Hang log XV

Saindo pra tomar café com a Arcane! Finalmente entendi porque o Jjunie gosta tanto de beber americano de madrugada, esse negócio é muito bom. Enfim, ela roubou minha touca.

Rushing to see! Clip

can't wait to find out which qsmp relationship dynamic will change due to the brazil trip because the ccs became besties and it changes the course of the narrative

Since today has reminded people that Mariana loves the eggs and cares for them, and since Charlie has said for a while that the only egg he cares about is juanaflippa AND since Mariana is, according to Slimecicle, his bitch wife, we are potentially living in the scenario where Mariana would care more about Sunny, his step daughter, than Charlie would as her legal father, and that is endlessly funny to me. Something something dad that stepped up

eyepatches are sexy, I repeat, EYE PATCHES ARE SEXY

exhibit 1:

exhibit 2:

exhibit 3:

exhibit 4 (!!!!!):

thanks for coming to my TED talk (again) :)

monday again

Funfact guys this stream has revealed that Empanada’s admin is a tubbling they’ve been watching tubbo for at least a while now and talk in chat. Glad they get to hang out with him kkkkk

Watching Tubbo's and Fit's streams and I can't wait for Bagi to return and hear everything that Empanada's been up to:

- broke their rest agreement on Friday to do lore

- got shot at by evil!Forever/Never and forced to do child labour

- had a sleepover with Sunny and Tubbo in their 3x3 bunker after the traumatic day

- celebrated Tubbo's birthday with Sunny, Fit, Ramon and briefly Tallulah and gave him a drawing

- got given bombs by domestic terrorist Santa and then proceeded to shoot Sunny so she could get hungry

- watched Tubbo build an avocado farming machine

- made a tea party with Sunny outside the factory

She's so adorable, literally watched Tubbo's stream today purely to see if Em woke up. She's already gone to bed but she is sick so expected she wants to go rest.

Edit: I forgot the new cat she got as a present from Ramon I want to know what she named it. Also she returned and they're all laying on the train tracks waiting to be hit... babysitter Tubbo is a vibe. A very different vibe to babysitter bad I think.

Nothing hones in the message of Sky like the days of bloom for me.

Death is inevitable, you can never escape Eden, it looms over almost every area in the game, sometimes subtle, but always present

The trees quickly grow to their full size in front of your eyes, but just as soon as they reach their full bloom, glowing beautifully, they start to decay

There's nothing you can do, its not your fault. Its just the say nature goes, all that blooms must wither

But still. There's this feeling of dread that never goes away, this feeling that time is rushing by way to quick, the end coming way to fast

Phil, about Antoine: When I asked if he was human, he was like ‘Maybe?’. Like, what? (laughs) What do you mean ‘maybe’. What are you? (laughs) Actual fourth dimensional being

bestie I had things to do today. now I'm just thinking of feeding those big mfs with the full intention of bulking them up. with my cooking/baking skills it would not take long. (Source: friends with strongman types and do this for them willingly)

GOD them coming to you after their workout still dripping in sweat and telling you how good the place smells. Sitting together at the table and demolishing the whole spread you put out, moaning around their forks and lavishing you with praise. Watching them sink back into their seats with clean plates and hands resting over distended stomachs, wide smiles on their sleepy faces.

It's flattering how much they love your cooking. The praise, the adoration, the way they get a little sheepish asking if there's enough for second. The answer is always yes, you take good care to make enough to feed your personal army, but desert comes before seconds. It's tradition, and the cheesecake you'd made is sitting pretty in the fridge just for them.

Second tradition is that they help you clean, which is all the motivation you need to keep up this labor of love (as if the love wasn't enough). And it's not that your kitchen is the size of a broom closet or anything, but with all of them crammed in that space you're better off sitting back and admiring them work. Washing the dishes, wiping the counters, sweeping the floor. They brush and bump against each other the whole time, the ensuing and inevitable shoving match usually leading them to your couch, where they once again make the place look like a doll house.

They spread out on it like oversized dogs, leaving just enough room for you to squeeze in between. Everyone shuffles around until you're perfectly surrounded, keeping at least one hand on you at all times. Rubbing your feet, massaging your hand, stroking over your back until the combination of the heat, your full stomach and the soothing touches puts you to sleep. The hum of their quiet talking mistaken for the TV nobody bothered to turn on.

Bandit, can't you see she's trying to work? Lineart by @knucklebl4ster, colours by me.

Something something it going on like this for two weeks, then they return to a presumably de-gooped island, and Etoiles and Fit cannot look Philza in the eye, remembering all of this, and Philza, immortal who knows if he dies he's dead and he isn't dead so he can't have died, just not comprehending why things can't go back to normal, why his friends don't want to talk to him any more - don't love him any more.

Jimmy being included in hermit stuff makes me so happy, he's their little guy

SAME it just makes me feel warm. He's having such a good time in every clip I see of him/the parts of the stream I got to watch.

philza wants what pol has (a complete immunity to lore)

texting from the worst places ever