I know it's a future problem, but it crossed my mind now, so I thought I ask: do you consider Yul Brynner too good-looking for the non-classically beautiful poll, or will I be free to submit him in due time?
is he a scrungly little guy (gender inclusive)? if he has a scrungly vibe he is allowed
[reminder that that poll won't be taking place for quite a long time, so don't submit anything for it yet]
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Could I ask about "At the heart of an Empire" from your wip list? :D
Thank you for the ask Kary! ♥
I'm very fascinated about how Garlemald was born, and by whom :D
(endwalker spoilers beneath the cut)
It starts after Emet takes over the original Solus' form and reveals the power of ceruleum (I have to look into the exact details) - and follows him from the initial days of expanding the country, when they didn't have as many resources, to the time he loses his wife and son and decides that the current people on the star are not worthy of his people's legacy
His wife, of course, is a shard of Azem prior to WoL, and he struggles with his feelings for her - because she is like Azem, but in so many ways lacking. It's complicated and messy and doesn't have a happy ending.
(aka tfw you're on the path to becoming a dictator and you're conflicted because your wife-but-not-quite doesn't approve of it)
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What every caller who's sent Alastor messages about what a great MILF he'll be is probably imagining:
The reality:
He hasn't slept two hours straight in weeks, his magic reserves are almost entirely depleted, and he's considering switching to catering to body odor fetishists exclusively just so that he doesn't have to try to find time to shower around sleeping, eating, and feeding.
He's great. He's doin great. He's had benders that left him feeling worse than this. He's. He's terrific.
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Did a quick Danny iPad doodle in class the other day bc i was sleep deprived and starving :)
Hes just a scrungly boy
Might draw some BrainDead soon if i remember, those idiots deserve each other lmao
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I'm a big old Hollywood fan so I know most of these guys and then suddenly one of them will be a guy I've literally never heard of who apparently has a long and renowned filmography and I have to sit and think if you're not making up some of these dudes just to mess with us
(though I do realize it's just a gap in my pop culture knowledge eventually 😔)
you don't want to vote for these guys?
Propaganda
Glup Shitgrant (A Village Named Armageddon, Autumn DeLancey)—i've never gotten over his academy award winning performance in Laura Regent, never mind he got cheated by the other guy that man deserved Laura's hand in marriage! i'd also include links to his performance in Betrayal at the Carlton but i'd have to just include the whole movie at that point, he was best friends with Lauren Bacall and it totally shows in the fountain scene. he was a decorated world war II veteran and he was famous for his sauteed herring recipe, he escaped poland in 1927 and was known to say 'if the doodly doo the doodly does' in moments of crisis on set
Blorbo Peckins (East by South Arrow, Crosswinds of the Hebrides)—he's my little guy he's my big-time boy he's a dancing cowboy he's a sunshine lad he's scrungly he's femme he's a nonsense child and he IS the moment
This is round 3 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
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Love the narrowboatposting but it just reminds me of Whiskey Hamish rocketing into space
In reference to this narrowboatposting but also a little diversion we had in November 2022.
A poster posted about tealight flowerpot heaters, and in a spirit of slightly overheated mischief, you know how I get, I invented a character called Whisky Hamish to explain why they don’t work. After a paltry handful of notes, the OP turned off reblogs, blocked me (possibly) and deactivated, which is unfortunate. Regrettably, that sort of thing only increases the ghastly power of Whisky Hamish, and he ascended into outer space in a state of exalted sainthood.
As the post is hilariously unlinkable, possibly due to blowback from Whisky Hamish’s ascension, I will now retell the Ballad of Whisky Hamish in screencaps. Apologies for the scrungly result but it’s what we deserve for exalting him beyond mortality.
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Let's rate new hairstyles
16. Teruteru - already the worst haicut on the worst character, he keeps up his losing streak
15. Hajime - sea urchin-lookin ass
14. Sonia - reeeeally not fond of this
13. Hiyoko - the next evolution to her final Karen form, very grandma
12. Fuyuhiko - so much more generic, looks like a shonen protag
11. Nagito - wrong wrong wrong. He's supposed to be scrungly, never met a brush or comb that liked him, wtf is this
10. Mahiru - more volume than necessary, not bad but not flattering
9. Nekomaru - very protag, but it's more fitting for him and less generic than Fuyuhiko so there's that
8. Ibuki - this is just how it looks when she doesn't take two hours to style it in the morning
7. Gundham - lmao
6. Imposter - is fine but also get a haircut hippie
5. Peko - nice to see her loosen up a bit!
4. Chiaki - the same but longer, which ain't bad at all
3. Kazuichi - looking good, bisexual confirmed
2. Akane - yeeees. Arguably not with her character, but definitely looks great and she can rock it like no one’s business
1. Mikan - also arguably not with her character, but it's what she deserves. No more hack jobs from bullies. Get that pro cut, bangs in a perfect line, locks chopped for evenness. Look how happy she is. Would you take that from her?
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Would I fuck them?
Tech
ABSOLUTELY
- Smart
- Funny
- Can answer all your questions
- PRETTY
- I could listen to him info dump for hours with no complaints
- I'd love to dance with him. He'd probably say no but then bust it down sensitive style in private
- I would happily hand him tools he needs
Echo
YES
- Sassy
- Funny
- Reliable
- Pretty
- EFFICIENT
- Has been through tramatic shit and I just want to hold him and say it's okay
- I would also love to dance with him, if he dances as well as he flies I'm DEAD and SWOONING
Crosshair
It happened in a dream once
- Tbh he's kind of a prick but I feel bad for him
- I'd ask him how he's feeling that day and attempt to hug but he'd probably get angry with me
- HAS to good at math, I am not so that's good
- Softie on the inside so I'd have to crack him like a pistachio
- Accuracy is pretty good
- I also want to hold him and say it's okay
- He'd be joking mean to me and I'd cry
- I'd call him something mean but it'd be mutually beneficial
- Protective
Wrecker
No
- I'd treat him as a little brother
- I WOULD give him forehead kisses tho
- Cutie patootie who can do no wrong
- Could ragdoll me around with easy and I'd be begrudgingly okay with that
- His hugs would be the BEST
- He can pop my back and I could die happy
- I would take him out for ice cream because he deserves it
- Comforting
- BRAVE
Hunter
Ew
- Good dad
- Looks like Rambo and gives me the ick
- I can be civil with
- He does have a snatched waist tho
- Efficient but messy
- He'd be the supportive dad I need
- Kinda scrungly
- This is just some guy to me tbh
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Lil Hal propaganda:
"he is so good but also fucked up and hes trying his best to ruin your day but by god i love him so much hes so silly"
"fictional robot names himself over a fictional character and like. he's scrungly and depressing and his story was ruined because hussie got lazy and made him fuse permanently with a pretty annoying character. he deserved more than the treatment he got"
"Hal is cool"
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