Jimmy (and Megan) getting the giggles filming a scene during season 7

watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

I’d like to personally thank Joey and Anya for their roles in the iconic "that’s my wife!" scene. Making it possible for this comic and all my headcanons about how yennefer and jaskier are silly w each other to be practically canon ^-^ 🌸

I think that yennefer can strategically be so so nice to jaskier as a form of warfare as a treat 💕☺️

don't ya want to know? do ya really wanna know?

in my head they are already married. shuro looks like an exasperated spouse and just when you think 'man does he even like him' laios reaches over to squeeze his hand with a smile and shuro goes red all over

Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

i love starmora so much like their gradual shift across gotg vol. 3 absolutely decimated me lol

like. “you know, i’m still not who you want me to be” “oh, i know. but who you are ain’t so bad.” the way she smiles at him??????? followed by (once she’s stepped past him, a moment of hesitation, this inch of themselves they can let be real offerings without having to be completely bare) “i bet we were fun” and his little “like you wouldn’t believe” i am ruined!!!!!!!!

first thing i did when i woke up was go on twitter and get blasted by that deleted scene in anatomy of a fall of sandra going DROP DEAD!! I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE OF YOUR MEDIOCRITY!! JUST DIE!! DISAPPEAR!! and like 1) sandra hüller the ACTRESSSS that you are, and 2) again, i fully understand why this didn't make the cut. babygirl would be in jaaaaaail lmao.

A misunderstanding…

Bellamy: *running towards Murphy with open arms*  Murphy: *moves out of the way*  Bellamy: Hey, why'd you move?! 

Murphy: I thought you were going to attack me…

 Bellamy: *offended noises* I was going to hug you! 

Murphy: Oh. Why would you hug me? 

Bellamy: *exasperated* WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??

we're rewatching only murders in the building to prep for the new season and mabel's mom is named silvia, apparently, and now I'm just kind of imagining an AU where guillermo de la cruz and mabel mora are siblings who never talk and therefore don't know that both of them are living secret lives that they'd both find fairly fascinating

(and obviously, guillermo's propensity for creating murder mysteries and mabel's propensity for solving them creates... friction)

and their increasingly exasperated mother, silvia, loves them both dearly but also what the fuck

sometimes i think about how whiny, annoying, and oh so terribly Little Brother-ish dustin sounded when pushing jonathan out of the lab security booth in s2 and saying "let me tRY, jONathAN!! 😠😤🙄" like, what a Menace

Do you have any hcs for both omega Yoichi and omega afo? Omega on Omega gives me yuri vibes tbh

HMMM DEFINITELY NOT YURI VIBES LOL

It's more,,,,,not masculine, but something....something. Not yuri though. The colors clash in my brain—AFOFA yuri is a mirage of deep purple and pastel pink and ivory and black and red 🙏 O/O AFOFA is black and dark green and red and dove gray and gold and hot pink. Very different vibes to me; a knife and a gun, really.

SO, scents first as always: Yoichi's stays the same, whitebark, mint, and nickel, while Takashi's only changes a liiiittle bit from his Alpha scent; ozone and orange honey. Something more natural and thick—something softer.

Again, given that Omegas' presentations don't need to be "triggered", just grown into, neither of them have explosive presentations. Takashi does, however, present before Yoichi, so by the time Yoichi presents their little space is full of the finest (stolen) pillows and blankets and mats ever. Takashi is actually far more particular about the nest than Yoichi is, which means that it's neater and more color coordinated, but Yoichi keeps dragging more colorful blankets and pillows that he likes into their nest too. Takashi begrudgingly allows this, because those pillows and blankets are the ones Yoichi likes to snuggle with most, so they're more saturated with his scent and the nest subsequently smells even more like him. Happy Yoichi smells are more important than the blessed color coordination of the perfect nest 🙏

That said, while Takashi is more uppity about how the nest looks and feels, Yoichi is far more anal about what comes into their nest. While Takashi will drag Yoichi into the nest to sleep regardless of how dirty he is or what he smells like, Yoichi refuses to let dirty blankets and new smells into the nest. If Takashi killed someone while he was out and comes home covered in blood he is to fucking clean it before he steps foot in the nest. Yoichi growls and snarls and bites at him otherwise—the smell of blood tends to distress him, oddly enough lmao

While Alphas have more protective instincts, Omegas are actually more territorial, so both of them are far more vicious about defending their space—any squatters or thieves likely found out very quickly that these two white-haired Omega brats are not people to mess with. If they come and find you fucking up their space, you'll get maimed or murdered, depending on who finds you first :3 A lot of omegaverse stereotypes in my mind are societally enforced, and no one ever taught these two not to bare their teeth and claws and maim people ✨ Much like canon though, Yoichi got all the morals in the womb so sometimes he'll refuse to hurt someone for a reason Takashi can't comprehend, i.e. a mother with a hungry child digging in "their" dumpster, a man accidentally venturing into their building to get out of the rain but leaving promptly. Yoichi recognizes the little nuances of various situations whereas Takashi very much,,,,does not. (Is this the beginning of an autistic AFO headcanon...? Is it...?) Everything is very black and white to him, and he'd rather kill everyone that comes in their general vicinity than stop to wonder why they have. They aren't an immediate benefit to he and Yoichi? DEAD. That doesn't change at all.

Omega Takashi is also probably very used to kidnapping attempts. Especially after he presents, because as a kid with a powerful Quirk AND an Omega status, he would be "high value" on any sort of underground market. His kill count likely skyrockets from how many dumbass Alphas try to accost him after he presents. And after Yoichi presents, it gets even worse. He comes home (or brings them both home) covered in blood more often than not until he builds his reputation.

Yoichi, however, is the one who first learns that he can use his Omega status to get people to do things for him or give him things. He's just a poor little Omega 🥺 Give him your boxed left overs please 🥺 Give him your coat 🥺 Give him your scarf and get a little kiss on the cheek 💕

Takashi only learns to imitate him far later, when he can speak more eloquently. He sees Yoichi's intelligence more than any other AFO with any other Yoichi. He and Yoichi still aren't equals, but Omega AFO is far less likely to underestimate him.

As they get older, both of their heats take a turn as they get out of that 'survival' stage, and when they turn horny instead of just needy, they start helping each other through their heats sexually. And, after a year or so of that, their heats sync up completely and they spend them tangled up together taking turns. They take care of each other, so they don't have that instinctual need for an Alpha—they're each other's "Alpha".

In that vein; there is no vault. Takashi and Yoichi have never been apart for any significant period of time, and not having Yoichi in the nest distresses All For One out like nothing else. Yoichi gets chained to the nest if anything, rather than being locked away in a vault. O/O AFOFA are far more codependent. He'd rather have distressed and angry Yoichi nest smell than no Yoichi nest smell.

As for Ichinii in this verse,,,,, it's. far more difficult of a relationship than the other verses. As I've mentioned, Second is always an Alpha in my brain, no matter the others' dynamics, and for Yoichi, who has never really been around an Alpha much less had one, his and Second's dynamic is very strained. O/O Yoichi is warier of Second than other Yoichis would be—thus any affection builds far more slowly. It would also be incredibly awkward when Yoichi goes into heat away from Takashi for the first time and is subsequently in so much pain and panic it drives Second to try and comfort and soothe him—only for Yoichi to register him as a threat :') They fight, and they fight like DOGS. They hurt each other badly. It only ends when Yoichi pretends to "submit", Second drops his guard, and Yoichi uses the opening to kick him out of the room amd lock the door. It is awkward and tense for weeks afterward. Until their wounds heal, at least. Yoichi feels bad about hurting one of his saviors, but he's got plenty of gashes and bites himself, so definitely not TOO bad.

Two months wouldn't be enough for them to start a relationship. They'd need at least a full year to get to a point where they'd get romantic with each other—maybe less if we go the Ichiniisan route and Third is there to mediate. Either way, Yoichi and Second are more antagonistic towards each other in O/O verse. Which is INTERESTING to say the least,,,,,but they'd still love each other. Eventually. It's just a far slower burn.

I saw a drawing somewhere in the depths of google search that triggered a new idea and I should be in bed right now but I HAD to doodle it real quick. I lost the original image that inspired it when I stupidly closed the tabs... 

Basically the premise is:

Eddy and Ed try to “prank” Kevin by handcuffing his motorcycle to a road sign. Before he even does it, like an idiot, Eddy tells Ed to swallow the key. Immediately Eddy somehow gets himself stuck in the handcuffs.

Not to worry, Ed has an idea, but he needs Double Dee! He goes and finds Edd and locks him on the other side. How is this going to help?! Nobody knows, but now Edd and Eddy are stuck together and they spend the entire afternoon trying to get these things off while shenanigans ensue. Cue something stupidly embarrassing like one of them really needing to piss or something.

In the end, they discover they were never actually locked by sheer happenstance.

Holt McCallany in Greenland (2020)

jiro literally CRASHING the glass door of the party to interrupt taro's confession

(not pictured: the literal heartbeat sound when he took taro's hand)

leaning kinda hard into how genuinely undramatic ilya is about the dark knight shit like he IS absolutely thrown for a loop to discover that fray's genuinely dead and he IS completely thrown for a loop that drillemont is prepared to protect him so drastically, because once he actually understands what's going on he's also prepared to go down with that ship because at least all of this weird shit he doesn't really understand was him. his hands his fucked up psyche trying desperately to cope with the overwhelming guilt and injustice of failing to save nanamo.

also he tells aymeric, against drillemont's wishes, because someone is gonna do that anyway and it's better to hear it from the horse's mouth, sure, but that's background noise in the face of his terror that he's gonna lose himself while no one's holding the leash.