what if they had a report on ambrosius cutting off ballisters arm and the headline was just "yaoi more like yowie"
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Foolish dog. You cannot beat catnap. NOT IN HIS FINAL FORM
"WHY IS HE A CAR."
"WOAHHH ITS THE CAT-MOBILE"
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"WHY NOT? WHY WON'T YOU WATCH HATCHETFIELD MUSICALS"
"CAUSE HATCHETFIELD KILLED MY GRANDMA"
"my uncle broke his leg watching Black Friday once"
"But...But how did Hatchetfield musicals kill your grandma? Which one was she watching?"
"No....I was a Hatchetfield fan...."
"HE'S THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS"
"BRANCH LOOK OUT!!!!" *jumps to save him from the 2009 richpez shippers*
"NICKLANGDMA NOOOOO"
*becomes a Hatchetfield-anti </3*
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I am the ace, and I am the sleeve, and I am the witness hiding up it
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Denji: Why do you get to be in charge, why can’t we take turns?
Aki: Because I’m the oldest.
Denji: Yeah? Well you’re also *holds up angel feather* the gayest, so I think I should be in charge.
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i think im so funny
also this is totally inspired by that one post of rise leo & donnie where leo plays become Italian subliminals idk who made it but it’s one of my favorite posts ever
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guys wanna hear my joke
my names gar bidge
I love- I love rubbish 😋
and and yeah rubbish hahaha nom nom
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having a bath for the first time this year
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WHY DOES MEOWSCARADA KISS THE PLAYER?????????? 😨
MEOWSCARADA? NO MEOWSCARIZZDA (i so hope i used that right 😨) (THIS IS NOT MY PHOTO BTW 😨)
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