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Post number 69420 about the bi to aspec pipeline but it's like saying you don't have a preference for either coke or pepsi and later learning that just you don't really like soda

now that ‘wonka’ is coming out and i don’t live there anymore, i need to say that i lived where they shot some of it while i was at uni and my housemate went out while they were filming and said there were just hoards of girls swarming the streets

what does it all mean

devastated that I will never be able to read the unpublished pink floyd book that they prevented from being released because it would quote "reveal certain indiscretions"

I love kenstewy I do but I still think about when with my mom I saw the first episodes of Succession and Stewy was introduced and they were in the bathroom and Stewy did a line of coke after asking Kendall if he wanted some but Kendall said he was sober and my mom didn't even look at me and said "Friends don't do coke next to recovered addict" and then stayed silent for the rest of the scene. And I still think about it. What does this say about Stewy.

mark my fucking words papa robooty is drawing tonight

Y’all try everything once you never know what ur allergic to

thinking about the time i did ketamine and the guy who gave it to me made a point of showing me how he was using a £50 note to snort it and then i fell asleep on his couch while he played videos of orchestras on the tv

So, uh, I finally started watching Leverage because it seems to be one of tumblr's favorite shows, and so I'm about to hurt a lot of feelings by asking this but...

Does Elliot ever get good?

'Cause I'm in season two and not gonna lie, the way some of y'all puffed him up as some feral creature of a man and instead all I get is an annoying, womanizing, aggro bro constantly calling Hardison a virgin and good grief how is this character so popular??? I'm baffled "he can beat up anyone and every girl wants to bang him" is not an instant turn off for other people. Is this like the beloved misogynist from How I Met Your Mother? He's the most textbook wad of toxic masculinity stereotypes I've seen. I know that 2008 was a different time but honestly.

i think john mulaney should kill himself and all his little fans should do the same. nothing in particular prompted this but i think it’s really telling why kind of person you are if you can so casually forgive that man and act like he didn’t really do anything that bad and continue to support his career and his pr crusade disguised as a comedy special. whatever

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I am going to teach myself bobbin lace making. I can foresee no issues with this

Still salty about how during the last week of eighth grade I lent this one kid my pencil right before we went to lunch but then he got into a fight in the cafeteria and was suspended for the rest of the year so then I never got my pencil back

“Every man should be punched in the face. It's a rite of passage. In my day, Friday night was smoke a doobie, feel up a gal, and then get your teeth knocked out by a Republican.”

If Pierce really lived it up when he was younger, then I have no choice but to think he was a little cool (but I hate him more than anything ever).

some of y’all have the worst street smarts and survival instincts on the planet. like how has a majority of this website not been mugged on the subway lmao ???