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seas-storyarchive · 7 hours
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DogSong - crackship au
crackship because I'm bored, looking over my writing playlist and like to suffer. I SWEAR to Charlie I'm not procrastinating, it sorta just appeared in my brain.
Alastriona/Zeezi - yes, specifically them.
How does it happen? Idk. Just, blame Charlie or Rosie/Rory (depending on who YOU want to have as Al's bestie) or Vox and Valentino (who tried to love potion Al - cause yea, sometimes Val wants a piece. Only for Zeezi to smell it the moment the bottle was uncorked and thus the Vees got tossed tf out)
And the two just.. slowly become a thing.. and no one says a word? like, it's slowburn as hell due to Al's fear of canines, but it's also exposure therapy for the deer and Zeezi is drawn to protect her because, as Al's bestie said so eloquently and repeatedly, "fuck the vees." also said bestie threatened everyone's lives if they said anything about Al/Zee cause no one knows if Al will slip into her fear of dogs if anyone says anything.
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Bro.. that's the kid who tried to fistfight you. You think he wouldn't go for it?
This may not fully fit for any of the twos but the moment I saw it I thought of them lmao
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featuring pre-scarf Scarfy
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seas-storyarchive · 2 days
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Should Rory speak a second language?
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seas-storyarchive · 3 days
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Oh god, the stray cat au is so funny! Can you do a continuation? Like maybe heaven gets involved (you have every political and powerful figure in hell , and heaven, fighting eachother, how can they not) so they go to court to try to come to some custody agreement. Spoiler alert, they do not come to an agreement and decide to let alastor decide. Cue them trying to bribe alastor into living with them and alastor thinking he should just live with Rosie
Collared Cat - what if/au
I hope this is what you were looking for.
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seas-storyarchive · 4 days
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With all these au's where alastor gets adopted by different people, imagine one where he accidentally gets adopted by multiple people! Like this feral kid just pops up out of nowhere, they get attached and he just disappears periodically for a week or two befor coming back. But they get used to it by the time he's a pre-teen assuming he's just living with Rosie for a bit. He's Like that neighborhood cat that everyone feeds but instead it's parenting and no one knows about the other parents. Alastor just thinks it's normal and thinks that they are all awareof eachother. And it all comes crashing down when one parent (Camila or Zestial) finds him with his other parent (maybe husk, he working at a casino?) Ether way parent war engaged
Chapter 135: Stray Cat - au
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seas-storyarchive · 4 days
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I love your work, can you do a continuation of the crack au where alastor is sir Pentious's grandson? Like maybe sir pentious being a silly overprotective parent/grandpa and spoiling alastor? And maybe him embarrassing alastor when he becomes an overlord? Being like "THATS MY GRANDSON" and alastor being like "grandpa, you're embarrassing me"
Yes.
Chapter 134: Skinned Snake - what if/au
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seas-storyarchive · 5 days
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Some Genderbend radiorose fic ideas I have:
-everyone at the hotel gawking and talking about how easily Al gets flustered around Rory doing the simplest things like kissing her hand, calling her nicknames, or just openly flirting with her (I love flustered Al so much)
-You can do a one off with them having a kid (Alice May) and Rory being the biggest girl dad to ever girl dad
-the hotel/overlords get brought to a room with a giant TV just to react to Al and Rory being cute (on a date, cooking together, dancing) and Vox being pissy (This one I've seen the concept done before but it may be difficult to write/ where I got the idea) :
“where the fuck are we?” and it all gets worse from there.
By: N0R1AK1
-Genderbends meeting non-gender-bends
-Rory coming by the hotel at least once a week to have tea and gossip with Al
-Rory and Al cooking together and everyone is just watching them saying stuff like “Yk Rona is adorable when flustered”
have more but I forgot them, when I think of more I'll add them
Most of these were answered in Dial Thorns as various chapters.
The genderbent one is Chapter 73: Alastor and Rosie meet Alastriona and Rory - au
The girl dad Rory one is Chapter 133: Burning Shrimp - au
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seas-storyarchive · 8 days
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I honestly like the genderbent radiorose a lot. I can't help but ask: will Vox get more persistent even though Alastriona is preggers?
Chapter 13: Howling and Calling hopefully answers your question?
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seas-storyarchive · 9 days
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Favorite Rory/Alastriona song is American Beauty/American Psycho.
With Rory being the one to sing it to Alastriona.
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seas-storyarchive · 9 days
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Also, based on [this] au
Pentious, due to his love of his family despite being a man of industrialization, was able to see how his family lived topside - his wife never remarried but when she died and came down to hell, she declared they were done. His son Edmond moved to America and had a son, Charles. Charles became a right piece of work, marrying a creole woman but that wasn't the problem. The problem came when Charles beat on her and their eventual son Alastor - his first name was the shared middle name of Edmond and the actual first name of Pentious when he been alive.
And then? Alastor died, barely at five, due to sickness - from what? Pentious himself could only guess. But.. sadly, the small thing ended up in Hell. As a wee little deer, who appeared in Pentious' bed at night. Pentious was able to recognize him, the boy looked more like his mother than he ever did any of Pentious' stock.
"Are you gonna eat me, mister snake?" The small thing was shaking, and pitiful looking.
"No, dear boy." Pentious smiled at Alastor. "What kind of great-grandfather would I be if I did?"
"Great.." Alastor tilted his head. "How's that?"
"Oh, well.." Pentious had to stop and do the math in his head. "Your father was my grandson." He looked at the frightened face on the deer. "No, no, my dear boy. Grandpa Pen won't harm you, nor shall I allow anyone to-" he stopped, getting a chest full of deer, holding him as he screamed and cried. "Let it all out, my boy. Grandpa has you now, you are safe."
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seas-storyarchive · 10 days
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guess who has another crack au??
alastor is the great (?) grandson of sir Pentious, through his father Charles.
Pentious learns this.. and is downright horrified. and apologetic to lenora and wants to go down and try to make things right with his great grandson - and beat the shit out of charles for what he did to his family
(anything else? Also, I'm bad at math, feel free to correct things, it helps.)
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seas-storyarchive · 11 days
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I keep imagining a halfway genderbent Radiorose for some reason. Like Alastriona/Rosie, and Al's panicking because she's afraid to overstep boundaries of friendship after realizing she's in love. Or Alastor / Rory where Rory’s aware Alastor usually dislikes men, and then Alastor realizes he feels things and is upset he's basically destroyed the single good relationship he's had with a man (except not really because feeling is mutual; he's just super dramatic)
Here's some Radiorose/Alosie.
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seas-storyarchive · 12 days
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Can you do an au where husk raises alastor? Like alastor arives young (could be as a kid or young adult) and husk, who is still an overlord takes him in. This could be so fun, like alastor would know how to gamble as he was raised by the overlord of gambling. And husk would be at the hotel to spind time with his kid who DISAPPEARED FOR SEVEN YEARS! The nerve! Also the idea of Husk having to apove his dates is funny to me. Like alastor can be shipped with rosy or Sera for all I care, heck do the genderswap au and make alastor Husk's daughter. But when it comes to vox, husk has a 'kill on sight" order on him. No one stalks his kid.
Here we go. Some good ol' Radiorose for the soul.
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seas-storyarchive · 15 days
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Pencil sketch of the wounds on imp!Alastor for my Impastor (and adjacent) aus. Also: first time drawing a helluva boss imp!
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" red imp with curled black hair and striped white and black horns that curled like deer antlers. There was a white X on his forehead that had a single white line dripping like blood, large white splotches like blood surrounding his sharp yellow eyes, down his body [...] was long thick marks of white that looked like they were.. canine or at least animal in nature, and a thick white line that blended in and also stuck out because it was the newest one. His tail - oh, hey, he didn't have that before - that flicked in response to his mood was long and thin, going to an arrow tip, with his tail being mostly white in color save for the dots of red on the arrow that resembled what could be seen as drops of blood or finger tips touching it "
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seas-storyarchive · 16 days
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imp alastor au
impastor adjacent, thus doesn't affect it at all
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where al is an imp who learned magic from the rulers of Antler's Crossing (Ezekiel, Marilyn and their daughter Lenora) - becoming adopted into the family as a baby by Lenora who couldn't have children in life
Alastor disguises his imp form to be that of a deer sinner, a radio man - he can control radio regardless of his form
he only owns Husker's soul, having adopted Niffty after she ended up in hell as a child (thus continuing the tradition) - niffty knows, but pinky promised she wouldn't rat out her dad, husk doesn't and al is kinda scared to tell him because of how he saw husk treating some of the imp workers at his casino
he does find Charlie's hotel idea funny, which is the only reason he's there, alwsys having that disconnect from humanity
charlie and lucifer haven't figured out they are getting punked by an imp
does his adopted family want redemption? no. none of them do
but, Niffty is making progress - al knows this, niffty knows this, the whole family knows.. it'll be time, soon, to spill the beans. as niffty's day to ascend gets closer, alastor can't bear the thought of his daughter up there with no one. and then, during a family meeting, lenora volunteers to join the hotel, to go with her granddaughter - as alastor can never leave hell
needless to say, Alastor's anxiety was so high and hooked up to the speakers in the hotel despite being in the Crossing that everyone heard it and have questions when they return
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seas-storyarchive · 18 days
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I'm giving people ONE more chance to read my header:
YOU CAN TAKE STORY IDEAS AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM, JUST CREDIT/TAG ME IF YOU DO. I'D LIKE TO SEE IT!!
Also, if I get harrasment for any aus (that i plan on posting for anyway, or don't, but even then) I will block anyone who does it (not naming names, but friendly last warning to the person in question, you know who you are)
That's all. Have a nice day/evening.
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