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stinkyme · 7 months

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nikolai’s fingers inside me, inside my mouth im gonna suck them, i want him to TOUCH AND TEASE ME. i want him to shove 3 finger INSIDE me. i want HIM SO BAD PLEA

did he shove something up your mouth before you were able to finish? :O jk :3

NO I FEEL YOU, BUT I MUST SAY I am VERY PISSY that we didn't get to see his fingers without gloves. I WANT TO SEE THEM, I KNOW THEY ARE SLENDER AND LONG AND DNDMDKKSKSKSKS, BUT I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION, I LITERALLY NEED TO SEE THEM, I AM SO MAD

put me in a room with him and i will eat his gloves away, and stare at his fingers like a lunatic until he gets the hint..just O_O (add some drooling to it)

but!! as they say, as a magician, he is good with his fingers. Not only that, he is quite curious. He would tease you while looking for your weak spots - brushing his fingertips behind your ear and down your neck while holding your jaw with his other hand, moving it as he pleases while trailing over your neck

Then, he would focus on your nipples, gently palming your boobs/pecs, while using the puffy part of his palm to barely brush over your nipples. Slowly teasing them, and once they get hard - using his fingers to tease them more. Sliding his thumbs over them, watching you squirm while he does so, then rubbing them between his fingertips, letting your back arch while he giggles at you

Naturally, before he does any of it, he will slide two or even three fingers inside your mouth to suck on them, pushing them further to make you gag while he giggles and teases you how he needs to train you more, it seems

Sometimes, he will place his thumb on your bottom teeth, opening your mouth for him and keeping your jaw fixated in place while he uses his other hand to slide his fingers over your tongue, sloooowly at first, but then he gets faster and rougher until you gag and drool around them (if your eyes tear up, even better)

Anyways, once he is done with your nipples, he will slide his fingertips down your tummy and waist, enjoying how your body reacts from a minimal touch. Moving down, and barely touching your lower tummy just to see you twitch. Then, he will slide his fingertips over your groins, giggling at how your thighs shake. "Soothe" them by teasing you more with gentle touches over them

Now, when it comes to fingering, if he is fingering your pussy - he will use his index and middle finger to slide them over your outer lips, up and down, ignoring your clit and your aching cunt, until you beg. Once he thinks you begged good enough, he will gently slide in one finger, pumping it in and out slowly. Then, he will start curling it up to where your g-spot is, enjoying your surprised and pleased expressions and sounds

Then, he will add another finger only if you beg him good enough, if you don't - he will slide out that one finger he was giving you. Once you did good enough, he will slide in two - moving them slowly at first, gradually building up quicker tempo that will focus only on your g-spot until you are squirting and cumming all over him. Don't be fooled though, he will edge you for a very good amount of time before :3

And then, when you are the most sensitive - he will add a third finger..and so on and so on :3

#stinkyanswers #i need him so bad dmdmsmskkslslsllslslsls #i am sooooooooo not ok about him #nikolai is my muse #like the only man i would ever marry idc #we can have a clown wedding IDGAF #he is soooooooo yummy i literally need his fingers RN

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rinstaro · 1 year

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I want big daddy fierces face between my legs<33

mmmmm gentleman tongue fucking me till I cry

Yummy.

-💫

oh bestie same !!!!! tmi but its been like,,,,,,,, a week and a half since i got my coochie ate !!!! THATS TOO LONG !!!!!!!!!!!

i feel like fierce would be sooooooooo good at it <33 i make the rules and it’s completely true

cw: mostly just thirsting 😵‍💫 coochie eating obvi, overstim but u tell him to this time!!! he's just,,,,,, meow, reader has a vagina no pronouns!! short and sweet cause i’m getting back into The Groove Of Writing

minors do not interact.

you didn’t have to beg him, just a ‘please’ would suffice. he’d do anything you asked of him. so why were you so needy? well, it was simple in your eyes. your boyfriend is fine as fuck.

he didn’t even have to do anything and you were drooling over him. he was tall, strong, and unbearably handsome. though, those weren’t his strongest points.

no, your favorite thing about him is how gently he treated you. his touches were delicate as if he was scared you’d shatter beneath him. when he held you, he’d repeatedly ask if it was okay, if he was hurting you in any way. your absolute favorite was the way he spoke to you and only you, that special tone of voice he had reserved just for his darling.

fierce held strength beyond comprehension, and wouldn’t dare hurt a hair on your head. of course, unless you asked.

“i want it til i cry. pretty please?”

“you shouldn’t even have to ask. come here, beloved.”

oh, and it was easy to get him between your legs. it was his second favorite place, only coming second to being in your arms. though having your hands in his hair was more than fine, for now.

he adored how you sounded when he had his tongue in your cunt. sweet little cries of his name, telling him how good it felt. his hands rested at your waist, helping you grind into his mouth as he tongue fucked you. you were drooling, tears threatening to spill out of your eyes. “f-fuh— oh my— more! please!”

he groaned softly. your pussy tasted like heaven to him, and you were letting him eat it for as long as he wanted. it sounded lewd, your moans mixed with the sounds of him devouring your cunt, but it didn’t embarrass you much when you were on your third orgasm and still begging for more.

your lover doesn’t care how much you tug and pull, boss him around and tell him to go faster. you asked him to give it to you til you cried, and his desire to serve you came before everything else. even his own… needs. little did he know, you had planned to return the favor later on.

fierce lets you card your fingers through his hair, pull his hair, grind onto his tongue, all of it. all he asks is that you don’t hold back when you cum. he wants it all over his face, all over the sheets— yeah. because to him, nothing beats the feeling of your creamy cum dripping down his chin.

#link x reader #link smut #link x reader smut #star.anon #loz x reader #loz x reader smut #legend of zelda smut #legend of zelda x reader #kore.writes #kores.blurbs

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bougiebutchbitch · 7 months

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Fuck ok ok you inspired an amazing galactic brain idea: what if biologically speaking, ABO was a give-and-take? ABO is less traditional BDSM master-sub and more like …. Captain and first mate? Writer and editor? CEO and assistant? Maybe the roles still have all the social connotations of dominant alphas but that’s just cultural.

Shanks having his heart ACTUALLY break in a million pieces when buggy reveals that no — he’s not helplessly submissive glorified sex doll — Crocodile is a secret softie and closer goofball.

Shanks is a little bit porn-brain-rotted. He’s never properly claimed or been claimed. He didn’t realize it was about unity. About giving and gaining one another’s strengths to overcome eachother’s weaknesses. All of Buggy’s passion and determination, extroversion and good-humor. And it’s not like Crocodile is the only confident self-assured and level-headed alpha on the seas! Shanks could’ve given that all to him! And more! They could’ve been unstoppable! And and —

And oh god what has shanks DONE?!

YES YES YES ALL OF THIS

Except Buggy is also a helplessly submissive glorified sex doll because in this house we love and support kink, sex, and porn! He is all those things and he's super happy to be that way with Crocodile! He's finally exploring a part of himself he's locked away for YEARS and it's sooooooooo yummy for him and everyone else involved -

except poor Shanks

#this is turning into Shanks' cuck dreams and honestly #good for him #cross guild

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stylesloveclub · 1 year

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r*ding pleasingrry's tummy 😵‍💫 like can you imagine you're just like staring at his chest and abdomen when he gets out of the shower or something and he's prattling on abt what you want for breakfast or whatever but you can't think just bc... well bc he's so dreamy 😵‍💫 and his tummy looks so soft but firm 😵‍💫 and you want to lick at it and kiss all over (especially at his pillowy hips with his swallows 😵‍💫) and then the thought of r*ding his tummy crosses your mind and 😵‍💫 oh em gee. and h, being the attentive doting bf that he is, comes closer when you don't answer his question about breakfast and like cradles your face all soft and strokes your cheeks delicately and "you okay, puppy? you're all quiet" and your face flushes and he's "what's the matter baby, you're all hot in the face" and you're trying to dismiss him because you're ✨embarrassed✨ but he won't let up like "no, pup, tell me what's wrong" and you start to squirm when he licks his lips and they get all glossy and look even more kissable than before 😵‍💫 and you just know he won't let it go until you tell him what's up so you finally whisper something along the lines of "you're jus' really pretty, daddy" (does pleasing y/n call h daddy? i dont remember i need to reread but if she doesn't she should bc he's SO baby daddy) and harry's like *ohhhhhh* and then he gets all smug and he's "yeah baby? what's so pretty abt your daddy" 😵‍💫 and you tell him bc you're his good girl 😌 and then (i imagined that you'd been in the bedroom this whole time, that wasn't clear jhfwiugruh) he'd start pushing you down on the bed and pressing kisses all over your skin until you can't stop wiggling under him and you're hot all over 😵‍💫. and somehow in the midst of all your kissing harry ends up underneath you, his towel lower on his hips so your p*ssy is skin to skin with his tummy 😵‍💫 and you humping and grinding against him and he's mocking you the whole time like "c'mon, get yourself off on your pretty daddy's tummy" 😵‍💫 and his hands are all over you, your thighs, bum, tits 😵‍💫 and he can't help but leave a few hickeys over your neck and collarbone and you're halfheartedly trying to bat him away while still grinding against him bc covering those up for your job at *his* restaurant is so much extra work but he doesn't listen and when he's finished sucking and licking he's "i'm sorry baby, daddy's sorry, you just look so pretty with my mark on you, so pretty when you're ruined" 😵‍💫 and you nearly keen bc what. the. fuck. he can't say shit like that and expect you not to melt. and when you're legs get tired he's "oh love, c'mon, keeping working yourself on me" but you just can't bc you've been at this for soooooo long (like ten minutes) so you just whimper and whine while your legs ache and your pace falters and he's "let's go pup, if you make yourself come like this i'll let you suck me off as a treat" 😵‍💫 and you're x10 energy now bc harry's c*ck in your mouth sounds absolutely exquisite rn and he chuckles at your enthusiasm and "oh puppy, you love my c*ck that much, huh? bet i could make you do anything for me if i gave you your treat after, right?" 😵‍💫 and you're nodding bc he's most definitely NOT wrong. and when you come it is EARTHSHATTERINGLY GOOD (as always) 😵‍💫 and he's cooing and whispering praises in your ear all "good girl puppy, such a good girl for your daddy, you did so good baby" 😵‍💫

UGH this is sooooooooo yummy . love him being concerned like are u okay puppy u seem quiet 🥺 but ur just being h word OFNEIFOSOFJW and yes he is so daddy like i needed him to be daddy for my own mental health bc he’s just so :( daddy :( and kissing all over 😭😭😭😭 this concept is so yummy and h word but i’m fixating on the kisses and the way he talks to u 🥺🥺🥺 and him not being able to help himself from leaving makes like he just wants to kiss u and loves pulling away to see the skin red and bruising :((((( i just want him so bad

#this fed me thank u #pleasing concepts

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moonchildstyles · 1 year

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Aster in the bathtub after a tiring day and he likes taking v warm baths soaking his hands in the water :( cause they were cramping and all that day :( and he started his bath alone without angel cause she was out with Sarah :( and ugh when he hears her coming in looking for him calling his name :((( and ofc she’s all :( </3 seeing his tired face walking up to him voice getting all quite “hello” and he gives her his tired smile :( “all tired?” Talking so sweetly and softly to him and h nods “how was the restaurant?” He asks since her and Sarah tried a new place “very yummy you would really love their tomato soup” and h’s head is laid back all :D “yeah, that’s what you had?” Shaking her head taking her socks off “Sarah had it but I got the pasta it was meh the one you make is way better” and just him watching her take off her clothes standing in her underwear and little top :( she asks him about his day and how his main client went :( telling her all about how his hands hurt too much today and her lips pout :( “I’ll give you a massage once you get out, okay?” Just so so sweet “that’s what got me to finish his piece” </3 her walking out and coming back with a Cotten white night dress sitting next to the bathtub looking at him :( “I can fix you now” hand reaching to his under water </////3 “don’t wanna ruin your pretty dress” voice so sleepy “I don’t mind I’ll wear your shirt when we sleep anyway” and he gives her a weak smirkkkk like yeah u will and she’ll massage his hand softly pampering it with kisses as they go back and forth with talking :( and once they both leave the bathroom and he gives her a shirt </3 she proceeds with massaging his hands putting oils to help sooth him and everything </3 and they end up sleeping with her hands wrapped around his tucked under her cheek 🧸

STOP THIS WCTUALLT MAKES ME SOOOOOOOOO:( him taking a bath first of all I could sob and cry and weep and wail and her saying his pasta is better but they should go back and try the soup:( bc he’d like it:( and his hands hurt from the big tattoo he did today but he knew he’d be alright bc she would take care of him when he got home he just needed to get through it :( also her getting undressed in front of him while he’s still in the tub all while they’re talking and I can just see him looking at her w heart eyes bc she’s just :( so pretty :( he’s so in love w her :( and her sitting down w him in her nightgown but they both know she’s going to change into his clothes when they actually go to bed:((((( literally will lose it while she’s massaging his hands and talking w him while she’s working out the cramps and helping him feel better and even putting oils and a nice cream and everything on them when they’re good to go to bed and he tells her he’s never ever felt better:( AND HER SLEEPING W HIS HANDS UNDER HER CHEEK NO ONE TALK TO ME:(((((((((

#🧸 anon #ask #anon #concept #aster inspo #this also reminded me to oil my nails and put on some more hand lotion before bed so thank u for that owmsksk

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deltamothsblog · 2 months

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if deltamoth had tumblr

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🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

ranking another rock submission on my tier list. no u cant see it.

⚒️ welshstonecarver Follow

*looks at you* *looks at you* *looks at you* *looks a

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

what the hell man

#where did he come from where did he go... #PREV SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO #who is this guy. someone tell me. im going to fucking GET HIM.

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🔮 magicballmaster Follow

[ BALL UPDATE ]

Loading Plagues... Done! Loading Colors... Done! Loading Images [233 of 233]... Done!

Ball Update Completed.

#i'm going to inflict SOOO many plagues..,. #ball update

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💜 meepist Follow

me when there is food

in the fridge

but i don want it

#guh #im sooooooooo hungry #starving white woman

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🎆 what-month-is-it-bot Follow

happy March 2024!!!

🌙 sleepytime-pete Follow

#wuh

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🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

everything seems okay so far i think the lobotomy was a success

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

ouh..... brian hurt....

🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

uh. are you okay

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

tumer

#LITERALLY ME #reblog

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📁 appdata Follow

mmmmm minecraft/saves/coolworld7

💜 meepist Follow

STOP EATING MY SAVE DATA!!!!!!

📁 appdata Follow

nuh uhhh they so yummy

#what the FUCK >:(

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ouhhh.... im so thirty....

@magicballmaster, what should i do?

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

might i suggest a plague

🍺 alcohol-dependency Follow

am hopelessly dependent on alcohol but sure will do a plague.

#YIPPIEEEE!!!! #plaguepost

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OFFICIAL NOTICE

Hello, everyone!

It has come to our attention that one of our freelance demolition workers has accidentally blown up Venus.

As a reminder, if you catch any debris falling to earth, please do be sure to mail it to our P.O. box on east mars. This counts as part of your public service for the empire.

Goodbye!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

SIR YES SIR! TO MARS, SIR! OORAH!

■ wrongempireoffical Follow

@propogandaman, You are hereby sentenced to 500 decades of incarceration for public display of emotion. Our Galactic Police Force has been alerted to your presence and are rapidly approaching your location.

Please await your sentence. Have a nice day!!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

oh man im TOTALLY getting executed tonight.

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💜 meepist Follow

like eating like eating

like like like eating like eating glass

#bloc party

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🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

please raise your right hand for the pledge of amogus

i pledge alleigence to the flag of the united ships of amongus

against the impostor for which we stand

one spaceship, under jerma, moist critical with oxygen and hod dog for all

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

and now, please rise for the among us national anthem.

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[over loudspeaker] ooo say can you sus

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🐝 hive-meister Follow

why dont my friends play lethal with me

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

i think youve wiped the entire team with bees.

at least once.

every time we play.

🐝 hive-meister Follow

SHUT UO!!!

CURSE OF A THOUSAND BEES!!! GET HIME!!!!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

should've been a plague...

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💜 meepist Follow

im soooooooo evil.

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how evil.....

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sxnburst · 2 years

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FOOD FOOD YUMMY FOOD

First things, first. I mentioned that there is one food that Sun is allergic to and that’s bananas. Sun can’t really digest bananas all that well, so eating them will give him some bowl movement struggles. It’s like a lactose intolerant person drinking whole milk or any dairy that they shouldn’t touch. It’ll give him one of two things. He’ll shit his brains out or he won’t shit at all....For days. The immense pain can be...well, painful.

Will he still eat a banana if given it? YES. For crying out loud, he’s like my dog. Lulu is allergic to chicken BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAMN IF I AIN’T CAREFUL, SHE’LL EAT A BONE OR SOMETHING THAT’S OUTSIDE.

ANYWAY----

Bottomless pit. That’s what Sun has. He will eat anything and everything. Rumor has it that Sun has eaten a rock in the past. This was during his time with Bentley. It’s a sad story so I won’t go into details, but yes. He’s eaten a rock. He’s eaten A LOT of concerning things in his past during his time with Bentley. From dog food (his main), to rotten veggies, to just leftovers that people were too full to finish. At least Bentley didn’t believe in food waste -.-. Those were the days he ate good.

With being WELL underfed and nearly starving, Sun is able to eat SO SOOOOOOOOO much and not get full. You will never see him throwing food out either.

How is he with spicy food?

Awful. He’s AWFUL with them. Can’t even handle a jalapeno. but he loves them so much! HE LOVES FOOD OKAY? HE WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

PS: Sun cannot cook for the life of him! DO NOT LET HIM IN THE KITCHEN BY HIMSELF.

#info 05 #tw neglect #tw neglect mention #tw abuse #tw abuse mention #tw starvation #tw starvation mention #info

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starpros-sunshine · 1 year

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My friend dragged me in with the Valk lore, and then they dropped Marionette lore on me, so yeah, that's an introduction to some of the characters, and not just within (Ex) Valk. My favorite Valk fun fact to whip out is that Shu jumped out a window to meet Nazuna. ALSO THEIR SONGS ARE SO GOOD EVEN AS EX-VALK,,, MMMM YUMMY EAR CANDY ALSO ACANTHE MY BELOVED

this is kind of an unpopular opinion I feel but music wise I don't really like Acanthe.. I mean I love it it's a really really good song the storytelling is great the cinematography and the lyrics are sooooooooo good and the music is really really good too but overall it's not really close to the top of my favourite Valkyrie songs,, That spot will forever be taken by Last Lament I think it just has a special place in my heart.

Also yeah shu really is a character one of my favourite Shu moments is the one where he canonically get's into online discussions apparently and smashes his computer with an axe....cospro meetings must be wild sometimes

#inbox #ask

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ohmyshownu · 4 years

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monsta x music videos 2019: wonho

#wonho #monsta x #lee hoseok #monsta x wonho #wonho gifs #*ohmygifs #he is sooooooooo beautiful #follow!wonho????? unmatched #let me just stare at him and love him and feed him yummy food #and tell him that he is amazing and wonderful and-#!!!#*mx2019

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diangeloyoyok · 4 years

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my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo movies #so fucking stupid #anabeth chase #grover underwood #heroes of olympus #disney+#pjo adaptation #percabeth #rick riordan

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