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therealjackdsaf · 1 year

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yes sir my essay is about how every scene prof. membrane is in in the 'enter the florpus' movie is a thirst trap. proof?

man tiddies

yes i know he is very daddy

#prof membrane #invader zim #professor membrane #dilf material #professor membrane is a dilf #iz #THEM ROBO ARMS #membrane #he is my favorite dilf #iz:etf #invader zim enter the florpus #enter the florpus #iz movie

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andy-clutterbuck · 29 days

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𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐋 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞

#he went back to baker street andy he has great mouse detective things to do #or he went back to the spice cabinet idk #Andrew Lincoln #*#andygifs #Actual English Muffin Andrew Clutterbuck #THERE HE IS #The Mayor of Dilfshire #SANTA SCRUFF #BIG SOFT DILF ENERGY #he is even alive if he's not squinting when filming himself? no #ah my favorite cryptid #The Cotswolds Unicorn #*shoving him in my pocket and running through the english countryside*#his little hat #EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™

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gordonsicedcoffee · 5 months

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Hello Dr. Gordon. You are perhaps my greatest asset.

SAW VII: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2010) dir. Kevin Greutert

#babygorl u are so lana del rey vinyl #saw vii #saw 3d #lawrence gordon #cary elwes #sawedit #horroredit #filmedit #mine #legally mandated to churn out larry content on a semi-regular basis #he's my favorite. what can I say #I see him & I start hoopin n hollerin & running amuck #not sure if I'm 100% happy w/the coloring on these. but fuck it! woe! medical malpractice dilf be upon ye!

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azulock · 5 months

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My type in men is dark haired and looking like they are struggling thru life a little

#I also like the scratchy feeling of stubble #Totsumoto Yuushi #olruggio #aizawa shouta #Oliver Aiku #A selection of bonafide dilfs and then Oliver who stands there just cause he can't grow a full beard yet #Men who are a little fucked up is also my favorite gender

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atsuusaan · 8 days

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dilfism🌋

#fanart #megadeth #megadeth fanart #dave mustaine fanart #dave mustaine #metal art #metal #art #artwork #drawing #im hesitant about this drawing to be honest #i think i could have done it better #i think i have artblock #hes my favorite dilf

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opesorry87 · 9 months

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My silly lil guy

#he’s just a little dude #he can do no wrong #the cutest lil guy in the world #his too big front teeth #swoon #his smile is so precious #marc andre fleury #flower 🌸#flower power #my favorite dilf #he’s my emotional support hockey boy #fleury #minnesota wild #pittsburgh penguins #vegas golden knights #nhl #goalie

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shady-the-simp · 1 year

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okay but like hear me out-

dilf!schlatt.

Kai, i love you so much, you make my day so much better <3 but yes, ABSOLUTELY! (Quick after thought, I got kinda carried away so this went from an ask answer to a "I will be writing a multi-chapter fic of this v soon")

The Best Neighbor

I always imagine dilf!schlatt with a daughter so I can imagine that when you first move into the neighborhood and this sexy single father sees you, he is IMMEDIATELY asking his daughter to help him make cupcakes-

And he walks up with that fucking black button up on, feeling like a million bucks until he rings your doorbell. And he gets all flustered but he hides it well, and him and his daughter welcome you with the cupcakes. You find yourself slowly but surely getting closer to this man.

And as time goes by, you go from acquaintances to friends. And friends to besties. And besties to him fucking you over his desk while his daughter's at her friends house.

#jschlatt #dilf!schlatt #dilf!jschlatt #how is he so hot #smut #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #schlatt #my favorite mutual <3 #answering asks

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dave-me0wstaine · 8 months

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Dave putting you over his lap and spanking you after you've been teasing him all day, he hasn't been able to pull you away for a quickie at all but he's been rock solid in his pants all day. His hands are so big he'd be holding you against his lap, subtly grinding up into your tummy as he spanks the shit out of you and listens to your whines and whimpers about being a good girls and never doing it again

this is so fucking HOT oh my god!!! for some reason this gives late 90s/2000s dave vibes? something about dilf dave punishing his girlfriend for being a tease just screams older dave.

like does that not look like a certified brat tamer to you??

something about imagining this era dave just manhandling you over his lap and spanking your ass until its red and has his handprints all over it just does something to me. omg and imagine you're squirming around in his lap and drooling from the pain/pleasure and he simply smacks your ass harder, telling you that the more difficult you make this for him, the more spanks he'll add to your punishment. maybe he even adds smacks just because you ended up getting drool on his pants; not that he really cares, but he likes seeing you getting so worked up when he hasn't even properly touched you yet. it boosts his ego and makes him that much harder.

and although you're drooling and whining about how you'll be a good girl for him from now on - which is a lie, by the way, because you love when dave gets rough with you like this - dave only stops whenever he feels that you've endured as much pain as he had during your little teasing mood earlier that day.

#i've gotta write for older dave more #him in the late 90s and early 2000s is my most favorite era of his visually speaking #he's just so dilf but also babygirl but also hot and sexy #dave mustaine #dave mustaine x reader #dave mustaine smut #dave mustaine fanfiction #megadeth #megadeth x reader #megadeth smut #megadeth fanfiction #asks

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pandoratheprocrasticreator · 8 months

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yakou furio's character is so tragic to me. i wanna meme about how they used the fridged wife trope but other than that it's like. he lost his family and later all of his coworkers and just. existed alone for years.

looking at the state the submarine and especially his bedroom was in, with everything being a mess and all the cigarette butts in his bed, yakou was clearly depressed. he wouldn't even take on any interesting cases to fulfill his passion as a detective because he was so afraid of the peacekeepers. instead he just kept his head down. surviving but not actually living.

and then he finally gets some new detectives to work at his agency and the first thing he can do is fail to save most of them from dying horribly. but the five that yakou did manage to save latch onto him and he starts getting into a leader role! even if his new coworkers are all rowdy and get into trouble they still respect him as a leader and look up to him.

the detectives keep picking fights with the peacekeepers that yakou has been trying so hard to dodge. and usually the resolution is kind of messed up because the victims die but the detectives prove themselves capable of handling the peacekeepers! they're helping people! for the first time in a while, yakou comes toe to toe with peacekeepers willingly, to help his new friends. he realizes that he is able to stand up against amaterasu corp, with the help of the others.

but by the time he realizes this, the stage has already been set. the letter from yomi turned his grief into anger and a thirst for vengeance. although yomi gave him the information and opportunity, yakou was ultimately the one who chose to murder the man who murdered his wife.

yakou has already rebuilt his life after his wife's death. the detectives at his agency look up to him and he would do anything for them. it would never be the same as the life he had with his wife but yakou had the chance to turn over a new leaf with a new found family who cares about him.

but instead, yakou plans a murder. he needs to die, over and over, in order to access the man he wants to kill and he accepts it. he needs to trick two kids, who look up to him and who he cares for, into becoming his accomplices to the murder and he accepts it. in the wake of forcing his detectives to witness his murder, he needs leave them in a lab filled with peacekeepers who want to kill them and he accepts it.

and it's not that he doesn't care about his detectives. yuma and halara disobeyed his orders and assaulted several peacekeepers, and he was willing to be arrested himself before throwing his employees under the bus. yuma and fubuki were implicated in terrorism and yakou and the others solve the case for them, then prepare to fight an army of peacekeepers to protect yuma.

for his murder plan, yakou only needs desuhiko and fubuki's powers. but he brings halara and vivia along as well because they would be able to protect the two younger detectives and fight their way out of the lab after yakou dies. he enacts his plan on a day that yuma wasn't around because he won't be able to help fight peacekeepers, so it's better to just keep him out of this mess. he covers up his murder-suicide to protect his detective's feelings, but also because they would be implicated as his accomplices if his plan was revealed.

and yakou probably expected that the other detectives would be fine. if they'd left him behind to die, the other detectives probably would have been able to either fight their way out or hide out in the lab a bit longer and figured out a good plan to escape. if yakou had his way, he would have gotten his revenge and his detectives would have gone home grief-stricken, but unharmed and forever unaware of their roles in his death.

but yakou doesn't account for the fact that the other detectives would try to save his life. yuma doesn't run after the hitman and escape the peacekeepers, he stays behind to beg yomi to help yakou. fubuki uses up all her energy to rewind time to try to prevent yakou's death instead of helping the others escape the lab. halara, vivia, and desuhiko not only have to fight off peacekeepers, but they also have to carry yakou to a hiding spot to give first aid. and instead of calmly planning their next move, everyone is desperate to solve the case so there would be any chance of getting yakou to a hospital as quickly as possible.

one major theme of rain code is that despite tragedies that may have happened in the past, people can work together with those they care about to live a better life in the future. and yakou could have had that. his wife's death should have stayed in the past, and he should have continued to mentor the other detectives, solving mysteries together and enjoying each other's companies.

but yakou couldn't let the past stay in the past. he had every chance to not go through with his murder. he has new people he loves, but he manipulates them and puts them in danger in order to get back at the person who killed the last person he loved. his victory was a pyrrhic one. he got his revenge but in return, he destroyed himself and his detectives' trust in him. he enjoyed his revenge momentarily before dying and leaving his new family, who he used their love and trust for him to his advantage, to pick up the pieces.

yakou furio had lost everything in the past. but in trying to pursue it he destroyed everything he had in the present. that's the tragedy of his character to me.

#shut up pandora #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #yakou furio #character analysis #yakou is one of my favorite characters btw #hes a good person at his core though he fucked up #but also you dont have to be a good person to be a really good character which i think he is #this is @ ppl in youtube comments slamming on yakou for being stupid in chapter 4 btw #like thats the point #thats whats good about his character #would you have preferred if he were JUST a fun dad who gets fridged #thats fucking boring #we do nuance in this household and by household i mean my personal blog #but also what he did was pretty fucked up especially for the kids that he actually got involved #vivia was screaming crying throwing up bc it was a vivia chapter but i wanna see what fubuki's reaction was to the whole thing #bc man is she never gonna want to use her forte again #tragic anime dilfs will scar their kids for life in an elaborate and painful murder suicide instead of going to therapy #i like to acknowledge both sides of characters in general #but yeah while yakou was a really good mentor for the others at the agency and definitely loved them all very much #he put his want for revenge over his love for his found family #and died before he could reconcile to said found family about it

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link-sans-specs · 2 months

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You ever smell the back of your glasses?

Brittany Broski

Rhett & Link Join Brittany Broski's Royal Court

#brittany broski #royal court #link neal #rhett mclaughlin #link sans specs #of course he chose a blue cloak #he knows how good he looks in that color #and rhett in purple #which he now admits is his favorite #yeah i see you #2 pretty best friends #knights of the dilf brotherhood #blue-tiful boy #scruffy daddy #his glasses don't stink bc he washes them everyday #yep that checks out #gosh he's pretty #sigh 🥰#my edit

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thatwasntverycashmoneyofme · 9 months

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𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗋

{ 𝖶𝖠𝖱𝖭𝖨𝖭𝖦𝖲 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗎𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗂 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝖺 𝗓𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗒𝖼𝗄, 𝗇𝗈𝗇𝖾. }

silva who has finally gotten a divorce from his now ex-wife of his five children, her constant complaining pushing him over the edge, making him grow tired. he realizes that he shouldn’t have this many wrinkles at 46 years old and stopped getting them so rapidly two months after the divorce and he feels lighter.

well as light as a contract killer with little to no emotions can feel and because silva isn’t too bad a person he sets his ex up somewhere chill, far away from him ofc, but accessible to the children if they wanted to see her

silva who’s out on a job when he sees the cutest chubby darker skinned woman her hair of multiple braids pulled into a low bun and dressed in a sleek deep cut black dress, talking with his targets; a taller black male with a receding hairline and a paler woman on his arms, but he has to stay focused, this is a job after all.

silva who turns when he hears the footsteps coming towards the back alley, wiping the drop of blood that stained the tip of his nail unexpected to see you; the woman talking to the targets earlier. silva thinks he has to kill you too now, what a waste, walking towards you slowly to start his rhythm echo before you speak up. "silva right? you wouldn’t kill me after i sent you on this job.. would you? is that how the zoldycks treat their customers?"

he’s surprised now because, yes ofc silva has taken jobs where the target and customer knew each other, but he wanted to know your story. "why?" you look at silva, eyebrow raised the questioning of a killer. "why what? why did i have you kill them?" you look to the side, their chests caved in and bodies pale, his silence telling you what he wanted.

"well.." you put all your weight on one leg that silva doesn’t hesitate to eye. "that was my father and his wife who was constantly an asshole and he knew the way she treated me. can you believe he was finna give all his money to her including the rest of my college funds?"

"they were going to the bank tomorrow morning, so i needed them dead tonight, while everything was still in my name." you shrug. "it may seem childish to you but your a contract killer, i don’t think you really have a say."

silva just smirks at your pout. "you’re interesting." he thinks he wouldn’t mind keeping an eye or two on you just in case you need his services again of course.

#city.writes #black writers #silva is one of my favorite dilfs 😮‍💨 he just does it for me every time #kikyo don’t deserve him🙄#silva x black!reader #silva x black fem!reader #black reader #black fem reader #x black reader #x black fem reader #black yn #tw black reader #tw murder #tw blood #tw not for non blacks 😒#silva zoldyck #silva hxh

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bbybearcubbs · 3 months

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I just finished Hazbin Hotel AND HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!! THERE'S SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT!!! SO MUCH NEW INFORMATION TO UNPACK!!! SO MUCH I WANNA SEE FROM THE MAIN CREW!!! AND SO SO SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!

FUCK man I have a massive headache from all the screaming and crying I just did but HOLY FUCKING HELL man was that amazing!!!

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!!! IT CANNOT GET HERE FAST ENOUGH OMG

#cubbs.talks #holy fucking shit balls bro #this was an insane season final #FUCK YOU Lute #FUCK YOU Adam #i fucking love Nifty #i want a shirt with her on it and a beanie and a plus his and just all the fucking Niffty merch out there I LOVE HER SO MUCH #she's literally my favorite character now #Lucifer is hot and cute asf don't judge me #i've never been into dilfs but Lucifer could-#anyway #salute for my boy Sir Pentious #i love my little snake boy and he deserves the world...and Cherri Bomb <3 #FUCK YOU SERA HAH WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BITCH?!?!#Emily is so cute and I love her and she's adorable and she and Sir Pentious would be the best of besties i can tell you from right now #hazbin hotel #who the FUCK owns Alastor's soul #i NEED to fucking know!!!#Fucking hell Vivian hahahah #Best Series of 2024 so far I'll tell you that

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 10 months

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Vincent Price as Magistrate Simon Cordier - Diary of a Madman (1963)

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ethicalitycain · 10 months

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sweet little bumblebee i know what you want from me doo do doo do da da

#jonathan ohnn #the spot #spiderverse #across the spider verse #fanart #it makes me so emo he was a dad in the comics #my favorite fatboy the ones who get it get it the ones who dont dont #hot fat science dilfs etc etc

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valentronic · 6 months

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some stuff for one of my saw aus I completely neglected to post >_>

basic gist is having lawrence be the antagonist of jigsaw/saw 8, and have mark be the villain of spiral, with william as his new apprentice ! so here’s some costume design ref and also team spiral together :] (referenced from a bts image from bloodthirst, which is. not a very good movie)

#robo art #saw #lawrence gordon #jigsaw #mark hoffman #william schenk #aka #william emmerson #ignore mark’s fuckass bob he hasn’t been out in a while #shout out to old insane dilfs that want each other dead #gotta be one of my favorite genders #spiral: from the book of saw #larry has a modified hacksaw for a cane because he’s extra and he’s never getting over the bathroom ever

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yellowcerber · 9 months

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I made a silly doodle

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