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My three moods this past years:
Depressed
Horny
In love with Andrew Garfield
#andrew garfield#tasm! peter parker x reader#tasm#peter parker#andrewgarfieldedit#andrew garfield fic#andrew garfield fanfiction#andrew garfield spiderman#andrew garfield smut#andrew garfield x reader#he has a nice ass#and a nice face
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I WANT HER TO TEAR THIS FRIEND GROUP APART *slams fist on table* KYLE NEEDS ACTION AND SOMEONE TO OPEN THEM TIGHT ASS JEANS HE'S GOT ON FR
Everyone gonna hate Veronica at the end of this
That or one big poly relationship
But let's be really Cartman isn't gonna share
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The entire internet right now:
#why did I make this#I have no idea#I’m so sorry#but also not#he has a nice ass#funny#meme#funny meme#Across the Spiderverse#funny Across the Spiderverse#funny Across the Spiderverse memes#Across the Spiderverse memes#Across the Spiderverse meme#funny Across the Spiderverse meme#Across the Spiderverse Miguel#Miguel o hara#cursed images#SpongeBob
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Boyd - or The Corinthian - at Cannes for Indiana Jones 5. (Screenshots taken by me from this video)
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i love them calling ash "strange one" he is a bit strange isnt he
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LA Knight is so stupid. I love him.
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shout out to elias bouchard for fucking up a perfectly good mildly toxic workplace. you literally couldn't have done worse
#another character line up bc i love comparing heights as you all know#s1 jon has a particular personality that makes him so appealing. like the villain in a movie about fashion#hes like that model with the fuck ass bob from confessions of a shopaholic#im so tired rn i just had a 4 hour life drawing class and then eating with friends#i just wanna go to sleep... but i have fanfiction to read bc im dedicated to the cause o7#i have zoom class tomorrow so thats nice. i dont have to go anywhere lol#my art#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#kinda#timothy stoker#sasha james#character design
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"I want you to remain in heat."
#this man has no filter whatsoever#i love him for that#also he DOES have a hot ass and reeeally nice thighs#he's just fucking beautiful and i miss him a lot#the band ghost#ghost bc#papa emeritus iv#cardinal copia#copia#ghuleh anima mia gifs
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saving you from yourself 🫧
#sorry for drowning them in this post#they are fine#every drawing i post of them is a cool animated moment i replay in my mind over and over till the drawing is finished#i think wukong has a lot of guilt#in general adaptations of the monkey king seem to always hold this risidual guilt about them#hes always somewhat guilty about his actions#or maybe hes just guilty about being the way he is#maybe projecting a little .. but 'a lifetime of mistakes' is one hell of a title#his ass is eternally guilty !!!#but i think macaque and wukong balance eachother nicely#macaque can help wukong and wukong can help macaque!#in my head this was part of a demon fight scene gone wrong or somethign but it can be whatever i made it ambiguous for fun#i am insane#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lego#lmk#sun wukong#monkey king#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#lmk macaque#rambles#autism boss wukong#wukongs tears go down because hes made of stone and so his tears defy water or whatever dont think about it too much#shadowpeach#qpr#silly mode
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Frank! fantasy flavor!
rambles:
i really wanted to blend that monk-class inspiration w/ Frank's personal vibe... i like to think that i Succeeded!
i turned his tie into a sort of brooch since, yk. bowties aren't all that Fantastical. they miss the style. also i think they'd be more comfortable with something smaller since he's very active and needs a wide range of maneuverability
i bet Eddie or someone wheedled them into adding the leather shoulder pauldrons - leather to keep it a bit more flexy, and also. it just looks Cool!
figuring out what would replace his vest was tough. i didn't want them to be entirely unprotected, but i couldn't give him straight armor. though i will admit! a sort of tight-fitting crop top was Considered! but i landed on a gambeson vest as the best fit - comfortable, flexible, a Vest, while providing some level of protection! also, gambesons are quilted, which fits Frank's diamond-checkered vest!
ive already mentioned that one of my favorite outfit things is Flowy Pants Tucked Into Boots, so... that choice wasn't very character driven. except the boots are a tall ankle wrap - for that extra stability and strength! their shoes are pretty flexible and are only a few steps away from being slippers.
and the half-skirt - open skirt? - thing (still don't know what its called) is purely some self indulgence. i think Frank looks great in skirts!! also imagining him Throwing Down w/ the added flair of the skirt... damn. it'd probably help confuse enemies too - what're they gonna do next? who knows! the skirt is in the way and adding extra Movement!
i like to think that his knife is either in a sheath attached to the back of the belt, or they have it on their thigh (under the skirt) like Wally's bag. he probably never uses it... punching is the way to go for Frank methinks. it's probably reserved for cutting ropes and fruit
speaking of punching.... wrist wraps! inspired by boxing gauze! pads his knuckles, keeps his wrist compressed, its the best choice for physical combat. though the wrapped knuckles probably always have blood showing through anyway... or no yeah it's mostly other people's blood...
as for scars - Frank probably has quite the collection! i imagine that they've been picking fights since a young age, and in such a dangerous world he probably got hit a Lot until they learned how to hit back. and hit back Well. still, i wanted to give him a cool face scar with a very lame backstory - a book with a crisp, sharp spine corner fell off a high shelf and bonked them in the face at juuuust the right angle <3 he probably stays very fucking quiet about it which makes everyone think there's some intense traumatic backstory behind it. there isn't. Frank's just embarrassed.
closing note: i imagine that Frank has zero magic. literally none. cannot wield it for shit cannot utilize it. he's just like Howdy fr
#im Very happy with this outfit ngl#they probably know a bunch of different fighting styles...#and then stitches them all together into a Frankenstyle#get it? frankenstein's monster + frank + style - yeah yeah i know im hilarious#he probably stresses everyone tf out with how gung-ho they are in a fight Without Much Protection#like yeah gambesons can cushion blows and depending on the quality can lessen or even stop arrows / stabs#but frank's is a Vest. yeah it covers his vital organ area but like. their face? arms? legs? its free target practice#everytime eddie sees frank throw himself at an enemy w/ magic or Much Bigger Than Frank#he has about 100 heart attacks#catch him sprinting to cover's franks ass. they need it#frank Will look at someone way above his pay grade and go 'yeah i can take em'#(and that's why they consistently end up under poppy's healing wing)#julie unfortunately is on the same bullshit as frank#so if frank takes on someone he cant handle - so will she. without blinking!#though when she (or anyone else) tries it that's when frank goes 'are you crazy?! dont fight them they'll kill you'#frank has common sense when it comes to other people <3 not themself <3#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#ah yes and the tiny knife... the glorified cheese knife...#even sally has a nice dagger and she's got some Powerful magic on her side#meanwhile frank is bringing fists to a gunfight smh#tryin ta think of a backstory for him for this au...#im thinking... he was either an orphan or his parents straight up Ditched him as a kid...#and he was taken in by a... fuck im missing the word. monastery? or something?#whatever it was it was run by somewhat spiritual people that raised & trained highly skilled/disciplined fighters#with the intent of 'you will fight for good blah blah blah'#maybe frank would sneak out and thats how he met julie? and he taught her some combat skills maybe...#& then he wound up running away w/ her or somethn#or he completed his training and went out to be a Soldier For Good but wound up following his own path & moral compass... idk
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roughhousin'
#persona 5#goro akechi#blood#WHO was he fighting?#its ryuji#dont worry its good for them. its enrichment#this would be the first time they really fight#ryuji n makoto spar all the time and they eventually add goro to the mix#but BEFORE hes buddy buddy w them he is still um.#a piece of shit whos cocky and full of himself#and is a hell of a bully w a shit attitude w a habit of running his mouth#so this would be him severely underestimating ryuji and getting his pretty face roughed up#ryuji looks just as messy but hes used to it. goro however is absolutely NOT used to getting his ass beat#humbling him one ass whoopin at a time#SOMEDAY i will draw his redesign w a fullbody#theres not MUCH changed except for the gauntlet weapons and added harness#but it would be nice to draw it up to see his body type. very defined arms. very toned everywhere else. very Tall. very Legs.#very intimidating. someone who thoroughly enjoys throwing his muscle around to get what he wants. hes a brute and he embraces it#its just. well he has met a team that had their own muscle (ryuji and makoto) and hes a bit peeved that it doesnt work on them#sorry man; u gotta learn some new tricks heehee
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Pls walking by Steve slapping his ass and he’s like sTOP but loving it every time
Hehehe he’s immediately flustered every time and is like “babe! wtf!” but also purposely wears old gym shorts that don’t fit quite right (ie too tight, too short, etc) and does extra squats for “no reason” and wears his pants too tight and only wears underwear to bed and
#I’m in love w him#he has such a nice ass#I said what I said#steve thots#anon#kit answers#stevie#steve harrington#kit writes#steve harrington x reader
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Idk why but I was thinking of Shinjiham angst earlier but then it quickly spiral into "Hmm what if one of the important plot in this stupid AU is Shinjiro breaking his arm either because of himself or 100% because of Aki???" So I just drew this because uhhh I can i guess lol
Anyway without fiter below :3
#its either because Shinji cant get his ass out of trouble and decides that one day he wants to beat up a biker gang for shits and giggles#and Aki has to come rescue this dumbass#or he got into a fight with Aki and he accidentally pushed him too hard near a stairs and he just...#tumbling down tumbling down tumbling downnnnn#actually maybe the angsty route of Aki and Shinji getting into altercation is a better option#like yeah I love Shinji but he needs his ass beaten to be humbled#okay maybe not fuck up his arm in ther process would be nice#okay i will proceed to go to sleep now snorkk mimimimk#persona 3#persona 3 reload#persona 3 portable#shinjiro aragaki#akihiko sanada#kotone shiomi#minako arisato#persona 3 femc#foolmoon#shinjiham
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AAAAAAAAAA WAIT WAIT if you finished wci then i gotta know how you felt during judge and luffy's final conversation when he starts listing all of the qualities he thinks are sanji's worst and then luffy waves him off w/o responding and is like 'wow why did he say all those nice things abt you?' and sanji's so bashful abt it
UGLY SOBS GODDDDD I cannot believe he actually said that 😭 I love that what traits Judge sees as “failures” Luffy sees as complete successes surrounding Sanji’s character. And he was so adorably oblivious too Judge was just shouting at them and Luffy was like “Okay yeah and he’s super pretty and he has nice abs and a cute butt, what’re you so mad about?” LMAO
#I imagine in his exhausted state Luffy just keeps running his mouth and saying increasingly embarrassing things#that make Sanji VERY flustered lmao#Luffy: His swirly eyebrows are cute and his hair is soft and his dick is—#Sanji: OKAY AHAHA. AHA. You can stop now :))))#Luffy was so clueless it was so CUTEEEE UGH#Luffy: All that stuff about you is the best stuff about you! Besides your butt which he didn’t mention!!#Sanji: That’s actually very sweet I’m flattered—STOP. BRINGING MY ASS INTO THIS CONVERSATION#Luffy: Sanji has nice legs too :D#Nami: Did I miss something. I think I missed something. Did you two get up to something?#Sanji: N-no—#Luffy: Yes :))))#Sanji: LUFFY PLEASE 😭😭😭#Okay I’m done I’m sorry LMAO that was just such a cute scene#Needed to be silly for a bit ;)#One Piece#Sanlu#Lusan#Sanji#Luffy#Shima answers questions#cheswirls
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I heard some of you were looking for Kyle. Who am I if not a provider?
Summary: Abbadon wants a companion for the night.
Word Count: 1461
Content Warnings: General 40kness, smut, once my Catholic guilt arc is over it’s over for all of you
Image Credit: @squishyowl
You looked out of the window of your cell. It was the one comfort you had here, and the view was almost beautiful. Silent columns of lightning stretched out between magenta clouds, churning away faster than they ever could on any planet. Iron bars marred the view somewhat, but you had to take what you could get in this strange land. The rest of your cell was pitifully dreary, with a curtain closing off what resembled a restroom and a slab of… something that resembled a bed. You chose not to look at those parts. At least, not now.
You heard footsteps coming down the hall. They were heavy and loud, announcing the presence of maybe two or three members of the Black Legion. You barely turned your head from the window before they fiddled with the keys to your cell, almost ripping the bars off of each other. You recognized one’s speech in Low Gothic, but it took you a few moments to really process it.
“The Despoiler wants a word with you.”
You tensed up. They surely couldn’t mean… No matter. You put one foot in front of the other and joined the three hulking men outside your cell. One of them started to walk off, and another prodded you with his chainsword.
“Move.”
You had no choice but to follow these strange men through the halls of the base. You lost track of where you were early on, going into new and uncharted areas of the base. Granted, you’d only ever seen the prison, so this was not a failing of your navigational skills. You hadn’t time to marvel at the interior despite being confined to your cell for what felt like weeks, you and your captors were walking too fast. You had to slightly jog to keep up with them.
Soon enough, you were upon a large door. You ran your fingers along the intricate woodwork, not having felt varnished wood in ages. Two of those strange men looked down at you as you lowered your hand. Another one turned on his vox machine.
“She’s here,” he said, stepping back from the door. The others did so as well, prompting you to do the same.
After a few moments, the door clicked open. You beheld a man taller than the three around you, the first without a helmet that you’d seen in a long while. He had a long top knot at the top of his head, and his eyes bored into you, unreadable. You immediately looked away, trying not to shake in your poorly put together shoes.
“Leave,” he said as the three behind you turned tail and left, muttering to one another.
He watched them as they left before turning his gaze back to you. “You can come in, you know.”
You looked up at him and slowly walked into the room. It must be his private chambers; it was filled with ornate things that you couldn’t have even dreamed of while in your cell. Your eyes darted from the paintings on the wall to the table and chairs built for someone his size. He walked towards the bed, sitting on it as it slightly gave way underneath him. “Come,” he said, scooting over slightly.
“Why do you bring me here?” you asked, rubbing your upper arm with your hand.
He smirked. “I just wanted a bit of company tonight.” He called your name. It was a bit strange on his lips, but it was the first time someone had referred to you by name instead of number.
Was it night? It was impossibly hard to tell in this space between space. You found yourself walking towards the bed and sitting on it next to him as he took his gauntlets off, then his pauldrons, then the rest of the armor adorning his arms. You couldn’t help but notice rippling muscles as your heart beat quicker in your chest.
“Not like I have a choice in the matter,” you said after a moment.
He chuckled. “If you do not wish to be here, I could grab another.”
“No-“ you interjected before you could stop yourself.
He continued taking off his armor, pulling his breastplate over his head before casting it aside. “Good,” he said. He wrapped an arm around your waist, and you tensed up yet again.
“I will not hurt you, unless that is something you desire.”
You looked up at him. He was looking down at you with… reverence, almost. You felt your face go warm as he took your chin in his hand. His grip was firm, but you could tell that he was holding back.
He let go and leaned down to take off his lower armor, and you watched intently as pieces fell to the floor, softly clanking against other pieces. He looked down at you and smirked once he was finished. It was then when he leaned in for a kiss, pressing against soft skin. You were taken aback for a minute before you reciprocated. He grabbed your hips and turned the rest of you to face him, your legs resting against his waist.
He brushed the sides of your shirt up, fabric gathering underneath his hands. You let out a soft moan before freezing, and he pulled away.
“Enjoying yourself?” he asked.
You slowly nodded. He went in for a kiss again, this time biting your bottom lip. You squeaked, grasping for his body glove. You felt him chuckle against you, hands moving underneath your shirt up your back. He pulled away again, his hands moving to your thigh.
“Take it off,” he barked.
Without hesitation, you pulled your shirt over your head. He looked down at you for a moment, running a hand over your body.
“Good girl,” he said, pressing you down onto the bed before planting his teeth on your collarbone. It wasn’t enough to draw blood, but it was going to leave a mark. You let out another high-pitched squeak, and he made another mark even lower. When he had his fill, he went down to your breast and took your nipple in his teeth.
“Abbadon…” you moaned as he bit you there. That was also going to leave a mark.
“What is it?” he asked before moving to your other side to do the same thing. You yelped, your fingers pressing into his back as he trailed lower. He was kneeling before you when he made his way between your legs, pulling your shoes and pants off and parting your legs with ease. He began to feast, eliciting soft cries from you. He reached places you thought someone could never reach, and before long, you came hard on him.
He pulled away, fiddling with the zipper on his body glove before taking it all off. You looked at him in awe before he pinned you down again, your fingers interlocking with his. He planted a quick kiss to your lips before he rubbed himself against you and you looked up at him, pleading.
“You will have to beg for it,” he said, grazing himself against you.
“Please…” you murmured. “Please put yourself in me. I want you.”
“More than anything you’ve ever wanted?”
“More than anything I’ve ever wanted.”
He put himself in, and you cried out. “You are taking me so well,” he said as he slid in further. You couldn’t form any cohesive sentences in response, so you let yourself cry out. He slid himself in to the hilt and stayed there for a minute, watching your face scrunch up and listening to your little yelps before he pulled himself out to do it all again. He started to go faster, and you felt your eyes rolling back. Here you were, stark naked, stretched out over him.
You came a second time, much more loudly and violently than the first. Abbadon smirked above you, victorious. His hands moved to your wrists as he kept going, and soon you realized how much stamina was granted to an Astartes. He kept you up long into the night before he started to speed up one last time. You were loud, and he stuck a few fingers in your mouth. He grunted something in his Cthonian tongue before he shot his load into you, once, twice, then a third time.
Liquid leaked out of you as he pulled himself out of you for the last time and shifted you fully onto the bed. He held you close to him. You relaxed into his hold as he ran a hand through your hair.
“You will not have to spend another day rotting in that cell,” he said.
You closed your eyes and sleep soon took hold of you. You slept better than you had in weeks.
@kit-williams
#ezekyle abbadon x reader#warhammer 40k x reader#space marine x reader#reader insert#ezekyle abbadon#warhammer lobotomy#hes got a yee yee ass haircut but also nice abs so#I know the khan has the same but he wears it better#also ive noticed my fics are getting progressively longer#im gonna write a novel guys. Brb#mating press march
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johns evil laugh is so funny to me because youre like oh he does that because hes a spooky scary entity
and then youre like, oh, no, hes just like that
and then youre like, oh my god, its because hes the king in yellow
and THEN youre like, oh, no, hes rejected the king in yellow because he’s found meaning in life, he really is just Like That
#kills me every time he does an evil laugh at a normal ass thing#literally the prozd bit where its guy who has a supervillian laugh but is a real nice guy#malevolent#malevolent podcast#i dont know if this makes literally any sense but it does to me so#its staying#i could streamline this but then the delivery would be so off
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