Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful."
—Oscar Wilde 『The Picture of Dorian Gray』
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pov you are a casual passer by in nbc hannibal. apologies, this concert is cancelled due to a human violin being found on our stage, please contact the box office for refunds. no dog walking on this beach due to human totem pole and assorted loose body parts. no parking : human tree. court is adjourned for the week as the judge has recently been murdered and displayed from the ceiling. no horse riding today : man in horse. museum closed : human head found on skeleton. we are sorry but we are not open for tourists today due to a human origami heart being discovered in this church. private painting viewings forbidden from now on : priceless artwork has been eaten.
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is kinda insane that hannibal is STILL top trending on tumblr 8 years after it even did anything how has no one cashed in on this?! do they not understand these bitches are still talking about it so passionately it's trending on the main 'obsessed with TV shows website' EIGHT YEARS after even last aired??? that's actually mental. is any show so consistently trending that long after release? imagine how much the viewership had grown since it's been cancelled. exponential growth someone please think of the economics of a S4 the internet would explode
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So some people were very confused by this post, which would not exist were it not for the very specific form of Hannibal brainrot I'm afflicted with that can be summed up with the following sentence: Everything is about my blorbos. So I thought I should make a series of posts, because of reasons. Yes, I am very hinged and normal, thank you for asking.
First up, Zootopia.
A prey-coded character with lots of empathy, a passion for solving crime and big blue eyes tries to become a cop.
They get told that they don't have what it takes to be a cop for very similar reasons.
Their boss is a big, burly, slightly grumpy character.
He keeps assigning them cases that they're a bit reluctant to take on, but they do their job nonetheless. After all, they're professionals. They're here to save lives.
Their work leads to them meeting a sassy gay couple.
And a handsome, suave, honey-tongued predator-coded character who wears a tie everywhere.
He has an appreciation for fresh produce:
And has worn a muzzle at some point because the people around him feared getting eaten:
They team up and solve crimes together for a while.
There's a significant part of the plot takes place in a psychiatric hospital.
At one point the main character's very rich friend gets pregnant. They agree to become a parental type figure in the child's life.
The prey-coded character betrays the predator-coded character. The betrayal involves them denying the savagery inside them.
This betrayal is only fixed when the prey-coded character realizes they are not immune to going savage.
The prey-coded character leaves their family and returns to the predator, who means a lot to them.
They celebrate by sacrificing a lamb.
Bonus bunny cannibal joke:
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I dreamt that Hannibal and Will sneaked into my house and Hannibal was cleaning my dogs (which I don't own any irl) because they were "too dirty for his taste" while Will was just standing there watching me like they didn't break into my home.😭😭😭😭😭
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