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anxious-ace-05 · 3 months
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Adam from Hazbin Hotel made me question my aromantisism
I was just so. Obsessed with him.
I am still kinda questioning. Why does it have to be the asshole that makes me question this!?
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bisexualtrashpanda · 3 months
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The First Episode is Up for Free On Youtube!
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Not sure how long it will be up, it might only be a temporary thing for the premier, so, go forth my fellow broke motherfuckers, and feast while we still can!
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static-quo · 3 months
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Not certain these clergy can do anything about cleansing my sins- ówò
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grazinight · 1 month
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LOOK AT THAT FACE AND TELL ME HUSKERDUST CANT HAPPEN
LOOK AT HIM
HES SO IN LOVE SHUT UP NOT ONE TALK TO ME
GO AWAY I CANT TALK IM TO BUSY CRYING
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the-irreverend · 3 months
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As much as I loved the finale, there is one tiny little nitpick that I have with it, and that's how it handled Dazzle's death.
The issue wasn't that he died as much as the death itself wasn't given the focus it deserved. Dazzle was a huge part of Charlie AND Lucifer's life, so it's a bit of a bummer that we couldn't get a scene of them mourning/grieving for him (or a scene of Razzle mourning him, for that matter!). Like, couldn't we even have a brief scene of Charlie shedding a tear for him before she began the final song?
I absolutely love how they made a statue in his honour, but it's still a downer that it was only shown so briefly in the two scenes it was shown in.
Again, it was a NEAR-FLAWLESS finale, but this was just one little thing that I wish they could've done differently.
P.S. If it's not an issue for you, that's perfectly okay. I'm just sharing my own thoughts on the matter.
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sunderberry · 2 months
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parallels and perpendiculars between the two most important men in angel's life (for better or for worse)
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cyncerity · 3 months
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I JUST HAD A REALIZATION FOR HAZBIN
major spoilers for Episode Six under the cut
where I believe Vaggie’s hatred/distrust of men came from
So Vaggie is not only a fallen angel, but a fallen exterminator. She has shown to be very militaristic and harsh, because that’s how she was brought up. But the question is, brought up by who?
Well, i think it’s pretty clear that she and all the other exterminators (who i believe are all women? i can’t remember) were trained/raised by Adam. A misogynistic, arrogant, and frankly downright stupid freak of an angel. And if they’re all women, that means that before hell, Adam was literally the only man she’d ever known.
He’s the only one who recognized Vaggie under the mask. He’s the only one besides Sera that knows about the exterminations. He always has an exterminator by his side. It just makes sense.
He says that Vaggie was one of his best, meaning that he probably gave her special attention that she didn’t want. He also literally named her after the word vagina. Lastly, he was there when her wings and eye were ripped out and, despite her probably being one of his favorites, did nothing to help her.
So yeah, if Adam was the only man I knew and he treated me the way he’s been shown to treat people in this show so far, id have a strong distrust of men, too.
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reimbright · 2 months
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🌼ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ & ᴠᴀɢɢɪᴇ🌺
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yes i made em as a gif xD i did slowed it down because it goes so damn fast ngl
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olligator · 2 months
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watching mothman kiss a tv with a LOT of tongue was ...interesting
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thecluelessdoctor · 2 months
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Ok I've had this on my brain for a while but remember in episode 2, when Valentino is loosing his shit over angel moving out of the studio, and vox almost excitedly says "angel quit?" And why would vox say that? He probably knows well that Valentino owns angel's soul. So how would angel be able to quit??Endless Valentino doesn't have as big of a leash of him than what we think. Has Angel been able to quit and leave this whole time, but Valentino forced him to think he couldn't? It's possible.Idk little thoughts.
It's like 11 pm at the time of writing so yeah.
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fellatitledthemf · 3 months
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Rivals to lovers fr
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zakequaznook · 3 months
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HAZBIN HOTEL EP 5&6 SPOILER UNDER THE CUT
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Okay okay. I'm Fine. Its Fine. Got that put of my system (who am I kidding I'm going insane shhhhhhh)
Ep5
First, ALASTOR FUCKING SWORE. It caught me so of guard but the execution was AMAZING. Had me going for a Full 5+mins. Also got to see his more 'evil' side, and what was that about him "being on a leash himself"?? (I think we know why Lilith and Alastor both disappeared 7 years ago)
Also Lucifer is such a goofy guy. He's a sad depressed dad who's misses his wife and daughter, is (rightly) hesitant to trust the angels, but still helps charlie when she needed him. The jealousy he had for Alastor was very amusing.
Ep6
VAGGIE LORE DROP HOLY SHIT! vaggie was an exterminator, and it's been said that she was on earth. That means she ascended to heaven and became an exterminator. How many others are earthborn and not angel born!?? The way vaggie acts militaristic when doing the trust exercises was a big hont towards the angel thing. Especially with how lute? Adam right hand acted.
I was wondering if heaven knew about the extermination, because you'd think some actually good people would be up there and protest it.
Emily is so sweet. I can see her and Charlie working together as things progress.
Angel standing up to Val was BadAss. The boi knew exactly how to work around his contract and it was Beautiful!
(also sir pentious is so sweet, he truly just wants friends and love) (I head cannon that the egg Bois become Nifty's little helpers around the hotel)
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seas-storyarchive · 2 months
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Falling At Sleep - what if
The first time anyone noticed Alastor's odd.. habit, shall we say, was when he was found by Husker. At the bar, sleeping atop the counter, on his stomach, fucking deer hooves and tail on display as he snored and clutched one of the newly purchased cleaning rag.
"Fucking hell, boss.. what the shit, is this?" It was way too fucking early, at.. 3am- what the fuck!
Husker dragged his Bambi boss all the way back to bed. Dropping him on his bed unceremoniously, bitch slept the whole fucking time. Good.
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The next ones to find this out was Fat Nuggets, and Angel.
Angel had come back from a rough day with Val at the studio, smiling at he approached his room. He walked in to see Nuggets asleep in his bed, like a good boy.
"Hey Nugs. How's mama's little man?" Angel asked Nuggets before he walked into his bathroom to get dressed for bed. He rushed out when he heard Fat Nuggets oink in distress, expecting the worst and ready to throw down-
What he wasn't ready for, was seeing a beyond passed the fuck out Smiles sprawled out on the floor of his room on his back. In a two piece red pajamas piece with white accents - hooves on display.
"Da fuq?" Angel rubbed his eyes, hoping he was seeing thindgs- nope. Smiles was still there. And now Nuggets was moving to sniff and nudge the man.
"Nugs!" Angel whispered sharply, trying to scare the pig away from the cannibal. But nope. The man just let out a loud snort as he was touched, before he settled down.
Phew!
"Well, I'm too tired to move him, so.." Angel carefully put a pillow under Alastor's head and tossed a blanket over him, just in tome for Nuggets to snuggle up to Alastor.
"G'night Nuggets. Night Smiles." Angel said, snapping a pic - Smiles came out static-like but it worked - of the two before falling asleep himself.
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Niffty was freaked out, at first, when she found her boss asleep in her Roach Theater space, on his side, after hours. How rude!
"Hey! Hey, Alastor!" Niffty shook her boss a few times on his shoulder, the man in such a deep sleep he was essentially dead.
He didn't even stir when Niffty put a dead roach in his ear. Huh..
"Well, if you're going to sleep here.. I am too!" Niffty pulled a blanket over Alastor and cuddled up to him under the blanket, before they slept in the quiet together.
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Vaggie almost stabbed Alastor in the dark when there was a sudden thump in hers and Charlie's room.
Luckily, Charlie turned on the light. Well, lucky for Alastor..
"How the fuck-"
"Shh, Vaggie." Charlie pointed to Keekee and Razzle snuggled close to Alastor on the floor.
The fallen angel gestured to the demon asleep on the floor with the lamb and cat. "Charlie, seriously! Think about it! How the Hell is he in here!? What the fuck is he-" Vaggie was cut off by a loud snort before Alastor was quiet again. "What the fuck?! Like, seriously!?"
Charlie shrugged. "Maybe we shouldn't wake him? Just, take him back to his room?"
"I am NOT touching him!" Vaggie whisper-shouted, before kicking the demon in the back of the head.
That woke him, and also made Keekee abandon her post on Alastor's side to jump to the bed as Razzle made a distressed noise.
"Hmm?" Alastor sat up, his eyes barely open, looking around the room, before looking to the two women and creatures. "Pard'n the intrusion ladies.. I'll jus' let you sleep.."
The demon dragged himself out of the room, well, his shadow did. Keekee and Razzle looked at Vaggie, annoyed. Fat Nuggets was right! Alastor was warm and they got cheated out of snuggles!
Vaggie looked from the door, pissed off, to the two. "What?"
Nothing was indicated, as the two went to their beds to sleep.
"Vaggie, I don't think you should have.."
Vaggie groaned. "Can we just go to bed, please?"
"Okay." Charlie yawned, shutting off the light, too tired to argue.
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When Alastor dropped into Lucifer's room, into a pile of ducks, the small king jumped in fear. He'd been making ducks for hours, and then.. this..
"Uh, can I help you?" He asked, annoyed.
All he got was a snore in return.
"Hey! I'm talking to you!" Lucifer grabbed the demon by the collar of his sleeping shirt, who's ears twitched. "What's your problem!" He shook the man, before looking at his shadow that was moving about.
"What?" Lucifer asked, annoyed.
"Massster can't sssleep.."
Come again? "He seems fine to me."
"No, you misssunderssstand. Ssssince Massster got ssstabbed by the angel, Massster has been having cold sssweatss and is alwaysss tired.. I've been trying to find help for hisss injury, at night.. he isss dying. Too ssstubborn to even ask Misss Rossie for help.."
"Is that why I've been sensing his energy getting weaker? Wait- Adam stabbed this fucker?" Lucifer looked from the shadow to Alastor, as he moved a hand back to gesture to him. "Where?"
"From hiss right ssshoulder down hisss andomen." The shadow said. "He'sss too worried to asssk for help. Won't want to be ssseen assss weak. But hissss deal, it will keep him from dying out right. His leassssh, it issss heavy."
"Leash? Deal?" Lucifer groaned. "You have to be fucking kidding me.." he laid Alastor down on the floor, and removed his shirt - stitch marks for the wound, bloody and pus covered and.. hang on, did this bitch try to burn it closed with a hot metal item? "Oh you dumbfuck of a buck."
All the color was almost drained from the man, so close to death. And Lucifer caught a scent he never thought he would smell again-
"Okay." He grabbed at the chain, gripping it tight. "Time for this to go." While using his angelic powers, he pulled the chain.It broke like it was made of cheap paper rings.
"Okay," Lucifer tried to remember to focus on what healing powers felt like as he reached his hands to the wound. "Let's try this. And I hope for his sake, it works."
There was a strong yellow light, and soon the wound was mostly healed and gone, save for a newly formed long scar.
"There. Phew.." Lucifer wiped his brow, before looking to the shadow. "Think you can bring him back to his room?"
The shadow nodded. "Thank you, sssire. He will not be happy when I inform him of thisss.. good night."
Lucifer nodded, watching as the shadow took Alastor out of the room. "Phew." He looked at the pile of ducks, seeing none of them were covered in fluid. "Good."
After he got dressed for bed, Lucifer looked up at the ceiling in his room. "You stupid fucking kid, making a deal with Eve. Well, hope you're happy now, cause you owe me, bitch."
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At first I was like
Haha Voxval
As a joke
But bro
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…I don’t think it’s a joke anymore
Art credits to @minezweeper @minimanuke @theblackknight57
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