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Scrolling down the blog of a mutual that hasn't been active for quite a while like visiting an old abandoned runned down house of a friend who moved away and you haven't talked to in a lifetime
#i mean ofc all my mutuals also counts as my friend#but this one person is one of the first friend I've ever made here#like. the first friend I talked to a lot on tumblr#missing Metal Reid hours#hope he's doing great. last time I heard he did got a bf#ight I'm starting to feel sad again hey google play know your rights#going to sleep now gnight yall#🅱️ramblings
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I love being your friend so much, you're one of the best and closest friends I've made on this app and the fact we probably wouldn't of ever met eachother unless you needed those reaction images makes me wonder. I'm so glad that we're friends Cresc
I know me saying that stuff showed who I was but <3/p
You're just so fucking cool and I'm so glad I get to talk and be friends with someone like you. Amazing to think about how a few months ago I was fucking scared of you because I saw you as a 'big account and now I can confidently say you're one of my best online friends that I've met through tumblr
Going to bed after I send this, so goodnight and sleep well <3/p
DHTISSGSTISOFHOFYDITSRA
EZRA YOU ASS I'M GOING TO CRY YOU'RE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS TOO
Gnight lmao
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writing a goodesco texting fic until i get too tired to write and give up
no literally that's the idea. it doesn't format well since it's tumblr and it won't be good but it will be goodesco so that's fun anyways here's a fic
I’m really bored, baby
that would be a fun text to get if it was meant for me
but i don’t think it was
who is this?
Oh. You’re right. I’m Bosco
hi bosco i’m gigi
Hey Gigi. I’m bored
…ok? cool? shouldn’t you text the person you were originally trying to reach about this
instead of me
This sounds much more fun tbh. And Daya’s probably out anyways
Please entertain me
i literally don’t know you. why would it be my obligation to entertain you
I said please
are you five?
So... wanna play 20 questions?
no
that’s boring
You’re boring. Checkmate bitch
why am i still talking to you if you’re just going to BULLY me like this
You love me <3
no <3
(But she did, or at least she would grow to love her in the future)
It’s hot out today
bosco
i played 20 questions with you last night how are you still bored
New day, new me
you’re stupid
You’re supposed to ask me how hot it is
…fine. how hot is it, bosco?
Hotter, now that you’re here
that would work better if you’d ever seen me before
i could be a robot for all you know
No robot would be named Gigi
bet
??????
(She wasn’t a robot, but she was looking forward to hearing from Bosco. For some reason.)
Gigi
Gigi
Hey Gigi
what
what do you want
Love <3
i’m leaving
No wait come back I’m joking
How are you?
i’m going out later, so i’m getting ready. pretty good i guess
you?
Going out? Do you have a boyfriend or something?
no boyfriend. no partner either, just some friends.
you didn’t answer the question
Better, now that I’m talking to you
rough day?
Yeah. Got misgendered a lot at work
shit. that sucks, i get it
what do you do for work?
Barista
hmmm you’re the only reason i’m alive
What’s your go-to?
Drink, I mean
iced chai latte with oatmilk
Gay
yes. i literally told you that during 20 questions
you asked if i was single in this conversation and i said “partner”
but no you’re right this is what makes me gay
Oatmilk doesn’t lie
I’ll make you one someday, if I haven’t already
I mean we have the same area code. We’re in the same city, after all
i’ll look for a barista named bosco, then
i expect only the finest iced chai latte with oatmilk
And you deserve it, princess
(She didn’t want to think about why she suddenly got so blushy. If you asked her, it was because she thought of something embarrassing. Definitely not because of the barista haunting her texts, of course not.)
hi bosco i’m tired
You texted first!
Hi, baby
hi
boscoooooo
i havent slept in like two days
Why??
idk didn’t feel like it
made a cute dress though. worth it maybe
I know it’s 3pm but please go get some sleep
ok gnight sco
see ya
Sleep well, baby
(She had dreams of coffee shops. She chose to ignore it)
#will i delete this at some point in the future? only time will tell#anyways here's this#bosco's blue. idk it made sense to my tired brain#goodesco#gi writing? it's more likely than you think#tumblr exclusive fic
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AHH OKAY its 1:30 -__-- !!!! idk howw i let myself stay up too late istg like. i am too easily distracted by stuff like. iv been fully aware for a while now that i need to sleep soon but i was somehow distracted by suddenly reading this tumblr comic and then by this fanmade tswift album with piano covers of different songs soo umm ya i am very easily ditracted and now it is verrry nearly 2am soo uhh !!!!!!! going to sleep now dfhdfgdf but before i do i really do just wanna say that i love you soso much mx i really do like you really are jsut such a wonderful friend like ur always so so understanding and kind and thoughtful of me and just make me feel so so cared for and loved and safe with you and ik that your always here for me and that really does just mean so so very much to me my beloved and i hope you know that i always always want to be here for you to in every way and be the best friend to you that i can because you really are just soso special and dear and important to me my love and such a wonderful person and i really do just love you so so so very much :'> i hope your days been good today and that you sleep well, ilusm <3 💞💗🍓🥐🍰🐸💌🌼💞✨
NO THATS SO VALID AND IM SO EASILY DISTRACTED TOO FRRRR like i wanted to go to sleep super early and its not super late yet but like. so so so so not early (12:30..) like susbsjsbsns but yeah you are such sucha. wonderful underatanding friend to me too and i am sooooo glad i can be the same to you as well like!! that makes me so happy that i can be that for you and make u feel that way and;;; i love you sm toooo💕💕🫶🏻 gnight!!💕💕🫶🏻💕💕
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ok i’m going to sleep now but congrats on the gender <333 i love how back in december we were already talking abr this and NOW bam bam bam . it’s like a gender reveal party except the colours glitch haha… GET IT . ok gn (u should go to sleep soon too and congrats again <3)
THANK U!!!!! GENDER REVEAL PARTY ON TUMBLR DOT COM…… GOOD FOR ME I THINK
gnight!!!! i will also sleep soon but. i’m not even in bed yet 🧎♀️
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#my art#oc: abraxis#monster#smoke#artists on tumblr#vince prime#i spent way too long on this#anyway i can't figure out how to texture things the way i want to so one day i'll have to figure it out#but for now im going to sleep gnight guys
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#so the answer to watching an episode or going to sleep was..#fuck around on tumblr for another hour#as usual#anyway gonna actually go to sleep now#gnight all!
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My bday and pride start on the same day - coincidence? i think not!
#pride#pride month#nonbinary#enby#trans#lgbtqai+ pride#hell yeah ik its like almost 3 here but i drew myself and thats a wholeass feat unto itself so im counting it as a bday gift#im so happy to be so proud now i used to do these edgyass identity drawings i think this is the first time ive drawn myself smiling#it feels nice#ik the colors are wonky btw tumblr oversaturates everything i post smh#anyways i hope everyons having a lovely pride month and i hope yall all have a nice night ^-^#aa its crazy how much my art has been improving lately sorry i was just looking over this again before i posted it and it just makes me so#excited like - im gonna be an artist someday!! its gonna be so cool! i cant wait#okay i should rly actually go to sleep gnight all
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If mermaids had lethal kisses.
Also it’s that time of year again feel free to send merm suggestions (going to be doing Mermay with a friend this year too!)
#mermay#artists on tumblr#mermaid#mermay 2018#going to start putting the year/date on posts#just so it's easier for me instead of digging through my own archive hahaha#BUT YEAH#SEND ME#MERM SUGGESTIONS IF YOU SO WISH#doing it with a friend this year : D#going to be alternating between picking a fish or something#so going to be pulling from tumblr requests haha#also this piece wasn't as...dark? horrory?#until like a couple of hours ago and the whole liquifying insides idea happened#painted that mural yesterday and it was fun but got super tired#and ended up sleeping for like three hours#and now you have a merm#anyways gnight#merfolk
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Favorite parts of Private Journal
Its my tumblr blog so here’s the parts of my own fic that actually made me lose my shit.
- DF: I can’t live like this; I’m just going to spend the rest of my miserable half life on this floor.
- Healing - Can take some hits and recover faster than a normal person. I hit Danny with a lawn chair a few times and he seemed alright after a minute.
- Stupid Veggie Girl (11:47 pm): You’re seriously going to use your first name for your secret identity?
- Advantages: Danny’s power, Fenton technology (affectionate), the best superhero back-up team ever, most everyone ignores us.
Disadvantages: Danny has no idea how to use his powers, Fenton technology (derogatory), we’re 14 and have no fighting experience, pretty much no support from anyone.
- I’m just minding my own business and he just flies in like “hey kid, do you mind if I kill and skin you?” and then doesn’t wait for an answer
- Enough bribery money to win me the Mayor’s seat next election
Sam- why??? Tucker- idk it happened in a dream once
- SINCE WHEN DO PICKLES FLY KYLE??
- Ghostbuster (10:42 am): [Photo: a clipping of billionaire, Vlad Masters from Rich, White Men Magazine as he toasts the camera with a glass of champagne. A curly mustache, an eye patch along with several blacked out teeth have been drawn on with a sharpie.]
- It has been _0_ days since Danny got his skinny ghost ass beaten to the ground
- (Video: Phantom has the front camera on while wearing a pink boa, neon green shutter glasses and a Burger King crown. He’s playfully jumping aggressively around the room to the opening of My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay (I Promise).
- [He’s wincing and trying to poke at his arm and both Sam and Tucker’s arm can be seen trying to slap him away.]
- Phantom sighs loudly and turns from the portal to look at Sam and Tucker with longing eyes. (just this image of Danny pouting at Tucker and Sam gets me)
- You (1:47 am): It’s almost 2 am my dude
You (1:47 am): Nows not the time for an existential crisis else I’ll finish what that portal started
Nearly Dead But Not Quite (1:48 am): yea ok that’s fair gnight
- (Video: It starts in a corner of Danny’s room. There’s a multi-colored strobe light going off and Carmaladansen is playing loudly in the background. Tucker can be heard snickering slightly and humming under his breath as he gently turns the camera until it’s focused on Phantom lying face down on the floor with a small puddle of unidentifiable liquid underneath him.)
- I won’t post the whole thing but the entirety of Danny being a cryptid on Sam’s YT acct and the ensuing text conversation had me cackling
- @Homie-boy: Fenton what ghost weed did u and phantom smoke and where can i get sum?
- (Snapchat Video: Sam has the front camera on, facing herself as she rolls her eyes. Her face is mostly cut off, the video instead focuses on Danny and Tucker in the background. Danny’s eyes are glowing a neon green and he’s gripping Tucker’s arms tightly and in the midst of an aggressive pat down. Text reads, Tucker wasn’t paying attention and almost wandered into traffic so Danny’s going to fuss over him for the next eternity.)
- Going Dead (10:13 pm): I do not control The Jazz
- > Spectraldaisy69 @dousedinhorror • February 9
Isn’t he like dead? Does the dead cancel out the gay?
- Casper High King @dashing_baxter • April 7
Asked if he was looking for a sidekick. Said over ‘his dead body’ but he’s already dead so I think I’m in!!!!!!
- O Danny Boi (3:06 pm): Everything in my life is bad
- Val the Ghost Slayer (3:08 pm): Then what the heck were they doing in there?
You (3:09 pm): Knife monopoly (that whole make out closet part just sent me)
- Ghost boy lays in streets for 15 min and cries??
- [Danny is floating face down in the pool behind him, unmoving. Text reads, the Team taking a well deserved break after an exhausting summer.]
@Shadesofgrey commented: omg is Danny ok????
- Jazz your bro looks like he’s gonna tear out that one percenter’s throat
- >Mayor Vlad Masters @amityparkmayor • September 13
DANIEL YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT IS NOT THE CASE. I AM REPORTING THIS DISRESPECT TO YOUR MOTHER POST HASTE.
- >Gentry @cheshirecatchild • September 13
You know @Spaceace04 has a point and the biblical Daniel was a prophet so like...
- You (12:39 pm): :sleeping emoji:
Fruitloop (12:39 pm): DANIEL YOUR HAUNT (for reasons I cant explain I think this is my favorite. Every time I think of Vlad’s VA saying this I almost cry laughing)
- Snapchat video: Danny Phantom and Danny Phantom stand in an alleyway. One is pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance. The other stares at the camera with confused, suspicious red eyes. Tucker: Whenever you’re ready gentleghosts. The Phantoms look at each other and sigh before pointing at each other. Tucker can be heard giggling. Phantom: Thanks for humoring him, Amorpho now get out of here.)
@JasmineFenton16 commented: I’m afraid I don’t understand, what’s this referencing?
@TechMaster replied: Oh you sweet summer child
@JasmineFenton16 replied: But it’s fall?
Not direct quotes but just things in general
* Danny repeatedly saying he doesn’t have an obsession and him constantly bring corrected
* Tucker going the entire damn fic not realizing he’d forgotten to make his private journal entries private until its pointed out near the end. That’s what you get for turning what was intended to be a private journal a sharable document.
* Danny/Vlad being intensely creepy/not human in public and everyone just being like..... alright then
#im going through doing minor edits I missed last night and damn I had fun with these#more than I should have#it probably shouldnt be so long but my fic babey#also Private Journal is what its been named in docs for the majority of the time so its kind of what I call it
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should be brushing my teeth should be packing my bag should be revising should be sleeping but who needs that when they have harry potter amirite
#shjdje i want to finish it so badly#im twenty years late whoops#i need sleep#i also need to go pee real bad#ok sonim on tumblr instead of reading as of the last few minutes but that dont count#good night#harry potter#potter#reading#ok im done tagging lame tags now#gnight
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OKAY ITS FUKCINH 2:30 !!!! OMFGG !! why do i do this to myself dfghdf i cld have gone to bed. not at a reasonable time but earlier than this FGDFHDF but i didnt bc i wanted to stay up sending u asks but also i should have just SENT U ASKS EALIER INSTEAD OF SCROLLING TUMBLR FOR HOURSS !!! sorry i just have. a very very silly brain omfg !!! soo im going to go to sleep NOW soo this will be. very very short lol sorry but before i do i do jsut really wanna say that i really really do just love you sos much deaerest you really do just being soso much joy and light and happiness into my life just knowing you love like youre a such an incredible friend ue so kind and caring anf thoguhtful and sweet and good to me and just amke me feel soso loved and cared for and safe and warm with you dearest and ihope you know that just you are such a wonderful part of my life like u bring em so much happiness just by being yo becuase you really are just soso wonderful and i hope you know that you really do just mean everything to me and i really do jsut love you soso much deaerst :'>i hope ur days been good, ilysm gnight !!! 💕💗🐞🦋🥭🌷��💌💗✨✨✨✨
as someone who thought it was like 10pm until i looked at the clock and realized its almost midnight and i had rlly just been scrolling tumblr. i very much understand UABHABAJ and i hope that u can still get some good sleep in and !!!!!! ahhhh you are soososooooooo wonderful as well my beloved you rlly are and bring smmmm joy and light to my life as wellll and are just an amazing amazing friend and i feel sooo warm and at home with you and i am just sooo glad i can be a good friend to u too and !!! i love you sosososoo much toooooo have a goodnighttttt flappy mwah<333333
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weekends like this i wish they wouldnt have to end
its always a good weekend when we can get all the hommies together in one place
on friday went to the gym after work, got a pretty good lift in.
went home and made dinner
chiled for a bit and then arvin and cody came through
later that night we went to jkogi and i got some wangs
after we watched kung foo hustle, its been a minute since ive watched it.
we then all just crashed after
saturday, began the day getting a haircut
ive said it before, but its always nice getting cut and catching up with my barber.
its dope that my barber is basically a hommie now
after went home hung out for a bit before we met up with the hommies for lunch.
we went to secret sandwhich society. it was pretty good.
i love trying new spots in RVA because theres so much here.
i had a few beers and got a little buzzed lol
after we ate we went bakc to the house a pregamed a little for the CN lol
culture night was pretty dope
it was nice seeing culture night without knowing anything about it
it was nice seeing a bunch of hommies i havnt seen in awhile
after CN we grabbed some pizza and went back home to get ready for the nights festivities.
we pregamed a bit before we went out
sylven came through and we had back to back shots until we left
DT was chill just being out with friends and shit
it was a hela long night
after multiple lyft rides we eventually got some food at wawa
ive been getting into the habit of just buying people food/drinks
i dont regret it, but like i kinda wish that i didnt do it sometimes so i woudl have more money for things lol
but its all good
we didnt go to sleep until like 5 am
woke up today hurt af lol
we didnt do anything until like 3.
we went to pho, and ice cream
and then we just spent the the rest of the time hanging out at the apartment
im hype to have free weekends for the next 2-3 weeks
i deff need to have a little time off drinking afer the past 2 weekends
probably wont drink again until grad weekend
but yeah man. im actually hella tired rn.
another long week ahead of me.
but yahh
gnight tumblr. until the next.
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Anxiety Shit N Stuff, Hell Yea
Hello tumblr friends, it’s time for a rant that has zero context in how it started but I was sad and crying this morning so let’s jump right in!
I wish people understood how genuinely nightmare-ish anxiety can be. Like yeah, I’m a lil anxious all the time. That’s true, and it’s something I can deal with (with the help of my medication). But what so many don’t understand are the side effects that are lesser known - waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, bawling your eyes out because you believe you’re going to die. Second guessing every text you send and laughing about it online, and then not being able to hold down food because you’re so terrified that what you said was wrong. Giggling with your friends, but secretly wanting nothing more than to go home and contemplate whether you felt much at all, or if you were a liar and an awful friend. I hate it, so so much. I don’t want to overthink everything. I wish my mind would stop racing. I just want it all to end, the thoughts, the second guesses.
I don’t say any of this because I want advice; I feel like I’ve tried everything at this point. I’ve been to therapy, and I’m still going. I take more than four pills a day. I’ve tried meditation, tea, religion, and metaphysical healing gems etc (not to say those don’t work for people - do what y’all want, it just personally did nothing for me). I wish there was a cure all, I really do. And if advice is given, I’ll still take it. I haven’t completely given up yet. But it’s been twenty years, and everyday I can’t live without worrying my life is ending. At least once daily I think, “oh, is today the day I die?” and it doesn’t frighten me anymore. Yet, what gets me crying is that I don’t WANT to die. I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed. I’m just so fucking scared all the time, man. Of everything. Even my closest friends, and acquaintances, and people I logically know who love me. It doesn’t matter how much logic is used, my brain can’t get around it. It feels as if there’s an invisible barrier between my logical thoughts and mental health, which aren’t connecting at all. It makes me feel like an idiot sometimes.
So, idk. In conclusion I just wish I could be genuinely happy. I’m always laughing, and I meme a lot. I do like joking around, really! But for every joke I make, I wonder if I was funny enough. If my friends will get tired of me someday. For each smile I have, I feel like a liar. I’m not sad, really... I just feel like I’m betraying everyone. I physically cannot show this side of me to people - I start laughing, or something. I just can’t. Seriously, my voice or brain just stops me from being serious when this topic is broached. So the only way I can truly be myself is through writing - which, thank GOD I enjoy doing, or I’d be in a helluva rut right now. I just don’t wanna be that person who’s always begging for encouragement. I don’t wanna be annoying. I KNOW people have found me aggravating, and I don’t want to be that anymore...
I don’t really expect many to read this, and honestly I don’t WANT my friends to read this. It’s just a rant, but something about posting it publicly makes me feel a bit better. I know there’s other anxiety-ridden folk out there, and maybe reading this will make y’all feel less alone. I know I’m not alone in this. That’s one of the only things that makes me feel better.
I also know logically, I AM enough. I’m not as flawed as I think I am. I AM funny, at least to some. I just want to punch my brain - and by punch, I mean slam it into a spiked wall with a battering ram.
Aughhhh.
I’m gonna go back to sleep. This is some real bullshit, you guys. At least dreaming n sleeping is fun! RIP. Time for the sweet release of unconscious bliss. If any of my old mutuals do read this, thank you! You don’t need to say anything, honestly I don’t want that. Yet if anyone read this far, it means the world. Thank you genuinely, so much.
Love y’all, and gnight!
#anxiety#mental health#depression#mental illness#OCD#SSRI#rant#vent#im gay#sad stuff#big sad#anxious#mental support
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hey nerd
bill added stan, richie, eddie, mike, ben, and bev to The Losers Squad™
bill: Hello, I’ve Gathered You All Here In One Place Because
bill: oh god that’s gonna get annoying never mind
bill: i’m sick of the fact that we keep just watching stuff on rabb.it together and clogging up the notes on random people’s posts and somehow trying to like. all talk over tumblr messages and peach when we could just have a group chat, so here we are, in a group chat
richie: those people should be goddamn grateful to be witness to our conversations billiam i don’t know what you’re talking about
stan: Richie nobody’s that grateful for your jokes, I promise
richie: they’re just lost on you guys, they’re better in person
stan: Somehow I Doubt This
richie: where’s eddie, eddie would defend me
eddie: why do you think i would defend you
richie: :^(
eddie: your nose doesn’t even look like that, it’d be more like a little sideways L
richie: why am i friends with you guys
ben: because you love us!
richie: benothy please i have an image to maintain here
eddie: richie nobody likes your dumb nicknames
mike: eddie i’m pretty sure you’re the only one that really minds
richie: see? micycle’s got my back! and you love it eddie spaghetti, don’t lie to me
mike: you know what i changed my mind, he’s right richie, no one likes your nicknames
richie: i can’t believe i’m being bullied in this group chat, stop the bullying 2k17
bev: i don’t even know why i’m here except to watch you all make idiots out of yourselves
stan: isn’t that all you ever really do bev?
bev: tru
bev: that and be gay on the internet, those are really my two pasttimes
eddie: oh mood
richie: mood
bill: what a great day to remember no one in this group chat is straight
richie: straight people are fake bill, we all know, they’re just a conspiracy made up by the government
ben: i think i knew a straight guy once, he was in my math class
richie: fake news ben! don’t lie to the people like this
stan: Why am I not surprised Richie talks more in this group chat than anyone
richie: what can i say, it’s a gift
richie: maybe all you nerds just type slow did you ever think of that
eddie: richie you wear glasses that look you bought them in 1989, where the fuck do you get off calling the rest of us nerds
richie: and you wear short shorts, what does this have to do with anything
eddie: i truly hate you
richie: love you too eddie spaghetti
stan: Don’t you two have your own texts for this
eddie: if by that you mean “do we have a whatsapp chat for just the two of us where richie just sends me annoying voice messages where he practices his accents,” then yes, technically
richie: that’s not the only thing in our whatsapp staniel don’t let him lie to you
stan: Oh god the nicknames are back, time for me to mute
ben: stan wait!
ben: goodnight <3
stan: yeah, alright, goodnight guys
mike: goodnight stan!
richie: have good sleep staniel
eddie: night, stan!
bill: goodnight stan <3
bev: gnight stan!
richie: so now what
mike: i should probably go to bed, too, i’ve gotta be up early to help my grandfather with the farm stuff like always. i had fun tonight, though, watching stuff with you guys! and thanks for starting this group chat, bill, this was a sweet idea
bill: aw thanks mike <3
richie: mike you’re too good for us why are you even here
mike: because you’re my friends, loser
richie: sounds fake
mike: shut up and go to bed richie
richie: i never sleep, i don’t know what you’re talking about micycle
mike: you’ve gotta stop.
bev: oh punctuation, that’s some serious shit you’ve gotten yourself into richie
mike: with that parting shot, i really do need to go. goodnight guys, talk to you tomorrow
ben: goodnight mike! <3
bill: goodnight mike
bev: gnight!
eddie: night!
richie: we literally just did this i cannot keep doing this, there’s too many of us
richie: but also wow we’re dropping like flies who’s next
eddie: as the only one left on the east coast i feel like it should be me, but we all know it won’t be
richie: why’s that eds
eddie: fuck off that’s why
bill: if i didn’t know any better i’d have no clue why you guys were friends
eddie: i don’t even know why we’re friends
richie: eddie baby you don’t mean that
eddie: richie don’t start
bev: i’m starting to feel a little out of place in this group chat
eddie: bev :(
richie: bev no we love you
bev: i’m 100% kidding i just like to give you guys shit
richie: bev you’re not allowed to be funnier than me
ben: richie bev’s always funnier than you
richie: Benothy Please I Thought I Could Trust You
ben: you can trust me, but bev’s funnier
bev: wow ben’s savage
richie: you mean he’s ben savage
bill: richie that was the worst joke you’ve ever made
eddie: bill you took the words right out of my mouth
richie: maybe I’LL go to bed, huh? then what’ll you guys do?
eddie: have some peace?
richie: fine okay maybe i will shut up then
bill: i actually should probably be going to bed, too, i have to get georgie up in the morning and stuff
bill: i’ll talk to you guys tomorrow night
eddie: talk to you tomorrow bill! tell georgie hi
bill: i always do
bev: tell your brother he’s the cutest kid in the world
bill: i also always do. anything else?
ben: no just goodnight and tell him hi from everyone not just eddie!
bill: alright, goodnight guys
ben: goodnight!
bev: gnight
eddie: night!
eddie: wait did richie actually leave
bev: i mean it seems like it he’s not saying anything
eddie: oh god dammit
ben: i think since we’re all kind of leaving i’m gonna go to bed
bev: yeah i may as well
eddie: okay, goodnight guys, i’ll talk to you tomorrow
ben: goodnight eddie!
who you gonna call? (richie and eddie)
eddie: richie where the fuck did you go
eddie: richie come on
eddie: we were kidding. i mean i was kidding. i’m always kidding
eddie: oh god you’re probably just in the shower and you’re gonna make fun of me for the next decade i hate you so much
richie: eddie i was gone for like ten minutes
eddie: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY UPSET DIPSHIT
eddie: i don’t know i was afraid you had a bad day and i was being too mean or something
richie: eds i knew you were kidding
eddie: shut up don’t call me that
richie: you’re so cute
eddie: you’re so dumb
eddie: did i mention i hate you
richie: no you don’t
eddie: no i don’t. but if you screenshot this i’ll come to your home and kill you i know where you live
richie: you never follow through on that
eddie: Someday Tozier
richie: that’s what you always say
eddie: are you gonna send me a voice message you haven’t sent one today
richie: are you asking me to send you a voice message
eddie: oh my god no i am not, you just always do
richie: yeah alright
richie: [1:32] Okay so I’m working on my Donald Duck impression what do you think? [1 full minute of indecipherable quacking noises] Am I a real internet voice actor yet? You think I can start doing like dramatic readings and impressions? Should I sing something in Donald’s voice? That’s how all the big like tumblr voice people do it right they take like voice requests. Do you have any requests?
eddie: my request is that you stop, that was terrible. that was like the worst one you’ve ever done, i could not tell at all what you were saying
richie: i mean nobody can tell what donald duck’s saying either
eddie: okay you’re not wrong but also i hate you
eddie: donald duck isn’t even relevant anymore
richie: kingdom hearts, dude!
eddie: i mean technically yes, but everyone hates him, so
richie: he’s useless, you’re right
eddie: richie i know i’m right i’ve played kingdom hearts
richie: i mean thank god because otherwise i’d have to disown you
eddie: you should go to bed
richie: i should go to bed??? YOU should go to bed dipshit it’s like 4 am where you live
eddie: yeah but. i don’t want to
richie: oh. are you having those nightmares again?
eddie: sort of, yeah.
richie: like the ones you told me about
eddie: yeah
richie: i’m sorry eds. i wish there was something i could do
eddie: i mean this helps. just. i don’t know talking helps. thanks for staying up
richie: i mean it’s not that late for me it’s only like 1 here, that’s nothing for me
eddie: why do you live literally all the way on the other side of the country
richie: i don’t know because distance is fucking evil
eddie: yeah true
eddie: i’m probably gonna like pass out soon i should go
eddie: goodnight richie. love you
richie: yeah, love you too eds. try and get some sleep. text me tomorrow if you need
eddie: yeah of course <3 thanks again
richie: no problem
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Oof I don’t like to offend people and I know tumblr is the place to get killed over any wrong phrase, but I like to joke about killing myself and I do it alot. I make racist jokes all the time. Y’know all too well those who make school shooter memes and pedophilic jokes. Sometimes that’s just a way to cope I guess. For me, I’ve dealt with thoughts of suicide, I dealt with situations that make me fear going to school or a certain relative’s house. The way I cope is by making satire jokes and making fun of those situations, It’s not that I think their okay, because they’re not, but I find it easier to just disregard their morbid integrity through jokes than sulking about them because it makes it seem more normal. Normal isn’t always good, but at least I’m not out here hating everyone and everything anytime I have to socialize. All of this probably makes no sense because I’m legit just writing down whatever comes to mind and my fingers just seem to be moving along with it. I had two cups of coffee tonight because I have a two part novel project due tomorrow morning that I havent even started on because Im stupid and all i know how to do is procrastinate, I mean I could yknow use my time that ive wasted writing all of this into actually working on my project but i just have so many things running through my head that ive just disregarded correct grammar and punctuation. Im trying my best on spelling right now and trying not to abbreviate. is that how you spell it? I dont know and i dont care at this point. I honestly doubt that anyone’s gonna read this, much less read this all the way. Im sure a lot of these people have way better things to do like fap to their furry porn or something lmao im done i need to sleep. too bad i cant because im hella retarded and decided it was a good idea to basically pump caffeine into my bloodstream. there was barely any creamer too so my coffee was kinda bitter. still good tho. im not even sure if it was ok to have any dairy because i ate shrimp earlier and like my mom has this dumb superstition that if you drink milk or anything dairy after or before eating shrimp, your stomach will hurt or something. What Im thinking tho is that ive seen some people make some weird dishes using like cream and shrimp or whatever and thats totally ok but like you cant eat some hawaiian shrimp and then have a glass of milk and a bread afterwards cus youll potentially be shitting all night. Oh fuck idek how long ive been writing but im starting to lose feeling in my right arm. only my hands have been moving and Im not sure if thats healthy but oof thats whats happening. OOOOOOf i dont know what im saying anymore please kill me and put me out of my misery. if i stop writing for even two seconds i feel the need to stand up and run around and i dont think thats a good thing. i dont think ive ever typed this long without a break not even on school assignments or essays. im not even thinking about what im saying unlike if i were in an essay id have to stop every two seconds to think about what im writing and going back to fix every gramatical error and oof that just seems like too much work., should i post this ?? maybe not maybe idk will this confuse people? will i get hundreds of notes from similar depressed teens all saying “same” in contributions to my post? maybe maybe not. decisions decisions im probably gonna shoot myself after this i dont know im battling with all my emotions rn and im honestly so conflicted its like my brain is having a little conversation with itself on whether it wants to let my logicality or emotions take over my thoughts and then some anxiety is there too so like oooof i d ont know anymore kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me i almost wrote jill me and that would have been extremely sad or extremely funny there is no in between damnit ok im going numb in my right pinkie i think this is a sign to stop typing so thats what im gonna do. uhhh gnight tumblr and whoever reads this congrats to you and if u got any hate to say go on it only feeds my depression and satirical humor even more. i love you stay safe make sure you go pee before you trick or treat and eat all the razor blades byeeee!!!!@~!111
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