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seokjinsonlyone · 10 months

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Idk if you’ve been asked this before but what is your favorite song from each members solo projects so far? Lol the astronaut is the exception 😂

omg!!! we must have some sort of connection bc i was just thinking about this earlier and i'm gonna assume this is in our hiatus era bc the rapline just has so much history it'd be impossible to pick just one LOL so imma go in chronological order of when it was released!!

for hobi it's safety zone like that song just really hold a special place in my heart like the sound of it is soooooo i can't even describe arson is a close second tho

for joonie it's closer hands down when i first heard that track i literally started vibrating on the frequency of bees

for mini it's it's actually hard to pick but his lil ep hit so freaking hard and was so unexpected for me and listen i am not really a lyric girly like i will listen to a song in english mind you could know all the words and sing it but not really pay attention to what it's saying at all like there's this one song i love and i swore by that song listened to it on repeat for hours wanted it played at my wedding that's never gonna happen and everything and like a year later i realized it was a breakup song all this to say that the english version of like crazy makes me soooo insane specifically the line "emotions on ice" like that one line right there changed the trajectory of my life BUT THEN there's alone and like i said NOT really a lyric girly so the way that this song sounds and just the composition is SOOO clever like in the chorus part where he's like "day and night fall" and when he says fall there's that voice effect that literally drops and the overlapping "mayday, get me out of here" that's literally a cry for help like that is so freaking genius and caught me from the beginning and it's just so it's a song i really like to listen to even tho it's really sad LOL BUT THEN there's set me free pt 2 which i realize now i could've just led with bc it really does have both those elements like it has that sound that makes me vibrate and the lyrics that alter my brain chemistry (especially when he's like raise your hands for the past me i'm just head in hands about that line AMONGST MANY OTHER PARTS) AND THE PERFORMANCE MY GOD i don't even know where to start talking about that one so i won't so let's just say set me free pt 2 is king for me

for yoongi i literally decided on my way into the house after getting off from work that dday was my favorite from the album like i was going back and forth between dday and sdl and decided that what takes sdl to the top for me is adora's adlibs like she really snapped but if i was picking my fav from yoongi bc of yoongi it's dday like y'all don't understand the way i be blasting that song everyday on my way to work it be like 5am and i'm in the car volume turned all the way up talm bout time for some paycheck and i'm riding downtown 😭 it's become my ultimate hype song me thinks

and i know my seokjinnie only has the astronaut but it's SO good like "when i'm with you there is no one else and i get heaven to myself" is such a wonderful and lovely line and when he starts belting about how much he loves me god my heart is so full i am at peak military wife whenever it comes on

and the babies haven't released anything yet but i will use this opportunity to say that i am forever changed by taehyung's jazz covers like that festa video that dropped had me listening to jazz for the rest of the week and like you can tell how much he has improved as a singer his voice is just like honey and i gulped it down with a cup of tea fr like i've probably watched it five times by now i love it so much and for jk can i just say that i miss when he was in his silk sonic phase like i was literally screen recording that one live when he covered leave the door open for the first time honestly i have most of that concert screen recorded LOL like baepsae hip thrusts and all but i think of all the songs jk has covered and my god there has been plenty his cover of leave the door open is my favorite and i'd like to hear more of him with that sound there's also this one other song he covered once it was during one of his morning lives it was a korean song and he was imitating the singer but i have no idea of the artist or the song but just know that there's a section in my brain that holds that one specific cover dearly

i have no idea how this got to be so long i didn't expect to have this much to say on this topic BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING

#ask #I LOVE TALKING ABOUT BTS' MUSIC MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD TALK TO ME ABOUT THEIR SONGS #BC NOW THAT IM THINKING ABOUT IT I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON SO MANY SONGS I ALWAYS DO #i engage myself in one sided bts song discussions like once a month actually and that's just up here #my head go crazy #ANYWAY #i added a cut so as not to clog up anyone's dash

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monoghosttv · 1 year

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Going back to school tomorrow and i feel sooooo insane, all i want to do is write damnation, draw and sleep, and i cant sleep enough if i wake up every morning at 5am, girlie help

#txt #lets see if i have the willpower to wake up at 5 tomorrow

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soggypotatoes · 2 years

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ok ok im leaving hospital on monday but now im. now im very very anxious about leaving

like. not only do i have access to all sorts of unhealthy coping mechanisms at home. i dont have anyone giving my meds to me at set times??? also im gonna have no sleeping meds bc the only ones that work rn are hella addictive and he said hes only gonna let me have like 4 after i leave???? so im gonna end up not sleeping, losing my whole routine, fighting off dastardly urges all day and night, having to cook and clean and walk dog and pack and PACK and make DECISIONS ..........

i mean yes i will have good shower. and friends. and dolg. and mum visiting most days. ill have help.

BUT WHAT DO I DO WITHOUT THE SWEET CLEANING LADY WHO CHIRPS AS SHE COMES IN AND DOESNT JUDGE ME FOR THE HORRIBLE MESS AND JUST SWEEPS AROUJJND ME AND TALKS ABOUT BLUEY

AND THE SWEET GAY NURSE ON NIGHT SHIFT IM IN LOVE WITH WHO BRINGS ME MY ZOLPIDEM AN D TREATED MY SELF HARM THAT ONE TIME SO GENTLY AT 5AM AND CALLS ME DARLING AND TAKES MY PHONE AWWAY BC HES A TIKTOK GIRLIE AND KNOW S WHAT ITS LIKE TO SPEND 8 HOURS ON TIKTOK INSTEAD OF SLEEPING

AND THE NURSE IM IN LOVE WITH WHO TRIES TO GET ME UP AND GET ME EATING FOO D AND WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT UP BY MYSELF AT 8330 THIS MORNING AND LIT4ERLALY JUMPED FOR JOY WHEN I SAID I SCHEDULED AN APPT IVE BEEN PUTTING OFF FOR A YEAR AND A HALF AND WHO THELPS ME CLEAN MY ROOM AND DOESNT JUDGE ME FOR MY MANY CUPS JUST FILED WITH SUNFLOWER SHELLS

AND THE SWEET NURSE ALSO WHO FOUND ME ON THE FLOOR AND FOUND OUT I HADNT EATEN IN A FEW DAYS AND SCOOPED ME UP AND TOOK ME TO A TABLE OUTSIDE THAT UR NOT MEANT TO BE ALLOWED AT AND PUT AN INSIDE CHAIR THERE SO I COULD SIT AND BROUGHT ME BACK LIKE EVERY FLAOURR OF YOGHURT AND FRUIT AND OPENED THEM FOR ME TO MAKE SURE ID EAT IT

AND THE NURSE THAT ALWAYS SHOWS ME FUNNY EDITS OF HER DOGS SINGING SONGS AND ALWAYS ASKS WHEN REGGIES NEXT VISITING AND BRINGS FOOD TO MY ROOM WHEN I CANT LEAVE

AND LINDA WHO I ASKED HER TO BRING BEDSHEETS CAUSE I HAD BEEN SLEEPING ON APPLE JUICE FOR 5 DAYS AND SHE WAS LIKE ‘ITS OK IT HAPPENS’ AND CHANGED THE SHEETS FOR ME AND SHOWED ME WHAT SHE WAS DOING SO I COULD LEARN HOW TO DO IT MYSELF (theres a lot of layers due to hygiene) AND STOOD BY ME MAKING SURE I PUT AWAY ALL OF MY CLEAN CLOTHES FOR THE FIRST TIME I GOT HERE 2 MONTHS AGO

AND THE OTHER PATIENTS HERE WHO ARE DELIGHTFUL, ONE SLID A BEAUTIFUL COLOURING PAGE OF THE FIRST LETTER OF MY NAME THAT SHE DREW AND SHE SLID IT UNDER MY DOOR ?????/ AND SHES SO NICE AND THE GUY I PLAYED CHESS WITH AND THE OTHER GUY AND THE GIRL I WAS TALKING TO,,, AND THE ONE WHO GOES ON WALKS WITH ME AND HAS REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC CONVERSATIONS AND STUFF

YEAH SHE SHOWERS HERE SUCK BUT WHEEEERRE ARE THEY ALL GONNA BE ITS JUST GONNA BE ME ??? ALONE??????????? AT HOME WITH ALL MY RAZORS AND WEED AND SHIT AND N0B0DY TO TALK ME THROUGH THINGS??????? NO PSYCHIATRIST 3X A WEEK, NO GROUP THERAPIST CHECKING IN ON ME ONE ON ONE TWICE A WEEK.... i will have my psychologist bUT SHES GOING AWAY FOR 3 WEEKS SOON she did offer to see me once during that but OMG

i have a lot of people with me here, i have plenty of beautiful friends offering to help, my mums gonna help too... im just scared. mostly about the sleep thing, i knowwww im gonna stop sleeping and this schedule ive managed to cultivate for the first time in ever will be fucked. like, ive been sleeping at midnight, getting up at 8:30, it’s insane!!! i do nap a bit after cause my brain is so stressed and overwhelmed and tiiiired but it’s something!! i really want to try to hold onto this i really hope i have the strength. please, please have the strength to get up, please, even if you literally want to die. and take your meds every night and get off your phone even if it’s so so scary and you don’t know what to do without it. PLEEEEEEEEASE MAKE THIS WORKKKKK

#ed mumbles #and then i am plunged into intensive emdr hospital stay for 4 weeks #thatll beeee SOMETHING #sorry this is so long the ambien kicked in

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magiaveneno · 2 years

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usamerican concerts look so awkward help 😭 i feel so bad for the artists

#europeans aren't safe either btw they have shitty crowds as well #i see these girlies on twt wearing dresses and heels and with elaborate makeup looks like. they wouldn't survive a concert here #first time i went to the pit i lost one of my shoes and ruined my clothes #getting home at like 5am with a sore throat and sore muscles #still high on the sound of the drums #it's insane and it'll never compare to whatever the fuck gringos consider a concert #and with that im going to sleep <3

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fatui-gf · 3 years

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Childe x Dom!Reader

this work will contain femdom, slight bdsm, bondage, light degradation and overstimulation, so if you're uncomfortable with any of these, don't read!

the reader IS NOT Lumine or Aether, they are an adventurer from the guild but have no relation to the protagonists of the game, they are over the age of 18

Everyone knew Childe as somewhat of an unpredictable and dangerous man. He was quite the problem childe, easily ending up in fights, getting a kick from danger. That's what really got him excited, the uncertainty if he'll even make it alive. Always ignoring all of this pain, sometimes even enjoying it which he wouldn't like to admit.

But he felt something special, something more while fighting with you. There was something so alluring about the way you would move and gracefully use your weapon of choice while still remaining gentle about it. He could see that you never wanted to hurt him, even though you knew he was trouble and a fatui, not the guy to be trusted.

As the days went by, you've developed an interesting relationship. Childe would surprise you when he got the time, taking you out to eat or just have fun in the city, always being the one to pay for everything, of course. Gods, this man loves spoiling you.

Slowly, this turned into a friendship but you wondered if this could turn into something more. He would sometimes make dirty jokes or some suggestive remarks but never something that would make you sure that he's into you. He looked like a player after all, he was quite hard to decypher.

This day, you were in your apartment in Liyue, you've just finished cleaning yourself up after getting done with the commissions for the day when you saw a familiar man's face looking at you through the window, standing on your balcony as if this was normal behavior.

As soon as he saw you, he started tapping on the glass, wanting to be let in. You sighed and opened the balcony door. He just laughed nonchalantly

"Hey girlie, long time no see" he said with a smile on his face.

You wanted to ask how he got up there but then realized that it might be better not to. You shot him a small warm smile.

"Are you bored again or injured from. a battle?" you asked.

He laughed "Not this time, I wanted to be better and was more careful this time, for you. But I can see that you like acting as my little nurse though, huh? Do you really love me this much?" he giggled softly, teasing you.

You felt warmth on your cheeks. Again not being obvious, this man... Trying to hide your initial response, you just rolled your eyes and sat on the bed. He followed, still not taking his gaze off of you. He rested his hand against his cheek with a grin. He looked so adorable, it was hard to believe that he was a fatui harbinger.

"You know, I've been thinking a lot about you lately. You have no idea how much I've dreamed about those hands of yours around my... I meant to say, your hands intertwined with mine"

Wow, was he bold. You didn't know how to interpret this but you've had enough, all of this teasing and remarks, it drove you insane at this point. You firly grabbed his chin, positioning it so that he would look directly at you. There was no turing back from this point. You could see his eyes widening from surprise and a pink flush appeared on his face.

This boy was so caught off guard and damn, did he look absolutely adorable like this.

"Playing rough with me, girlie? Just don't be surprised if I bite back" he teased you again.

He truly was a one hell of a brat. It filled you with excitement, how endearing it would be to tame him.

"As I expected from a dog like you, all you ever do is bark and threaten to bite but as soon as I'd raise my voice, you'd turn into a puppy".

Childe felt his length harden in his pants. You could notice it too but focused on his embarrassed expression.

"I'd like to see you try, make me" and so he provoked you.

You gently pushed his shoulders so that he fell on his back on the bed. You started to kiss him deeply while undoing his shirt and tossing it aside.

You could see all the healed scars on his stomach as well as two pink nipples. You gradually made your way to them, sucked and bit on them resulting in a few moans escaping Chile's mouth.

You then unblucked his pants, paying attention to his glowing vision. It looked so pretty glistening in the rays of setting sun. You gently put it away, trying not to damage it and just wondered if using it in some form to play would be too much. You then used his belt to tie him to your bed.

"Confident, are we?" he laughed, his blue eyes staring at you from underneath his long eyelashes.

"I'm just doing what had to be done since long ago, you're always talking, always looking like the cocky guy but truth be told, you're just a little bitch when someone finally knows how to handle you properly".

You could see him gasp, probably never been told something like this before. But saying that it didn't arouse him would be a lie.

"Then turn that little bitch into your bitch" he winked at you.

You removed his pants and looked down at his bulge. You slightly poked it with your foot, slowly stroking it which made him breathe more heavily, a few moans escaped his lips. You kept going as you took off your top and later your bottom, keeping only a beautiful new lacy lingerie. You wanted to just feel fancy today, chilling at home feeling confident in yourself with this new set on but it turned out to be so convinient.

He practically could eat you with his gaze, he loved how it looked on you, you looked like a goddess. You then pulled down his underwear, allowing his dick out, it was pink and very erect, leaning towards his stomach. You placed your hand on it, caressing it with your fingers and you could feel the precum on them. You looked at them and then at Childe and put your finger in his mouth, making him taste his own precum. Due to the humiliating nature to what you've just done, he would like to admit that he got off to the taste of himself but he did. He closed his eyes and sucked on it. He looked so desperate.

You went back to touching his member, picking up on the pace and put a few fingers inside his ass. This made him moan the loudest and you could see his eyes get a little bit teary.

"Y/N please-" he somehow muttered between the moans.

You were practically milking him at this point, going rough with no mercy.

"Please what? Use your words."

He felt so embarrassed but managed

"Please make me cum, please- I feel like I'm so close, I will do everything to you, I'm your personal slut".

It was hard to believe that Tartaglia would say such explicit things in this manner. You then stopped which was met with a displeased groan from Childe.

"You have to earn it".

His eyes sparkled as you unblocked his hands.

"On your knees".

He complied and stepped from. the bed to then kneel right in front of you, his cock painfully twitching. He moved his hand to your thighs getting high of the smell of your skin. He wanted you. So bad. At this point he felt like a bitch in heat, lost all of his self control as he spread your legs open, his tongue basically automatic, going on your clit. It took you by surprise that the harbinger knew what he was supposed to do right away.

He was skilled or maybe just the heat got to his head so much that he tried his best. This didn't really matter though because anyway it felt so good. Not only did you make such a dangerous man get on his knees but also serve you. You were truly special and he had masochistic desires but let's just focus on you being special.

He kept going with all his might while also caressing your thighs. You felt the pit in your stomach growing as you grappled his hair and pulled on it. You came right on his face.

"Such a good boy..." you whispered.

You then tugged on his hair again and placed him below you. You then took your panties and placed them on top of his dick. Childe gasped. You then proceeded to stroke him with the lacey panties right on top of his length.

"I wonder what the other fatui would think of this pathetic image. Tartaglia, the great harbinger getting jerked off with panties as he pants and moans like a slut. You're so embarrassing" you teased him which finally brought him to his climax.

Sharp breaths accompanied his moans. You tossed the cum stained pa tied away, will probably make him wash them later. You then placed yourself right on his cock and started moving.

"No! Wait, you can't do that i-it's- fuck.... It's too sensitive!" he exclaimed breathily.

You kept on going as he basically screamed underneath you.

"Fuck, this hurts so much that it's good" Chile's eyes practically rolled back, he was such a mess, teary eyes, drool rolling down his chin.

But he was your mess, your adorable boy. You kept going as you felt him cum again, feeling his warm semen filling you as he gasped and moaned and groaned. You touched his cheek lovingly, wiping the tears with your thumb. You got closer to him and placed a lot of kisses on his face. He was wrecked, in a good way.

"Soooo... does that make us, like, a thing?" you asked while looking away. You really did fall for him and didn't want it to be just purely sex. You wanted more of him.

He pulled you closer, putting his shaky hands in your hair as he gave you a peck. "Does that answer your question?"

You cuddled him, holding him very tightly and close, making sure he stays with you. You both fell asleep like that, curled up together. In the morning when you woke up earlier than him, you made sure to make breakfast for the both of you. It felt so warm and domestic. Childe felt like home to you.

Author's note I had to move blogs because I wasn’t satisfied with it being a side blog, I wanted to keep it as a main so if you’ve seen this ff before, that’s why! Also, this is my first fic so please don't be too harsh on me dhdhjdnd. I'm posting it at 5am for me because I couldn't sleep so I'm sorry if I missed any typos, feel free to correct me! And I hope you liked this little scenario, pls share your thoughts about it with me 💗

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #fanfiction #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #scenario #imagine #smut #dom!reader #headcanon #fem!reader #genshin impact x reader

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free-pool-trash · 6 years

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Periods with the Free! boys:

Hey guys, it’s shark week lmao I’m in pain and spent too long wishing the Free! boys would take care as me as I laid awake in intense pain until 5AM so here is how I believe the boys would take care of you! Also my last Free! headcanons now have over 400 notes, thank you all so much!!

Haru:

So you were staying with him when you felt the cramps coming along, you were both just chilling on his couch talking when you went quiet and tried to hide the fact that your insides felt like they were about to bust out

Being the caring boyfriend he is he asked you what was wrong and unluckily this would be the first time Haru was along for the wild ride which is shark week, so cue blushing mess (Y/n) trying to tell her monotone boyfriend that her feminine cycle had begun

Eventually you got the words out and it was one of the rare occasions where Haru blushed really hard, all this poor boy could get out was a quiet “oh.” and you were then both plunged into an awkward silence

After a few minutes Haru caught on to the situation. He was your boyfriend, but what did boyfriends do in these types of situations? Did they go to the store and buy supplies? Did they cuddle? WHAT DOES HE DO?

Haru’s accurate train of thought at that moment

Alright but imagine 50% off Haru in this moment

Shit Haru what do we do?

Uh, eh...oh OH WE SHOULD LEAVE A TRAIL OF TAMPONS TO THE DOOR

That’s a dumb idea Haru

You’re a dumb idea Haru

Ouch Haru, cut me deep Haru

He’ll get over the shock fairly quickly and proceed to looking after you, he’ll get you a hot water bottle and all the food you won’t want to admit you’re craving and if you want them, all the hugs he can give

He’ll do whatever makes you happy that entire week, he’s probably one of the best people to have with you because this boy will literally bring tampons/pads in his fucking messenger bag for you in case you need them

If other guys give him smug looks in the store when he’s buying said tampons or pads he will ruin them oh my god. One time he was minding his own business buying his girlfriend some feminine items when this guy gave him the most smug look and Haru just stared him right in the eye and said “They’re for my girlfriend, I’m guessing you don’t have one.” Then he just... walked away.

He is surprisingly really good at handling how clingy you get during this time

Just a really good person to be around to make your period a little bit less painful.

Makoto:

Boy oh boy, stop your search you’ve found the one, congratulations.

Alright, he is a sweetie pie, this we already knew but when period week comes? Hello Makoto 2.0 is here to meet you.

He knows when you’re on it because you get all emotional and just start needing all of his attention all of the time, constantly, 24/7, the whole week, entire 7 days. He loves showering you in affection so this is okay with him.

He may as well just be named a saint, he gets you painkillers if you need them he will buy you all the sweets. You want ice cream? He’ll get it.

He’ll watch a romcom with you thinking it would be a fantastic idea to make you laugh but you started to cry when the main character did something stupid to their significant other. Makoto was then lie ‘I really don’t know why I didn’t see this coming’

“I just really love you and please don’t do that.”

“You know I wouldn’t, I love you so much.”

You end up crying of happiness because he’s so sweet

He keeps tampons/pads in his bathroom for you and his mother was just like

“Ran isn’t quite at that stage yet, dear.”

He’s just like

“Mom no they’re for (Y/n) if she needs them.”

AND HIS MOTHER WAS JUST LIKE ‘THAT’S THE SON I RAISED, I AM SHINING WITH PRIDE’

His mother dotes on you during the week as well she just kinda knows when it’s time, woman senses probably

Makoto get’s Ren and Ran to bring you gifts he bought for you because he knows it makes you happy, sometimes you’ll cry because Ren stays that little bit longer to give you a hug and Ran tells you she hopes you get better soon because she doesn’t understand.

In terms of who you want with you during your period he will give you all of his attention so 100% an amazing choice When I say all of his attention I’m not shitting around, Haru calls? Sorry bro. Ren and Ran need babysitting? Can he bring you along?

He won’t smother you either, if by chance you act like you feel trapped he’s on the other side of the getting ready for when you start crying about being lonely

You’re like a cat

Nagisa:

HAHAHAHAHAHA he has older sisters he’s ready. best trained and most capable to deal with this situation which is surprising I know but seeing as his sisters used to make him wear girly clothes they probably weren’t above sending him to buy tampons/pads or heating pads or making him dip into his sweet stash and provide them with the good shit.

So when you start getting snappy he’s like *internal groan* he’s a lot more patient with you than with his siblings because he knows nobody will ever be as bad as his oldest sister

If you get mad at him he won’t take it to heart unlike any other day, he’ll just say something nice to you and let you cool down for a bit before he goes in for the snuggles

He doesn’t get confused when buying tampons/pads because again,sisters. But he manages to get the exact ones you need and you’re not sure whether you should be pleased or creeped out

“How did you know which type I needed?” “Just an informed guess.” “What do you mean’informed guess’“ “Nothing...”

He knows one of your main shark week quirks is insane mood swings, you get really easily agitated out of nowhere, you’ll initiate a hug but then as soon as he responds you squirm you way out of it, at first Nagisa was like “Why don’t you want my love????” but now he’s just like “Alright baby, seeya next week.”

He acquires this calm, mature personality when it’s the time because you don’t feel well and he wants to feel like he’s 100% only taking care of you and not you feeling like you need to look after him

But of course Nagisa is still Nagisa and when you crave sweets he’ll make you play the pockey game with him and or show up with these weird ass candies you’ve never even heard of

Despite all this our baby boy takes very very very very good care of you and will get you whatever whenever

alright but Thugisa dealing with this can we just

“So it’s shark week huh? Damn never knew jaws 3D had a cousin, HAH” “Nagisa, please don’t smoke that, it’s a tampon not a joint” “Nah nah nah, babe just watch, you light it up like so then- shit it’s burning. DON’T BREATH IN.”

Please make this happen

A good period kid

Rei:

Oh no.

nuh uh I think the fuck not

Over educated on the subject of periods and afraid (His own little version of naked and afraid)

So you, his girlfriend, are bleeding out of a place where the sun don’t shine and are in a mood.

He knows what’s up and how does he respond you dare ask? HE LITERALLY LEAVES YOU ALONE UNTIL IT’S OVER

Nah no joke the first period in the relationship he literally left for five days only sending you texts like “Love you are you better yet?” he didn’t realize he messed up until he made you cry because he said he had homework and was too busy to come over and cuddle you

You sobbed over the phone while he was still on the line so he came over in the end, that was a fun time

From then on he got a little better, he doesn’t drop off the face of the earth anymore which is y’know a plus

He’s just so sweet but so awkward

Anything else and he’d be doting on you like a worried mother but for whatever reason he just can’t with this

Bless him though he gets you whatever you ask for with no protests although tampon/pad buying is a different story

“What ones do I get, there are so many! Do you need extra absorbent or just regular absorbance? What’s all this stuff about flows? What’s your flo-”

“Rei, shut up and just pick up the ones that say regular, please.”

“Okay, got it.”

“Finally”

“(Y/n) somebody is looking at me funny, this is not beautiful!”

More of a drama queen than you if we’re all being dead honest with each other here.

Rin:

Here’s a guy who thinks he knows what’s up but actually doesn’t sorry to break it to ya baby

He’s all like

“Oh, you’re on your period, don’t worry babe, Gou’s a girl I know how this stuff works”

Spoiler alert! HE DOESN’T AT ALL, YOU ASKED HIM TO BUY YOU TAMPONS AND HE CAME BACK WITH PADS CLAIMING:

“Uh, they’re both the same thing right?”

Who is this boy and why doesn’t he at age 17-18 know what a tampon is?

But you know what they say about sharks and blood ;)

JK THAT ISN’T THIS KIND OF POST GOTCHUUUUUUUU

You literally have to teach him the difference between a tampon and a pad, needless to say it was a painful conversation for the both of you.

Other than that he’s pretty good the only problem is you have to borderline bribe this little shit into helping you out, he’s such a damn cuddle monster that he’s like

“Yeah of course I’ll run to the store and get you some pain killers and chocolate...”

“Thank you Rin Rin.”

“If...”

“Oh for the love of God! What? What do you want from me?”

“Cuddles.”

You’d swear he was the one on his period

On that note he’ll rub your tummy when the cramps are being little ass hats (You know when the cramps aren’t like pounding but they’re there and bringing really intense pain and you’re just sitting, waiting for death thinking HOW?? Yeah I feel like a belly rub from Rin Matsuoka would cure that.)

He’ll give you all the affection, he’s a good boy

You’re own personal heating pad

Sousuke:

AHA, um um um okay. lol

95% of the time he is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for, bless him the period week is that 5% when he’s just barely average

Strap yourself in because I’m gonna be saying barely a lot in these points

Alright if we’re gonna be real hear, he’s grossed out. he does not like this, there is blood coming out of your what? Sign him out, he’ll barely let you use his bathroom during that week

It’s like a switch in his mind goes from kissing you softly and whispering “I love you baby” to awkwardly at most wrapping his arm around your shoulder and going “Shh it’s okay?” In barely a matter of seconds

Don’t get me wrong he still loves you with all of his heart this is just really not his thing, he’ll bring you food though, that’s kinda the only thing he can do during this time

You can groan from pain and he’ll be like

“Baby? Are you okay? Do you need more chocolate?”

“No, Sou, it’s just cramps.”

“I’ll go get you more chocolate”

“No! Sou I don’t need more cho-”

“Yeah, i’ll get you more chocolate”

He wholeheartedly believes that chocolate is going to stop the blood that’s leaving your body

Aside from all of this, this is Sousuke Yamazaki we’re talking about and he is willing to put his grossed outness aside and do whatever for you if he sees you start to get really upset/sore/needy

To be honest he drops his “Eww girls are icky!” facade at least once a day, he’s not about to deny you his hugs and kisses while you’re in pain who do you think he is? some sort of monster?

I think the fuck not.

Nitori:

Aww an awkward baby boy

He knows what a period is and when you tell him you’re on yours as a warning in case you end up getting mad at him further into the week he blushes and asks you what you need him to do or if you even want him to do anything

If you do he’ll get whatever you asked for with no questions asked (Apart from maybe what pads/tampons you need, it’s embarrassing for both of you but unless you wanna be uncomfortable and grumpy and not to mention leaky it is a question that needs to be asked)

Even if you don’t ask him for anything he’ll stock up on everything he thinks you may need anyway

I’m taking tampons AND pads, all your favorite sweets and chocolate, pain killers (Not even the regular ones but the ones that are made for period pains what a saint), heating pads, the works

You’ll be in his dorm and you’ll like sneeze or something (Get real girls, we all know how it is) and at that moment you have The Fear but he sees and he’s all shy like

“Is it that time?”

“um, yeah.”

Then he pulls open his drawer, hands you a pack of pads/tampons and tosses this mass amount of chocolate onto the bed and you’re just internally screaming about how after you deal with the bloody situation you’re having you were going to kiss his sweet little face

Makes a point of giving you extra kisses and hugs because lucky for you you don’t have bad cramps but you do get very emotional but half the time Aii is on that level anyway so that week is just one big pile of yikes

You just want the snuggles and buddy will he give them to you

He won’t lie, I won’t lie, he lives for period week, I mean come on, he loves your attention and on period week all he has to do is exist to get it (same as usual), a score on his part.

Momotarou:

AH, has anyone died of second hand embarrassment yet? No?

Well you’re about to

So it was a Friday and you were cuddling in his dorm, Nitori was visiting his family so it was just the two of you, this beautiful boy decided you should stay the night

And of course, you were cuddling your amazing boyfriend, he was snuggly and warm so you agreed to stay the night sleeping with him in his bed

And you bled on his sheets.

Uhuh, unluckily you were the first one to wake up and again came The Fear (I know the pain of bleeding on something that isn’t my own bed sheet, it’s the worst dear god kill me) You just started at the huge blood stain underneath you and paniced

What the actual fuck were you supposed to tell him? Yeah goodmorning baby, sorry no goodmorning kiss, I have something better! I ruined your bed sheets and very possibly the mattress underneath due to my monthly female cycle?

When he woke up you panicked, you lost all sense, so when he asked you in a huge ass panic if you were okay because there was blood everywhere you started to cry out of pure guilt

“I’m sorry I got my period during the night and I’m so so so so sorry I ruined your sheets, I’ll clean them for you I’m sorry don’t hate me!”

For minute he’s just tryna piece together what the fuck just happened when he finally gets it around his head his first thought definitely is not of the sheets

He get’s you off the bed so fast, his first instinct to get you out of those blood covered clothes and get you warm because ‘Oh God she’s probably had to lay in the blood for hours she’s probably so uncomfortable right now my poor baby!’

He gives you a pair of his boxers, baggy sweatpants and he threw his yellow hoodie there too because he knows it’s your favorite.

He then leaves you in his dorm the clean up and get changed and he’s straight out the door on his way to the store dead set on buying you tampons/pads Rin sees him rushing down the halls at 9AM and he’s like what the fuck?

“Momo? What are you doing up so early?”

“NO TIME TO TALK!”

Every time you’re on your period he gives you his yellow hoodie so you basically live in it for a week and he’s just kinda like “sweet”

He genuinely couldn’t care less if you bleed on every single sheet he owns, he’s not letting you be alone without somebody to cuddle with, fair to say sunshine baby doesn’t know all too much about the magic of periods but he knows enough

He has no problem buying you tampons or pads but you probably shouldn’t let him because if he’s in panic mode and somebody looks at him funny he will actually square up to them and be like

“STOP LOOKING AT ME, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND”

He’s a great person to be around on your period because he’s happy enough to keep you happy but not so happy that it gets on your nerves

Hope you enjoyed xx

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OH WAIT NOW I KNOW

the van was on fire! jackson and cassie were in the van and it was on fire and it was near the preserve i guess

we're back with them now

jackson has crawled out of the van, but cassie isn't waking up and he's too woozy and weak to pull her out, even once she comes to and softly calls for help

"Maybe a hero could do it. Maybe a hero would do it. But as for Jackson, he staggered away as far as he could get, and then he collapsed onto the ground." yikes :/

meanwhile back at the cliff scott manages to toss allison OVER the burning undergrowth while finally wolfing out because of the threat of the fire. he howls and stiles hears it and starts hollering for him and derek

HAHAHAHA FUCK THIS NEVER GETS OLD

"Yeah," Derek said, bursting from the trees. He was wolfed out, and Stiles let fly with a high-pitched, girly scream.

i fucking love derek scaring the shit out of people that's my favorite part of this book hands down

stiles: "was that you?" derek, in disgust: "no, that was you" THATS MY SARCASTIC BOY

anyway stiles and derk go to find the cliffside and see scott on his own down there in the fire

oh noooo my poor boy he's totally seneslessly wolfed out and throwing himself uselessly at the cliff over and over

so derek wants stiles to get some rope from his jeep but stiles says his jeep is too far away and wants to call 911 - derek vetoes this on the grounds that people will see scott shifted and his secret will be out

OH YM GOD

"I'm calling 911."

"No!" Derek yelled, swinging at Stiles.

And to Stiles's amazement, he ducked in time. And then he pushed Derek, hard. Derek staggered backwards against a couple of boulders. They gave way, and Derek fell over the cliff.

"Oh, my God!" Stiles shouted.

Derek landed hard on his back and went limp. The boulders just missed hitting him, and he was so winded he didn't even move out of their way. He was still in human form, and his head was dangerously close to an outcropping of blazing tree branches. So many times, Stiles had wished for Derek to up and die. But he hadn't meant for him to really die.

Except he had meant for him to really die. Just maybe not in pain, and not in front of Stiles.

MURDERER FROM A YOUNG AGE lmao jesus fuck

omg and then scott flings himself on derek "like a rabid dog" haaaa dont look at me

so then derek and scott get into a fight in which derek has to 1. not get killed and 2. not let scott dive into the fire

and stiles is like up there cheering derek on and then feeling bad about it this is fucking hilarious

derek's jacket caught fire! now he's shirtless too. fucking incredible i am too asexual for this

meanwhile allison is still trying to run for help when she feels the presence of an evil animal. she whispers scott's name and it leaves, and then she sees the silver wolf, which is really apparently just a wolf???? why is it here????

it like...leads her out of the woods to the road and then leaves????????

she's on the road trying to get a vehicle to stop and one ignores her, then she sees the fire trucks, and following the first trucks is: kate? why?

the wolf is KEEPING PACE WITH KATE'S CAR ??? and kate doesnt notice?

meanwhile kate is quizzing allison about the fire as they drive and allison is too wounded and exhausted to deal

and then back to jackson and cassie...except, oh, just jackson, the fucking van exploded and cassie is dead???

jackson's out cold, end chapter

but the next one is hella short so i'll keep them both in the same post

derek and scott are still trapped in the fire, and they can't get through the mountain ash bushes

derek has the bright idea to use the boulders to like climb over but he can't do it with scott going bananas and he's like, contemplating killing scott to keep the secret but awww he doesn't wanna so he invokes scott's anchor instead, talking about how if he doesn't chill right now he's never gonna see allison again

and it works like a charm scott is back in his right mind! AWWW it makes absolutely zero sense but it's so fucking cute

so they climb over the boulders and one of derek's nails scratches into scott's wrist and transfers some memory

okay if derek's doing this every time his claws cut into somebody i have a lot of really bad fanfic to write myself JESUS that's nowhere close to his brain stem cmon

and ofc it's the memory of them coming to their burning home, and it's fucked up, derek talking about being able to see it like he'd been there, everyone screaming, the little ones burning

he has to turn laura's head away when they bring out peter so she won't have to see what he'd become

and they're both insane with it weeping and shit but they can't shift and howl because there are too many people and "even their grief is stolen from them" o u c h

and derek finds the molted remains of kate's ring in the house so he knows EXACTLY who's responsible

jackson is fine and going to the hospital, but apparently cassie is really fucking dead ?? what was the point if her???

one of the guys danny hit has a concussion

lydia is with jackson again

kate bring allison back to where scott and derek and stiles are, and scott and allison have an adorable reunion

and everything's all okay even though the preserve is on fire this is california wildfires are serious shit!!

AWWW grouphug with scott and allison and stiles

and then, the final lines:

Derek sat further away, on the back of a fire truck, and his gaze moved from the happy trio to Kate Argent as sge ambled behind her niece. They locked gazes, and she smiled at him. Gave him a wink.

"Seems like old times," she said. "Doesn't it, lover?"

Derek studied her with the eyes of a predator, and burned with such hatred that he was practically on fire.

And somewhere, not too far away, the howl of a wolf echoed in the night. The howl was a promise: There are more of us, bent on payback. And domination. And death.

And we are coming.

so my final review is: not a great book, but not a horrible book either. some of the flashback stuff was the weirdest, from laura not really caring about "ms argent" to some of the werewolf culture shit - also, that like, first date with the wine and sandwiches went on ages and not a lot happened - like the beginning of the book there was a lot of words with nothing in them. and again, the thing with kate like REEKS of someone being groomed, but it also goes from zero to 100 in about five days, so it just feels really, really weird - all this darting around her house and getting sick and etc just feels like trying to beef up the wordcount with what are ultimately inane details - that whole thing would have been better as a montage so the boring details could be cut and so it doesn't seem to weird that derek falls that hard that fast for a total stranger. even scott didn't go that hard for allison that fast.

a LOT of the plot was really convoluted, including the flashbacks, but also jackson being the target of this weird-ass robbery, there's like a TON of loose ends...but for the most part the characters feel REALLY spot-on for how they are in the show, which is really nice - while the writing itself is pretty lackluster and the plot is ???? the characters stand out really really well. not enough to save the whole book, but enough to make reading it bearable for the most part & even enjoyable at times so i don't really regret doing it, just how late i stayed up to do so LOL it's like 5am so now i'm going to bed geez

#personal #teen wolf #on fire #scott mccall #allison argent #kate argent #derek hale #i'm sure all 39 of my followers are thrilled i'm finished with this exercise

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