the truth behind cattle mutilation

Made some AI generated Hypnosis Microphone 4Chan Greentexts soo I’ll be posting them here and there, let’s start with Ichiro (used with OpenAI API).

Drive like a cunt yesterday

Drive like a cunt today

Drive like a cunt tomorrow

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Voice reenactments of greentexts are never good because the type of people brave enough to put their voices out to read a greentext to the world just don't have the severe autism required to understand the desperate pain that the people who wrote the greentexts were feeling about something so minorly embarrassing

what a fucking coward

For the record, if you want to see a specific greentext you can ask me for it. I can’t say I’ll succeed, there’s countless tales that showed up on one thread only and tracking them down can be a bitch, but if I recognise it I’ll give it a try

4chan Greentexts generated by an AI, featuring Samatoki!

Phish

This is high key a based take. Boymoders must be feminized by any means necessary.