Thursday, November 23.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

Oh, what might have been. It would have been full of pictures and gifs of Hank Schrader doing miscellaneous Hanktivities: looking very smiley, looking very fierce, laughing, wearing shades, pointing guns, wearing DEA jackets and badges and lanyards, and, of course, perching on the toilet. We would have called it Happy Hanksgiving. It would have been great. 

Sadly a decision was made. So, for those who would have enjoyed Hanksgiving, here's a Snoopy gif to make amends. For those who wouldn't, well, looks like it all worked out just fine. And there's more than enough Snoopy to go around. 

Enjoy the popcorn. And however you mark today, we can only wish peace, love, and lots of good folk and lots of good food for all y'all. Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate. 

pour one out for all of us working tomorrow

if you love me and miss me so much why the fuck did you treat me like shit the entire time I was living with you mother lmao

6x15 | East

Don sings “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” in Spanish. 

I filled the holes and the cracks in my heart with Fancy cocktails and plenty of cases They’re my sole companions on this journey

(I can’t even say this is in the running for dumbest thing I’ve drawn can I English cover / Original song / Text source)

Pumpking terraria or whatever. Wooo october

Important message of the day: gobble, and I do repeat, gobble

Sometimes I experience deep, hollowing sadness and bitterness over the fact that cishet kids can do so many normal things with their friends that are too dangerous for queer kids to even ask for, no matter if it's wanted with the same intent

Happy Turkey Day!!

(anyone is welcome to color this)

im bad at making decisions So ! should I do my makeup today :3

I… I would like to see you in makeup

havent posted enough about techno today >:( i'm in a mood, i wanna talk about his skyblock stuff. maybe i'll go rewatch a skyblock video or destroy everyone's dash with the resistance video again

Whiskey

Patrick won’t last much longer. Jake’s long fingers fuck in and out of him, mercilessly hitting his prostate with every thrust. His other hand wraps around Patrick’s throat, holding him still while he sucks on his tongue. David kneels at his feet and Patrick's cock is so far down his throat that the squeeze and tug of David swallowing sends him rocketing to the edge of orgasm. He grunts as his whole body tenses, but suddenly no one is touching him. He sobs with frustration. 

Jake smirks. “On the bed, Patrick. Hands and knees. We start again in five minutes.”

Do I get paid to lay on the floor of strangers houses and chill with their cats? Why yes. Yes I do.