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More of these meme drawings hehe

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ID: 1. Waist up of Nandor wearing a brown and gold tunic on a white background. Guillermo, sleeves rolled up and leather gloves on his hands, is pressed up behind him, his chin against Nandor's left shoulder and his left hand gripping a stake with the point hovering over his heart. Guillermo's right hand is wrapped around Nandor's throat from the other side, preventing him from moving. Nandor has a blissful smile on his face, cheeks flushed, as his head lolls back against Guillermo's right shoulder. Guillermo looks at him with wide eyes, equal parts flustered and concerned like he wasn't expecting this reaction.

2. Knees up of the Guide in profile in her usual long skirt, coat, leather gloves, and flat cap on a white background. She is holding Derek in her arms princess-style, who is wearing the black suit, red waistcoat, shiny cape, and little sunglasses from the wedding episode. He is looking up at her with shiny, reverent eyes and a wobbly smile, hearts surrounding his head. His left hand is on her shoulder and his right is tucked at the small of her back, holding the brim of his top hat. The Guide smiles down at him. /end ID

the wedding was ACTUALLY about the guide getting bitches. and the baron getting little outfits (and bitches as well)

Guide either has one of those early Bell phones with the separate earpiece or an iPhone 14 pro max I accept no inbetween.

My Familiar's Ghost Masterpost

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ID: 1. Waist up drawing of Derek in an anime tee shirt, glasses on, texting on his phone with an anxious expression.

2. Screenshot of a text conversation with Guillermo, whose contact name includes a crossed swords emoji and a vampire emoji. All the texts are from Derek with no response: "U should send me pics once ur all vamped up haha." "Just kidding." "Ur welcome to my coffin any time tho." "That sounds weird I just meant until you get your own." "I got a switch!! We should play sometime." "Hey I think your roomies were just here asking abt you? Not 100% I didn't have my glasses on."

3. Screenshot of a text conversation with the Guide, whose contact name includes a dancing lady emoji, a banana, and a sparkly heart. Derek says, "u up?" Guide: "always ;)" Derek: HVe you seen guilermo recently? (Typos are his) Guide: No I told you we are just friends. Derek: No yeah I was just wondering cuz I turned him and apparently he hasn't been home since? Guide: you WHAT /end ID

*definition: low on fan content, but too well-known or referenced to be a true rarepair. Canon ships like Colin x Evie or Sean x Charmaine not included.

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