas and we chose it"
"our kids will grow up with half as much // trying to build something out of dust // finding out too late what they need"
- God's Country
"Jesus can always reject his father // but he cannot escape his mother's blood // he'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers // but he'll never escape what he's made up of"
- Family Tree (Intro)
"i'm just a child, but i'm not above violence // my mama raised me better than that"
"and daddy said, shoot first, then run and don't look back"
"and baby, Hell don't scare me, i've been times before"
- Family Tree
and Thoroughfare is totally about two hunters chasing monsters through the country and slowly falling in love <3
#or maybe im just going insane#whos to say#also i really really wanted to put inbred there bc it has some of my favourite lyrics#like “im not scared of god im scared he was gone all along” are you fucking kidding me im screaming crying throwing up#“WHO WILL TAKE THE FALL? WHO OF US IS STONGER?”#i love it so much#buuuut people would have taken it the wrong way so#supernatural#spn#ethel cain#music#gods country#family tree#thoroughfare#lyrics
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raincode ending spoilers. kinda
also makoto is such a great antagonist. he has consistently been a fantastic character from his first appearance until the very end. the twists, the tragedy of him, the motives. all of it is so good it all makes sense and in the final showdown i was like yknow what hes right!!! i literally sided with him so much he makes me so fucking sad i love him.
#speaking of the ending#i was a tiiiny bit disappointed?#like i already knew they were just gonna use the emergency exit cuz they mentioned it and never used it#and dont get me wrong i love yuma and this isnt another “plz kill him that would be so good for the story” type thing like i had with yakou#buuuut i feel like id be more satisfied if he did sacrifice himself after all that talk and shit#but idk i also JUST now finished it so i might change my mind after i give it more thought#gadanie#rain code#mdarc#makoto kagutsuchi
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this is so intriguing to me. this is something that is so important to me. so basically, everything is psychic poisoning that john didn’t exactly know he was getting into ( when does he know what he’s getting into ) and this here is his subconscious.
this tackles a lot of his self guilt, and it’s clear that he’s debating on. dying himself, which is why we have the statement of “it’s my life too. you’ve killed off everyone who ever cared for you. now you want to kill me too.”
sure, it may not have lasted very long in this instance, but i think when people ask about his mental health, his mental illness, whatever the case might be, this would be a good way to show a somewhat decent revelation of it.
#john constantine#hellblazer#john’s mental health#people like to go on and say he doesn’t actually care#that his actions are just. selfish and he doesn’t care about what happens to those around him#WELL. WRONG.#he really does care#but he runs on survival instinct#idk one day ill go in depth and just tackle what i can of his psyche#buuuut not today
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*walking with a friend and a guy my friends befriended (he seems okay? weird humour but cool ig) talking abt falling out of windows*
me: there's actually a word for throwing someone out of a window in english. defenestration
guy, quite weirded out (i think from his voice, his face is like. he's literally twice as tall as me i ain't looking that far up): why? do you just know that??
me: .... Reasons. (chronically on tumblr and weirdly informed abt strange topics)
#a biscuit's rambles#hes not yet desentisised to me saying random weird ass shit ranging from mildly concerning to 'what kind of illegal sites are you on'#and its soooooo funny#i randomly offered them sugar and he looked So wonderfully confused (i am known for randomly handing out sugar packets among my friends)#thus started a contest (well its been 2 days so far) of carries the most random shit in their pockets#so far im winning with my embroidery thread and tealight (which i did not pocket specifically to have something weird in my pocket)#its very funny. its absolutely hilarious. he has no idea what im like and is so utterly unprepared#maybe i do like him (was unsure up until uhhh yesterday when we first properly talked)#(idk he has a sense of humour i kinda. Do Not Like and ive no idea where he came from so i was like. i dont personally need to get to know#him. like good for my friends buuuut. also hes like 2m tall that is freaky as fuck. BUt he seems a chill dude so maybeeeee)#(first impressions and all of that jazz. u dont gotta like everyone. but u might. lmao)#no but for real if im standing anywhere close to him i literally have to tilt my head back as far as can go to look at his face. its weird#no hate to him or tall people i just come from a long line of small people and moderately sized friends this seems Wrong lmao
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Okay so when wu thought morro was the green ninja, did that thought get abandoned as soon as he saw that morro was the master of wind or did he try to consider that possibility and only abandoned it after the weapons basically said "no"?
He tried to consider the possibility until the weapons were like ‘lol no’
#he believes morro was the gn in the first place because of his ‘green’ eyes#buuuut it was the wrong shade of green ahahah#info tag#legacy spoilers
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So you know how breaking certain bones can fuck up a bird's respiratory system... *side eyes q!Philza*
#I don't have brain tonight#when I do its suffering on fit pac and mike being sad-cute#but#to do list#i'm making one sort of#broken bones are a /major/ squick for me however#and I need to pick who would get ot be with him...#maybe lich au and missa freaks out because phil has the opposite reaction to broken bones#missa just sticky tapes his back together#philza chips his slightly and might drown in his own blood if he moves wrong#which is more dramatic than my reading on actual birds#buuuut he's also part human so his systems are going to interact badly with one another#or part something not bird at least
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#well now i at least finally 'finished' the literary analysis... i've been struggling for too long lmao#anyway i sent it in and he said he'd look thru it#i might have to go back and add/change things.. or maybe i completely forgot or did things wrong#buuuut i'll just have to see#i just want to pass anyway. all i need is an E i dont need a higher grade#just let me pass pls goddess#after i have to have a presentation on it as well T-T fml!! at least it is only for the teacher and not the class#i hate speaking english but im gonna push myself to get this over with#bc then i have a project paper + a listening assignment + tests to do before i clear the course#it ends in december so i might have to ask for an extension. hopefully that will be possible#dont want to have done all this work for nothing#rambling bc im stressed as fuck i hate myself for being so slow
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working on some lisa stuff and like. no wonder birdie can't budget or plan easily. how do you plan for this, ESPECIALLY as a single parent, ESPECIALLY as one with a seriously ill kid who might require you to take sudden and unexpected absences
#i know there's full time vs. part time but either way the hours seem inconsistent and a little nuts#full time employment would have gotten him the chance to join the union which DOES have some really good benefits#(part time would too in the modern day but idk about the 90s)#buuuut i can only find modern union contracts not ones from the 80's-90's#and the one i found implied that coverage for dependants was only won after 2018? so the hall boys were NOT included#again i might be wrong i don't have a good head for contract jargon!!!#i can also see birdie being part time at least occasionally because even with PTO he probably wouldn't have the time to take care of joey's#health if he was a full time worker-- even when joey WASN'T in the hospital. when he WAS... hoo boy#you never know how long that's gonna last and this just does not seem like a job with much flexibility or consistency#and ESPECIALLY especially when the boys were really young and maybe weren't both in school yet#sorry here's a glimpse of what like 20% of fic writing looks for me. btw#the amount of stuff i have researched about colorado custody agreements and victorian ableism for my two current fics is a lil absurd#also this is really hard to research because all the articles i get are like 'can my employer dock my pay?'#like no i'm looking for infor about DOCK WORKERS not DOCKING WORKERS
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“Wrong heart, smart guy,” Alyssum sassed.
That made his eyes widen a bit "I thought most only had one?"
#aizawasluckylady#wheeeze#tamashii is very smart#but also very very dumb#XD#sometimes he can be very literal#PS he was stating facts#not flirting#Buuuut it wouldn't wrong
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Ok I swore to myself I’d never do a “Not Like Other Girls” post bc I hate that shit BUT
Other girls: ask their mothers not to tell their father what they confide about their sex life/relationships/etc
Me: asks my mother not to tell dad about the $20 I gave to a homeless family today
#this is not to make me look good#it's to drive home how my dad's priorities are#mom says he wouldn't mind me giving he'd just be concerned for my safety buuuut I think she'd just better not mention it either way#fun fact me sliding donations to my buddies on here is also an act of rebellion#i love my dad please never get me wrong but there's a reason I call him the good father version of Shaw#out of shirt
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nicole my love !
where do you stand on brat tamer!frank …… would he be quick to react? grabbing your jaw after you give him attitude, raising his eyebrows at you with a warning “watch the mouth, yeah?” in that thick raspy voice? or is he rubbing a warm hand in circles on your lower back, quietly muttering a “don’t gotta act out for attention, baby.” i need 2 knooooow 🤗
— princessbrunette ♡
an; thank u for the request princess, sorry it took so long but i love u dearly 🤍 i always seem to take your requests in a little crazy direction so just bear with me (also note to everyone please ignore the verb tense changing like halfway through it turned into something of a drabble and i don’t feel like fixing it. so enjoy.)
cw; female!reader, mentions of blood/violence, cockwarming. that’s about it.
18+ only mdni
i think frank would be pretty good at reading you. he knows what makes you itch; like when he leaves his boots, carelessly splattered with the blood of a lowlife (or three) that will surely be named in tomorrow morning’s newspaper, strewn haphazardly on the living room floor for you to trip over when you get home. or, when you ask him about said lowlife(s) and he brushes you off, mumbling something about how it doesn’t matter anyways, and they got what was coming to them, before disappearing for the third night that week. it makes you feel so goddamn lonely.
it was these things, among others of course. sometimes frank castle was just so goddamn stubborn it made your skin crawl.
buuuut, frank also knows what makes you feel better. knows how to handle you when you start letting your irritation show. he’d just accept your little quips and snide remarks for a while. let you take out just a little bit your pent up frustration out on him—i mean, he kinda deserves it sometimes, right? he knows this, you know this. and yet, he knew exactly when to make it right.
“fuck you, frank,” you muttered as you frantically pulled your shoes on, already late for work. everything had already gone wrong for you that morning—your first alarm didn’t go off, your shower was lukewarm at best, and you burnt your last bagel. and now, as you were ready to leave, frank suddenly decided he wanted to talk.
“whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.” his tone was firm, a hand coming out as if in warning. as annoyed as you got, you hardly ever swore at frank. “what’s wrong with you?”
there he is.
“what’s wrong with me?” you asked incredulously, grabbing your keys off the hook. “wha- what’s wrong with you?! you’re fucking gone almost every night this week, i’m getting calls from karen practically every five minutes-”
“she’s just-“
“don’t you fucking dare play dumb like you didn’t ask her to check in on me,” you cut him off quickly, pointing an accusing finger at him. you knew how you were being but you couldn’t help it at this point. “i can handle myself, frank. maybe if you just told me what the fuck was going on i could just-”
“you could just what? hm?” his voice was quiet, but commanding. his arms crossed in front of him as he postured intimidatingly toward you, eyebrows raised in a silent challenge to keep talking. your mouth snapped shut immediately, heart jumping as you lowered your hand that was still hovering mid-air.
you swallowed thickly, putting your keys into your bag with less of a rush, suddenly more careful of your movements. he watched you thoughtfully for a moment, before slowly making his way toward you, boots heavy as they met the hardwood below. you could do nothing but stare at him as he came closer, irritation suddenly the furthest thing from your mind.
“you, uh…” he paused, not for lack of words but simply dramatics. “you think you’re pretty tough, that right?”
“i never said that,” you replied quickly, shaking your head and averting your gaze. his hand was quick to grab your chin, forcing your head up to look him in the eye.
“‘i can handle myself.’ ain’t that what you just said?” his voice was low and rough, like he’d just swallowed sandpaper. your breath came out trembling, and when you didn’t answer fast enough for his liking, his grip grew tighter, rattling you a bit. “you answer me when i’m talkin’ to you, girl.”
“y-yes, that’s what i said,” you answered, voice wavering slightly. his gaze was piercing, eyes searching yours for a moment before releasing his grip, leaving you stumbling backwards into the front door.
“everything i do is for you,” he starts, adam's apple bobbing as he reaches out to place a more gentle hand on your arm, thumb rubbing your skin in soft circles. his eyes are still ablaze, and the dissonance makes you shiver. “everything, everything i fuckin’ do out there is to make sure none of my shit makes it back home to you, you got that? i’m not gonna let anyone lay a finger on you.” you find yourself nodding, mindlessly, letting his words soothe the irritation that had built up inside you. his calloused fingers find their way back to your face and he rubs his thumb across the plush of your lower lip, gauging the intensifying rise and fall of your chest.
he knows you. he knows what you need.
he nods almost curtly in understanding, letting his touch linger a bit longer just to feel the warmth of your shaking breath. “now you watch your goddamn language when you’re speakin’ to me, sweetheart. go on.” he jerked his head toward the door before turning around and heading for the kitchen without so much as another glance in your direction. “you’re gonna be late.”
you were in fact a few minutes late to work, but you were exactly on time getting home, that’s for sure. maybe even a few minutes earlier than usual.
and frank was waiting for you, of course he was. it was barely five minutes from walking through the door before he had you completely stripped, sitting obediently still in his lap as you wept into his shoulder.
“easy,” he cooed, squeezing your hips to keep you from rocking too much. “you quit all that cryin’ and start talking.”
your tears darkened his shirt as you clung to him helplessly, stuffed full of his thick cock and intoxicated by his voice.
“i-i just wan’you to talk to me, frank,” you cried, grasping weakly for purchase on his shoulders. “you get so distant and push me away…but i just wanna be helpful to you.” your voice was quiet and almost conspiratorial where you whispered into his neck, pressing wet, open-mouthed kisses into his warm skin. “i just-
“hey, hey, hey,” he cut you off, grabbing your neck to pull you back and look into his darkened eyes. his voice was rough with restraint—it was nothing short of a miracle he was holding it together, what with you clenching around him desperately with every breath. “none of that. you wanna know how you can help me?”
you nodded fervently.
“by stayin’ your ass right fuckin’ here,” he grit, eliciting a pathetic moan from you as he drew you in impossibly closer. “by wakin’ up in the mornin’ and goin’ to work like you have been. by doin’ what i say, when i say it. by trustin’ that everything i do out there is for you, it’s for you.” he punctuated his words with a press to your lower back, guiding you to roll your hips against him slowly. “that’s how you can help me. you got that?”
“yes, frank, yes, yes,” you whined, letting his words placate you as you began to move against him with more eagerness. “i’m sorry, i’m so so sorry-”
“shh, shh, shh, you don’t apologize,” he soothed, his voice strained, blunt nails digging crescents into your plush skin. “you don’t apologize to me, girl, you just take what you need baby, you take it from me, yeah? you take it and then we can talk, baby, just fuckin’- oh, fuck- you just take it-”
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so yeah, frank knows how to handle you and your bratty attitude just fine.
#princessbrunette#frank castle#frank castle smut#the punisher#frank castle x reader#frank x reader#frank castle x you#frank x you#the punisher smut#frank castle x f!reader
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jschlatt headcannons (sfw & nsfw)
minors dni
i have a lot of thoughts about schlatt, here's some of them
sfw ♡
loveslovesloves to snuggle, he's like a giant mean teddy bear
i feel like he loves karaoke, like not even him being secretly good, he just loves doing it with friends
you're most likely smaller than him, so definitely teasing nicknames (pipsqueak, short stack, tiny)
BUT !!!!! if youre a giant like me (im only three inches shorter than him), he loves it. tells you how much he loves your long legs
makes you wear heels so you're taller than him / at his height
i feel like he smells like either some stupid expensive dior cologne or axe body spray
or maybe some bath and body works shit (bourbon maybe??)
loves just driving to oldies nd parking somewhere overlooking a sunset
OK TIME FOR NY SPECIFIC ONES SINCE I'M ALSO FROM NY (and feel like he's from one town over)
will kill someone for a proper baconeggandcheesesaltpepperketchup (iykyk)
misses going to yankees games at the stadium
has his family ship him ny bagels bc texas bagels don't hit the same
has STRONG opinions on his favorite deli
nsfw ♡
big guy is A BIG GUY
calls himself daddy tbh
i feel like he's big into thighs
prolly a tits guy too tbh, but can appreciate a good ass
schlatt's just a horny mf
has a huuuuuge sex drive, mans can go for hours
is a MASTER of dirty talk & how to make you putty in his hands
"what's wrong princess, need daddy's cock fillin' ya up right now?"
"fuck doll, ya feel so tight 'round me. like you're squeezing all the cum outta me."
he loves to just grab your thigh at the worst possible times and squeeze
would love if you send him inappropriate things while he's recording / streaming
i'm not saying schlatt is like you're sugar daddy buuuut....
gives you his credit card to buy yourself lingerie so he can rip it off you
has a playlist of songs he'd fuck you to or would wanna see you give him a strip tease to
hope you enjoyed ! inbox is open <3
#jschlatt imagine#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt fluff#jschlatt smut#chuckle sandwich imagine#mcyt imagine
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3 is my fav one gameplay wise, but 2 is my fav humor & lore wise ( as well as details - it has amazing details in the game. if that makes sense )
#💀 - OOC !#// i just LUV the cruel humor of 2#// like don't get me wrong i feel for nerv#// but i also just luv how it has constant fighting#// and sims being cunts to u for no reason#// like you try to call a friend and someone replies 'he's WORKING unlike SOMEBODY I KNOW'#// or if someone's dancing then other ppl gather to LAUGH at them#// DFGJNDFJG EVERYONE IS SOOO MEANNNN IN THAT GAME LIKE WTFFFFF#// it's actually funny how cruel everyone is#// 4 is funnnn and i just finished playin 3 hours of it (gots strangerville now(#// buuuut once u rly get into the other games - u can definitely see how it's half baked#// which i may make another post to elaborate on
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