POV: You're 10 minutes late because you thought she'd be too cool to show up on time and she's been waiting for you
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Disney's Robbin Hood marries Maid Marian at the end of the film. Since marriage between commoners and aristocracy were illegal in the time period, we can infer then that Disney's Robbin Hood uses the cannon from Richard Grafton's 16th century Chronicle at Large or latter, when Robbin Hood goes from a yeoman to a member of the aristocracy, either the Earl of Huntingdon, or the later lord Locksley.
This fox is, and always has been, a member of the aristocratic 1% defending his inherited wealth, power and privilege. His vendetta against Prince John and his denouncement of him as a tyrant is personal as Prince John infinged on the rights and privileges of the Nobles, which was illegal, and lead to him taking up arms abd leading a guerilla campaign, and as soon as a Absoulute monarch he personality agrees with returns, he bends the knee in exchangefor a pardon, the restorationon his estates, and a policaly benifical marrage.
Behold the friendly face of Absoulute hereditary power!
In DnD terms, this verson of Robbin Hood is Lawfull Evil, fighting to uphold his own legal power and staiuts against an usurper.
Sad to say it given, he gave me my sexual awakening, but this fox is, and always has been, a fascist.
I mean I'd still fuck both of them but the sex with Rob would be far angrier.
This fox, this guy right here:
He's just a depressed millennial with childhood trauma running a gig economy job. He's not even doing anything particularly illegal, as shown by the only thing Judy (a frighteningly effective cop) can find to charge him with is tax evasion. He's a high functioning borderline genius level guy running street scams due to racial profiling barring access to higher education and better jobs, and once someone gives him an in he proves very very good at solving crimes. He had no ideological stake in this, he's in DnD terms true neutral tending towards chaotic neutral, but he does risk his life to stop and actual fascist coup that was happening hidden behind a facade of public safety (looks at canera), which is something. He's an everyman antihero who sells out for a job with helthcare and/or bunny boobies at the first chance he gets, very relatable.
This Fox, is and always has been, Moray grey.
and he fucking knows it, the sexy beast.
In conclusion, Disney has always been a Conservative company filled with left leaning creators, and Sometimes thier furry kink critique of the current system leaks out and they are at their best when it does.
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So some people were very confused by this post, which would not exist were it not for the very specific form of Hannibal brainrot I'm afflicted with that can be summed up with the following sentence: Everything is about my blorbos. So I thought I should make a series of posts, because of reasons. Yes, I am very hinged and normal, thank you for asking.
First up, Zootopia.
A prey-coded character with lots of empathy, a passion for solving crime and big blue eyes tries to become a cop.
They get told that they don't have what it takes to be a cop for very similar reasons.
Their boss is a big, burly, slightly grumpy character.
He keeps assigning them cases that they're a bit reluctant to take on, but they do their job nonetheless. After all, they're professionals. They're here to save lives.
Their work leads to them meeting a sassy gay couple.
And a handsome, suave, honey-tongued predator-coded character who wears a tie everywhere.
He has an appreciation for fresh produce:
And has worn a muzzle at some point because the people around him feared getting eaten:
They team up and solve crimes together for a while.
There's a significant part of the plot takes place in a psychiatric hospital.
At one point the main character's very rich friend gets pregnant. They agree to become a parental type figure in the child's life.
The prey-coded character betrays the predator-coded character. The betrayal involves them denying the savagery inside them.
This betrayal is only fixed when the prey-coded character realizes they are not immune to going savage.
The prey-coded character leaves their family and returns to the predator, who means a lot to them.
They celebrate by sacrificing a lamb.
Bonus bunny cannibal joke:
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