everyone on twitter is redesigning the hazbin characters and i have only seen one design that is even close to capturing original alastors bastardity. you fools trying to make him follow design principles when his original design sends the message that he eats principles for breakfast.

i’m not missing this opportunity!!

on an unrelated note: is this 60fps or am i trippin? yeah no some things should stay at 30 or less but hey no one asked me.

i wanted to put Wally in my Barbie movie fit <3 he's gonna go watch it with his bestie

it backfired <3 poor thing's in a crisis

ranking da love interests on a scale of how unhinged theyd be if their beloved was made tranquil (they would all be maximum unhinged its just a matter of deciding what flavour)

devastating to go into the tag for an obscure vampire movie I've been quietly obsessed with for years to find mostly gifsets of minor characters (played by big-name actors) and review blogs saying they didn't like it :(

@ everyone who made a post saying "I liked it :)" I am blowing you a kiss. everyone who made a lovely gifset or photoset of the cinematography I am tipping my hat. that one poster that said "bro did y'all just miss the Entire Message about class and race or???" I am shaking your hand with enthusiasm there was SUCH a message about class and race

anyway everybody should watch Night Teeth and revel in glitzy flashy modern vampires in LA with me

thinking about when guts sent a bunch of his men directly into zodd's meat grinder without even knowing demons like him existed. and that moment after the fight where casca runs to griffith unconscious on the floor and tells guts it's all his fault. and the time gambino tells him he's bad luck and should have died instead. and about how he tells griffith he cares about his men, and how casca doesn't seem to see it. and the time guts is thinking about casca telling him it's all his fault (after he got griffith hurt) and then griffith comes to him and says (like it's nothing) do i need to give a reason every time i come to save you? or whatever. like he's worth it. like he's worth dying for, and like it can be a choice people make because they value you. like he's a good luck charm, like griffith needs him to reach his goals, his full potential. like griffith is not enough to make it without him. like griffith finds out when guts leaves. fuckin.g gnawing someone else's legs off because i still need mine to run into traffic

💢😡

Eddie worked so hard to make Hellfire a safe place and had such a nice moment in the book where he makes it a point to let Gareth know that he's always welcome there and I can't imagine the betrayal the corroded coffin guys must have felt at Lucas turning on them

So, I recently rewatched atsv (again) and it got me thinking:

What do you guys think Miguel calls Hobie?

Cause he only ever addresses him as "you" when talking to him once in the movie.

Somehow I feel like Miguel wouldn't call him Hobie, cause their relationship to each other seems kinda strained, and I don't really see Miguel wanting to cater to Hobie by calling him by his nickname (if we assume that Hobie is a nickname and his full name is Hobart like in the comics)

i go absolutely wild for genderbends in the right context. certain kinds of genderbends make me extremely happy. but the issue is that i'm also very picky so i will look at like 99% of genderbends and get mad at them bc they suck and are bad. but that last 1% which are actually good........ unbeatable. y’know. so i continue dredging through the crap because occasionally i find a diamond in there................

almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito

Hey smooches!

All the Arlecchino crumbs recently brought to mind an old idea of mine!

Just imagine papanella telling you that his coworkers are off limits, for your own safety of course.

But...who can help it when The 4th Harbinger, The Knave, comes along and practically sweeps you off your feet? Some sneaking around that cannot last long, because of papanella's info network, so you have to settle for fleeting moments that Arlecchino steals by sneaking into your room in papanella's estate.

Arlecchino cannot help but lure you into a wing of the palace on her rare stints back in Snezhnaya and crowding you against the wall to look down at you with her dark eyes...

She just can't help how her lips lower to yours in a moment of passion while a few fatui agents pass by, but they would never dare look twice...let alone say anything to a soul.

Papanella would eventually find out and...oh his fury and worry would cause quite the stir amongst the other Harbingers. So much so that, during one of their banquets, Childe brings up how he saw you writing a letter and how you seemed rather dazed while sliding it away into a drawer.

Childe doesn't exactly like Arlecchino, so he worries for your safety with one of the most unstable Harbingers.

That starts an argument with Capitano observing, he had been the one you confided in after all...

I am rambling but this idea is genuinely stuck in my brain!

Oh. OH. OH OH OH- I'M DISINTEGRATING. Papanella knows very well how... eccentric his co-workers can be and some of the malicious activities they're a part of, so he always resolves to keep you far away from them! He can't risk you getting caught in between one of them, who knows what these kinds of characters will have you doing? Too bad his words are falling on deaf ears the moment you caught eyes with Arlecchino :) The two of you sneaking off for some alone time 🤭 You two may only have a few moments before someone realizes both of you are gone but that only makes it feel all the more better. It's not that long but the way Arlecchino kisses you with such passion and possessiveness makes you feel like she's been here the whole time. You definitely make excuses to Papanella as to why you need to go to the orphanage every week...

Oh but i can't imagine the scolding you'd get from Papanella 😓 Childe ily but don't snitch on reader like that, Arlecchino treats you very well 😤 Arlecchino herself probably just straight up ignores his accusations and doesn't care though. Capitano, while a bit wary of her, just wants you to be happy. It'll take a while but Papanella come around and accept the Knave as your partner (eventually)

when people who have ‘i block liberally’ in their bios learn they actually have to block people & cultivate their own dash:

w/ how much you post bridget I just consider her like sol's adopted child ahfjdjdnf ~pumpkin anon

She might as well be lol I'll defend Bridget to the death. She's kind of in the upper-middle of my list of favorite GG characters but dude there's good trans rep in my favorite series??? I'm ride or die for that. Bridget forever 👍

probably the most Pathetic part of the sleep consult was when he was like "okay so we're mostly talking about hypersomnia here, but you mentioned some insomnia too??" and so i explained that sometimes i'm too dead tired to do anything but go to sleep, except that then i lay in bed trying to sleep for anywhere from 2 to 6 hours with nothing happening, and i don't get any more awake or refreshed during the process, and if i get up then i just want to go back to bed, and he was like, "okay. but you're also sleeping for 12 to 16 hours a day. so what's Most Likely here is that you're struggling to sleep because your body has maxed out its ability to sleep, not because of an insomniac condition keeping you awake"

and i was just.

"BUT. I'M TIREEEEEDDDDDDD"

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