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#taz#taz balance#text#shitpost#blorbo#griffin mcelroy#griffin mcelroy ruined my life#the adventure zone#podcast#dnd#dnd podcast#comedy#mcelroys#autistic#special interest
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i have this gif of a distorted griffin mcelroy with gamzee horns and makeup edited on and not only do i have zero memory of saving this to my computer but it will not let me delete it
#prattle#what is the context or origin of this gif i do not know/remember#but i press delete and its still there i close out of the files and reopen and its still there#homestuck griffin mcelroy is ruining my life rn#also when i first noticed it was in my folder was while i was looking for a profile pic to use for a website so i pressed on it to make it#the pfp for a second just so i could see it clearer and it caused a server error#and now i cant see or change anything on the site rn
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I am unwell,,, I have unlocked an inner joy I shut away after graduating high school and feel an intense love and enthusiasm for the first time in literally seven years…….
…..and it’s beCAUSE OF A FICTIONAL 30-SOMETHING BISEXUAL ARCHIVIST
#captain's log#TT-TT#god save me#I no joke have not felt this way since 2017#like I genuinely locked this away because it felt juvenile and cringe and I was scared it would chase new friends away#since it cost me my old friend group#but like#I guess I am not immune to the charms of Tim Stoker#damn you Tim Stoker#a pox on your house#(said like that one Griffin McElroy line)#anyways#I’ll just lay here and look at fanart of my new blorbo#he’s gonna ruin my life#and I’ve already listened to the whole podcast#so the fact he’s gonna ruin my life after what happened in season 3 is astounding
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I posted 9,926 times in 2022
That's 4,726 more posts than 2021!
287 posts created (3%)
9,639 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@telltaletypist
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@catgirl-homicide
I tagged 1,649 of my posts in 2022
#homestuck - 54 posts
#spotify - 23 posts
#young wizards - 14 posts
#my face - 13 posts
#trans - 9 posts
#transgender - 9 posts
#oh - 9 posts
#girlslikeus - 9 posts
#my art - 8 posts
#youtube - 7 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#lmao it’s always funny when you’re about to tag someone in a post and then you scroll up and realize they’re who you’re reblogging it from
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Oh my god Gideon's response to Harrow telling her she has a job for her at the beginning of GtN is "the only job I'd do for you would be if you wanted someone to hold the sword as you fell on it."
Girl stop giving yourself foreshadowing don't you know you're in a tragedy.
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It's so strange realizing how different my relationship with how I look is now. I spent the first 24 years of my life constantly avoiding my own reflection and dodging any camera pointed my way. Even a year ago taking selfies felt completely alien. Now I stop to check my makeup or catch my reflection in a store window and I smile because for the first time in my life I actually see myself. Anyways that's a lot of navel gazing to say I took a cute picture of myself today.
431 notes - Posted June 15, 2022
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Wikihow articles really don’t quite fill the unhinged quality that made yahoo answers such great fodder for comedy on MBMBaM. I propose we find a way to forward anonymous tumblr asks to Griffin McElroy.
562 notes - Posted January 4, 2022
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The funny thing about comparing the young wizards books to Harry Potter is that not only did they come way before Harry Potter, not only is the prose massively more competent, not only does the author have morals she holds to - to the point of rewriting the entire ending of one of her books when she was told it was harmful, but she also outlasted the whole Harry Potter phenomenon and is still putting out new books that are actually good in the series. Literally a flawless victory on every front.
771 notes - Posted October 21, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I love when people compliment my outfit at work and I can say "thanks, my wife got it for me!" Cause so many old people just do not know how to respond to it. Half of them are visibly surprised but happy to see a gay in the wild and the other half I get to watch their brain short circuit as it goes "wife? But wait- girl? Lesbian? How?" And while they realize their smile is faltering and their homophobia is exposed I get to bask in the power of knowing I can get them banned from the farmers market if they say anything out of line. That $20 bag of cherries you're buying isn't the only fruit here and this one will ruin your entire summer without hesitation.
2,908 notes - Posted July 11, 2022
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
#huh#mildly annoyed by the top post of the year being THAT#at least next year i wont have any posts about my ex wife
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I need to wake up early tomorrow so I promised myself I would save the taz finale till tomorrow but I just finished the stolen century arc and I am fucking shaking I'm sobbing so much
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Me on Sir Fitzroy in the first half of the episode: Oh so he's THAT guy, gee idk if I can like him. He seems so stuck up, like a spoiled rich kid.
Me on Sir Fitzroy in the second half: Oh wait oh no his concerns are actually valid?? He's a victim of circumstance and everyone's just being a dick to him for no reason! I will now adopt him, the poor Twunk :(
#sir fitzroy maplecourt#griffin mcelroy#that was a fast turnaround of opinion let me tell you!!#seriously i didn't expect the whole sudden magic ruined my life angle#taz graduation
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Just caught up with the last episode of TAZ Amnesty and I'm crying
Griffin you've ruined my life, first with balance now amnesty.
You better keep it up you little shit.
#taz#taz amnesty#taz episode 36#the adventure zome amnesty#the adventure zone#mcelroys#griffin mcelroy#taz balance#ruined my life#podcast#maximumfun.org
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god screwed me over by making my brain like to mimic people
#currently? its griffin mcelroy#in a month? god who knows#i keep talking with the same diction he has and its ruining my life#a few weeks ago my brain sounded like taako
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how do i tell my dad that i know the song on the wings of love because of a youtube series about crashing cars in a video game
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if you havent listened to Amnesty yet: why? why are you depriving yourself? go listen now
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Me: (acting completely normal in all day to day activities and deemed socially acceptable)
My brain: "FANTASY COSTCO!!!-WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"
Me: *quietly and out loud*"..gotta deal for you"
#taz#taz balance#fantasy costco#seriously dan this has ruined my life#thanks for introducing me to taz#the adventure zone#griffin mcelroy#griffin makes such infectious catchy music#i love and hate him all at once
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griffin mcelroy created the most relatable and compelling villain of our generation, the embodiment of nihilism and the desire to burn the world in search of answers, and trusted his father to come up with a counter. the man delivered in an astoundingly simple but powerful way and this is a large part of what makes taz balance a great story. in this essay i will
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i feel like writing down media i’ve engaged with that’s brought me joy because i’m in that headspace right now. been working my fucking ass off on school work and need to think about things i like to spend time on because i like them.
- magnus archives: one of the most bone chilling and fantastically written stories i’ve ever experienced in my life. to a certain extent, tma changed my outlook on all media. i cannot overstate how much this show means to me, even if i don’t always display it.
- taz: just finished balance and i realized i had become so emotionally invested in these characters that i was genuinely grieved when i realized the balance arc was truly over (on to amnesty!). i also never had been touched by the catalogue of griffin mcelroy music and i am thoroughly enraptured by his talent. his music is mesmerizing.
- rqg: another fantastically written narrative/mystery. i envy alexander jalexander nalexander’s skill and deft hand when it comes to gming. i aspire to a tenth of his prowess.
- spn: …..go look at my other blog. is this exposing myself on main? idk.
- shades of magic: this series was my first experience with adult fiction, so while it’s a wonderful series on its own, personally it opened a door to a whole world of books i had no idea i could read
- first season of glee: i like to think i have no shame about my trash, but i do harbor a lil bit of shame with this one. eh. anyway, kurt’s character and, honestly, most of his arc up until (i think, i watched it too fast to be able to remember seasons) season 3 is really important to me. i don’t know, it just means a lot.
- come from away: no deep personal meaning, i just love this show.
- les miserables: see above.
- idk how: saw them recently bc of a friend and now i’m SUPER into their music. much enjoy.
- orville peck: this one does have some sentimentality. the schrodinger’s camp of his cowboy persona is something i find so beautiful it’s hard to describe. seeing him embody his character is something so awesome in the biblical sense when i think about it i have a hard time quantifying it to myself.
- fight club: i had already read quite a lot of adult fiction when i read fight club, but fight club presented a lot of ideas by working to its medium’s advantage (honestly, i’m amazed at how brilliant the movie did the same exact thing, playing to the advantage of film, due to the fact it was adapting material that played to the advantage of writing) and being an incredibly thoughtful, yet also aggressive piece of literature
- lisa: another one that blew my mind by presenting ideas that worked with the medium it was using to punch so much harder than it would have.
- skyrim: rpg video game trash. MY trash. the junk food of video games.
- folding ideas’ filmography: i love his humor and the way he covers media. 10/10
- undertale: i just recently played it because i’m a lazy shit who just never bothered to play. so it hasn’t had the chance for me to sit and ruminate in my thoughts about it. therefore, i don’t know if it belongs on this list with other things i’ve had time to marinate with. but i did recently play it and i did have a great experience playing it! the fingers in his ass meme fucking ruined my asgore boss fight. fuck you all.
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i cant believe griffin mcelroy made lup's weapon a fucking vore umbrella
#griffin 'i totally dont have a vore thing' mcelroy#i listened to the entirety of the stolen century and the 1st part of the finale yesterday#taz has ruined my life#also the main villain is called 'the hunger' 👀
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man straight people ruin everything I remember I was in speech class in college, so ya know, having the time of my life, and we had to write down a quote and then they would be shuffled and you would get a random quote and have to do an improv speech about what you *think* the meaning of the quote is with very little time and research and I did that griffin mcelroy quite from taz that was like "when someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. others are abrupt and unfair but most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy" and this man had the audacity to go up there and b like "uh it looks like griffin mcelroy is a podcaster???? So I think he's talking about like business opertunities??? Like when you miss an opportunity and you won't get another one that's like that good like I got a basketball scholarship-" like no honey I'm sorry it wasn't about basketball??????????
#taz#mcelroy#the straights#always gotta take away the foujd family troupe dont they#i mean i beleive tjay quote is about losing a loved one#i didnt think it was that deep just pepfound#and look u can interpret howevee u want#i guess basketball was important to this guy#but bruh#how did u miss this was about love#bruh#there waa also a guy who got my bfs quote about there are pigs of all colors#and he was like it probebly means anyone can b friends#we can all b friends#like honey#no#its about how anyone will put their status above their markers lmao#a black person will still b a cop#a gay person can still b racist#a woman can still be conservative or aganist abortion or whayver#like oh my gooooood#that was rough
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Happy birthday griffin McElroy you ruined my life with the taz balance arc so thanks I guess
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