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parkerthejester · 9 days
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nakajima gyattsushi
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parkerthejester · 9 days
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Finally sharing a piece of the sskk arranged marriage WIP I've been working on (I haven't touched it in months)
(AND YES THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED !!!!)
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parkerthejester · 11 days
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Yeah I like roleplay in the bedroom. thats when you put on like a big hat and say “verily” and shit right
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parkerthejester · 11 days
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My queen fret not. I have already had the laundry sent away, it cannot hurt you any longer
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parkerthejester · 12 days
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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this
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parkerthejester · 16 days
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I tell you only kissing the person I hate the most will cure me of my disease because I don’t want to tell you its true loves kiss but then we kiss and it works and now you’re avoiding me because you thought we just hated each other for the bit but now you think maybe I hated you for real this whole time
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parkerthejester · 19 days
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Anxiety is crazy its like; there are six bombs somewhere. Cant tell you where though. Secret
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parkerthejester · 23 days
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call me regressive i dont care:
any ship gets 100% more appealing when they never get together. star crossed lovers forever. basically if i cant relate them to a song written by pete wentz circa summer of 2005 i don't want much to do with them
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parkerthejester · 25 days
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i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!
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parkerthejester · 26 days
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'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright
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parkerthejester · 27 days
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Most important thing to remember when characterizing Atsushi is that he is, at his core, a kind person. The second is that he is a little bitch
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parkerthejester · 27 days
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Trying to figure out what the new boop thing was made me feel so old. All this new fangled technology. Trying to stay hip with the trends
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parkerthejester · 27 days
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Trying to figure out what the new boop thing was made me feel so old. All this new fangled technology. Trying to stay hip with the trends
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parkerthejester · 27 days
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Turn on booping so I can ruin you
What on EARTH does this mean. And how do i do that
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parkerthejester · 27 days
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They weren’t fighting over aphmau, they were in denial. WAKE UP!!
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parkerthejester · 30 days
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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parkerthejester · 1 month
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this is so sad. in the united states of america teenagers dont even have enough money for drugs. one like one prayer.
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