If there’s any kind of food out there better than beef rendang, I’ve yet to find it.
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[IF YOU WANT A GOOD DINNER EVERY SINGLE TIME, CONSISTENCY, COME TO WILLIE BIRD'S. CAN YOU MAKE A TURKEY CALL? NOT TOO GOOD.]
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i think you people put too much pressure on what is or isnt a date like a date is literally just being together with the person you want to be with
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made my fajitas too spicy but my fucking god
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"You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person."
A dinner with candles and wine after 'lift home'?👀❤
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its interesting to me how self-deprecation neatly ties into making others feel bad. like. if you constantly assume that you’re stupid no matter how informed or skilled in a topic you might be, people who are a bit less learned or skilled than you might see how you, someone who is obviously skilled, talk down about yourself, and assume that if you think YOURE an idiot you must think theyre an even bigger idiot and lose confidence or find you intimidating as a result. its fucked up. and its part of why it can be so important to break out of cycles of self-hatred--not just for yourself, but for people around you
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-the bookshop-
aziraphale: *pacing*
crowley: *enters*
aziraphale, exasperated: where have you been?
crowley, confused: I thought you said-
aziraphale: I need your help
crowley, suspicious: okay…
aziraphale, wringing his hands: whilst you were gone, mr brown visited and he…well, he made it clear he wanted to…take me out on a date
crowley, bitter: I see
aziraphale, clears his throat: I, um, to get out of it I-I told him……..you’re my husband
crowley, raises his eyebrows: you did what?
aziraphale, flustered: I panicked! I didn’t know what else to say. he was rather persistent
crowley: so what…we have to act like we’re married around him?
aziraphale, dismissive: oh, I wouldn’t worry. I doubt he’ll be back anytime soon
mr brown, enters: hey mr fell-
aziraphale: *grabs crowley’s face and kisses him*
mr brown, coughs: err, sorry to interrupt…
aziraphale, lets crowley go: oh, sorry, mr brown, we didn’t see you there
mr brown, awkward: yeah just…forgot my hat
crowley, dazed: do you want to stay for dinner?
aziraphale, hisses: crowley!
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Good Omens, but it's just about this one couple who keep finding out that their table reservations at the Ritz are somehow canceled every time they show up because, unknown to them, a demon and an angel are using their powers on a whim to have their own date nights.
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you know that post that's like the best way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to suggest an even wilder conspiracy (ex. "did you know the moon landing was faked?" "you believe in the moon?")?
well that but with tim and bernard. every time bernard gets a little too close to the bat secret, tim suggests something insane and then goes to great lengths to find (or occasionally manufacture) evidence for his stupid theory.
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bernard: okay hear me out, what if the second robin came back to life and is now red hood
tim: okay but what if red hood is actually joker from a different dimension where he didn't go mad and his life of crime escalated?
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bernard: i think the youngest robin might actually be blood-related to batman
tim: maybe the youngest robin is a literal demon that batman summoned and bound to him
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sometimes he goes a little too deep down the rabbit hole and manages to convince himself of his theories. And, on one notable occasion, one of theories actually turned out to be true and helped solve a case.
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