The Nope script is sending me
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thinking about the fact that barton is not only maddeningly unhinged but also casually unhinged as well... and this is exactly what i mean by that: just imagine you see barton doing his thing, committing medical malpractice and doing something highly immoral as well as illegal to a cadaver, and then he pulls off his surgical gown and all you see is he's wearing a t-shirt for the band queen. and then you learn that pretty much all he wears underneath his surgical gowns is band tees that he got from concerts back in the day or just bought because they're cool and whenever you ask him why, all he says is ' why not? they're one of my most prized possessions ' 💀 like UMMM this man cannot be real in the dc universe jsjsj like half of the time you can't even tell whether he's joking or being serious because some of the things that come out of his mouth are so unserious and he literally just got done with committing an atrocity in this instance
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You're known for those amazing whitewater posts!!
thanks heres a pic of me as a kid on a river trip (left) and a pic of my brother being bad at his job (right)
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I headcanon that Twilight has his lasso from the Manga and whips that thing out all the time just to fuck with the other members to the point they contemplate stealing it because no one sees him grab it its just suddenly wrapped around their foot or their hand or trapping their arms while he's got a shit eating grin on his face.
But then one day they watch him straight up pull it out in the middle of battle and either rope something like a moblin or turn a bitch into an impromptu weapon.
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Hope im not bothering you but your last fic was just,, SO GOOD??? I'm obsessed with the way you write aki.
Also genuine question, do you think aki would like it if his partner has like big boobies lol. Its been on my mind for a long time. You don't have to answer btw!! Thank u
you're never bothering me!! thank you, I'm really glad you think so!!!!! ^^ 💗
and to answer your question anon... yes... absolutely. although, aki is a bit shy about admitting it. he thinks you're gorgeous, he's just... a little shy.
when he's talking to you, he literally keeps his eyes locked onto your face at all times because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable by him staring. he turns bright red every time you hug him and he quickly has to come up with an excuse as to why — "I'm just hot. it's hot in here. stuffy."
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Me, knowing I'll never make an attempt to flirt: omg a person I have a crush on is single again :)
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