fun fact about Warraun: he’s not allowed to go to bars by himself anymore. As his rate of getting into fights is too high, ands is only slightly better when he has company

Has taken too many bottles to the forehead, and then shards the glass shards via headbutts

Drunken swagger of a badger porcupine

anyways i genuinely and deeply believe that seb is one of the best, well-rounded, most talented racing drivers currently active and i think no matter where he was racing, he'd adapt within less than one season. he's incredibly versatile, everyone who has worked with him praises his quick understanding, intelligence and detailed feedback. he's a genius on track and seizes every opportunity he can and any team across all of motorsport recognizes his talent. so many other drivers know him to be courteous and friendly and so many racing series want to win him (and the fanbase and recognition that comes with him) to drive for them. It's clear that once a team is genuinely happy to have him and listens to him, he's a major force that very few other drivers could come up against.

sorry kirk and spock’s love for each other is written into the narrative. as if it’s my fault.

giving psych another go after having watched the first season and a bit a couple years ago before stopping because I hadn't really been feeling it

only like six or seven eps in this time, and I am enjoying it, and I would like to stick with it this time, but god, now I do remember why I gave up on it in the first place. for all the show has going for it (which is a lot!) so much of the tone (and shawn is usually the biggest offender) falls back on those really insufferable attitudes from the mid ’00s of like. hit on every woman you see, getting laid is always the biggest priority. kneejerk disdain for anything nerdy or "uncool." I'm a guy and that means I care about porn and sports and that's it

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

On one hand, I want a final fantasy 6 remake, because the game is criminally underrated and the amount of fan content (which is all absolutely fantastic btw) is Not Enough for my neurodivergent, hyperfixating brain.

On the other hand, that would inevitably encourage more people to join the fandom, which would be great, except it seems these days the bigger a fandom gets the more toxic it becomes, and I really like what we have going on over here in our little corner. We all just love the game and its characters and nobody fights about who should and shouldn't date who or who you shouldn't like because they're ~problematique~. Nobody's trying to make one ship morally better than another, nobody's calling anyone names or threatening to doxx people who don't agree with their opinions. It's so peaceful and I love that for us. We're just vibing. Moisturized. Unbothered. In our lane. Flourishing.

Donut has definitely reached critical blorbo status for me. Wash may be my favorite, but man, Donut is my little meow meow.

Personally, I like the idea that he makes his innuendos intentionally, and also feigns ignorance deliberately. Maybe it was his way of gaming the homophobia system back home. Where he could still be himself and not get called out on it. Because he'd act like he didn't know what it meant. Present himself as innocent. So someone that doesn't like that wouldn't *want* to tell him what it means to "beat a man off" because then that would mean *he* knows what that means and drag the attention away from Donut regardless. Who presents himself as so "pure" that it comes back around to being dirty. He's not that, but the plausible deniability was enough to keep himself safe. And from there it just became a habit he kept into Blood Gulch.

I love him so much you guys I am shaking all the donut content in my mouth like a chew toy

do yhink theres like a life where bill accidentally 'kills' himself and isnt able to get to Dipper in time?

so dipper is just there thinking like no one will love me 😔😔💔 with no memories anf bill is just floating around pissed off

then BAM dipper remembers and comes to bills rescue somehow. then it cuts to dipper making fun of bill 🤭

A Fine concept! Alternately: A Dipper who still doesn't have his memories stumbling across Bill, and the subsequent shenanigans.

soooo i am not handling getting my period and the news my mom has xx amount of months to live at the same time very well

Vote Hux as the hottest man of SW, he needs your help!

Listen this is the HOTTEST STAR WARS MAN CONTEST so I think it disqualifies a few people here...

I love Din, Cassian and Obi-Wan but they're NOT HOT, they're super super COOL:

Those are the true HOT men (still enlisted) of SW :

And once again Hux is the one facing elimination so support your boy for one more round!

I do love Centaurworld with all my heart but damn would I have preferred an episode in S2 about Zulius and Splendib reconciling over the my little pony convention episode

Izzy is only interesting because of his proximity to Ed. I'm just the only one brave enough to admit that fact.

I would personally like to thank hobie brown for saving a generation the world is truly blessed with his existence

now that I'm thinking about this, I'm having thoughts:

Cause I think Ted has always cared about winning, but used that line as a safety blanket against feeling like he's failing when his team, with his coaching, were losing

I mean, if all Ted wanted was to help kids become better versions of themselves, he could've become a councilor or peewee coach, but he didn't.

He worked hard to become a college level head football coach who then accepted the job of premier league gaffer in a country where soccer is basically their NFL football. He's never been hired as a coach to not win games, and he's always known that.

But it's easier to take that leap into the unknown (agreeing to coach a soccer team in England; Giving Michelle space to fix his marriage) if he can convince himself that it doesn't matter in the end if he wins or loses, especially if he's just biding time til Michelle asks him to come back

But, THESIS ALERT lol, the team ultimately loses when he just coasts along with whatever strategies and plans others (Beard, Roy, Rebecca) want him to do

Which Beard knows. Ted, as opposed to Beard or Roy or Rebecca, sees the forest for the trees when it comes to understanding what the team needs to succeed

So Beard's there to snap Ted out of that "winning doesn't matter" mentality he'd gotten stuck hiding behind and then later he's there to open up Ted's creativity with the (probably very mild lol) mushroom tea

'Cause when Ted gets out of his own way and he steps up and actually acts as head coach (benches Jamie; asks the team if they want to continue the false 9; shifts them to total football) the team wins.

mel c magdalene made me realize what was missing from my magdalene design and it's that she's not fucking jacked. it's crucial to her character