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You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
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Rise gave us a Lesbians version of the main canon ship of the license and it has barely any content. We have failed as a fandom
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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can you please recommend me a movie? genre irrelevant.
i'll take this as a "recommend me something i probably havent seen before" so how about you check out...
Arrival, which is a movie about a linguistic anthropologist learning to speak to aliens while desperately trying to convince the military to not fuck everything up while she tries to figure it out.
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NAMI
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this straight up changed me as a person. killing myself in front of you to forever change your bond and the trajectory of your lives
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they shouldn't make him say it if he isnt ready
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
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*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin
**parents and siblings
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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *passive aggressive food YouTuber* *canadian NHL star* *harvard law student with a pornstache* *tiny unbeatable beer pong champion* *frat star slash science nerd with a 4.0 GPA* *loud and emotional 6′4″ econ major* *overexcited goalie* *ginger bob the builder* *nursey*
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Limulidae or Horseshoe Crabs
Horseshoe Crabs have existed for hundreds of millions of years, and have changed very little since their bodies are a very efficient armor! And if you’re worried that they will get stuck if they land on their backs, they can use their long tails to right themselves up! If you do see an overturned horseshoe crab and want to set it right- don’t pick it up by the tale. Pick it up on the sides of its shells.  
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight
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Happy lesbian week
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