if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

just a reminder that there’s so much more that we still don’t know about ourselves and that’s what makes life so beautiful. next year you could find your next favorite musician or fall in love with someone you haven’t even met yet. you might see a new shade of green that will become your new favorite color or you could become obsessed with a new food that you thought you once hated. we change as life goes on. we grow as life changes. our experiences shape us into a new person. it’s beautiful.

Henry James  2. Vincent van Gogh  3. Rainer Maria Rilke

being alive is to have life telling you ‘ok now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave’ over and over and over until you learn it & then have to learn it again

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

think again motherfucker

in the stripped club. straight up "doing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. the weanits

love the absolute faith louis has that we will click on mysterious links and give data if he asks lol and we will !!!

lolz

Call me orange the way I be meanderin

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

I wonder why

Whether I’m gonna be your bike, or smash your wife or whatever Taylor Swift said.

as someone who's been through lesbian situationship this is so true

you wouldnt last a day in the asylum that they raised me