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broodingheroine · 2 months
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oooo what happened on saturday night
oh are we going right in??
talk show?????
BONZO! (I know nothing abt the arg but this and the institute list)
"nigels SOS" is..... interesting.
he was...... imprisoned in the basement by the "imaginary" head of channel 6. do I even need to explain my thoughts on that one.
"you've got buried!" what the fuck. (in hindsight this might be berried not buried but I'll check the transcript later)
you can't remember who came up with the name mr bonzo. deeply unsettling.
the laugh track in this is weird. like it's not in the right places.
it glitched when he said there was a lot of bonzos over the years. unless I'm insane.
not bonzo being a hazing ritual lmao
this is lowkey giving wiggly from black friday
ELEVEN BODIES?
oh my god.......... bonzo butcher..........
oh more murders. in the bonzo costume.
US?????
COLIN!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!!
oh god. it sounds like he's been reprogrammed or smth.
oh colin you are so jonathon sims coded
OH THEYVE GONE TO A PLACE. THEY SURE HAVE GONE TO A PLACE.
"a wet hole. and not the good kind either." ALIIIIICE SHUT UPPPPP
carved floor. interesting.
a key..... didn't the redcanary statement say there were no doors? might be misremembering
it's not for you??? who the fuck is it for nigel
OH GOD. OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD GWEN RUN WHAT THE FUCK.
MR BONZO IS A HITMAN???????
did they get easier to hear when the door opened??
ARCHI...... LIKE ARCHIVIST........... FUCK MEEEEEE
wood worm. fuck you tma references.
SIGILS OF ANCIENT OTHERWORLDLY POWER
OH FUCK
tunnels....?
weird stuff with no context????
WHY THEY DIDNT CHOOSE YOU. BABE YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN.
the only one left? what do you mean. what do you MEAN. did kids die in the fire?
okay they're getting farther away from whatever's recording. don't like that.
WHAT. WHAT WAS THAT. LOUD NOISE DO NOT LIKE.
ew whispers ew ew ew
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
okay so they definitely accidentally freed jonahs corpse or smth right
I can't believe we're getting an actual monster already in episode TEN too. bonzo is horrifying. it's time for me to actually watch the arg summary video.
gwen is going to be a nervous wreck after this and everyone's going to be soooo confused.
are we thinking the bonzo thing was the suit itself being cursed or was it just this Thing that made itself? much to think about
so much happened in this episode I don't even know where to start to be honest
I love that alice and sam were presumably using work hours to go trespassing. very timothy stoker coded of them.
I wanna know what the fuck was in the archives. I'm assuming it's jonahs corpse? but could also be redcanary.
god I cannot collect my thoughts. yk what no actual analysis today yall are just getting my live blog.
so long farewell auf wiedersehn goodnight
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murderandcoffee · 8 months
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God, I'm just going feral for neck kisses in general rn. They're just so INTIMATE. They're so SWEET. and they FEEL GOOD. AND THEY'RE EVEN BETTER WITH JONMARTIN
GOD YES! YOU GET ME!
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pachimation · 10 months
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a secret rendezvous in fontaine
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coryosbaby · 5 months
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i need sejanus to cum inside me and coryo to eat it out of me bc he wants to taste sejanus so bad but hes too stubborn to ask to suck him off directly
Content warning . 18+, mdni
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When Sejanus pulls out of your raw fucked cunt, cooing to you about how precious you are, Coryo’s mouth waters at the sight of the fresh puddle of cum pooling out of you. He can’t seem to explain it, really, but he begins to drool at the sight of the white, creamy fluid. He doesn’t say anything at first— can’t say anything. It would ruin him and Sejanus’ arrangement for sure. Besides, he doesn’t think the other male swings that way.
Until he sees the look on the boy’s face.
He looks smug, a small smirk playing on his lips as he bares those puppy dog eyes into Coryo’s own icy blue ones.
The blonde’s face turns a dusty pink, and he shyly averts his eyes. He tries not to stare at the other man’s softening cock hanging heavy between his muscle-ey thighs, tries not to think about how badly he wants it in his mouth. He feels his own wave of insecurity slicing through him. It would take away his pride to be owned by another man.
But Sejanus slowly but surely rests his hand on the other boy’s smaller back, and smiles.
“It’s okay, Coryo,” he assures him, and Coriolanus doesn’t know what he means by that until he elaborates. “Cmon, why don’t you use her tongue on her?”
You look up at him with pleading eyes, still a desperate cockslut waiting for any type of touch to your sweet, aching cunt.
And fuck it. Coryo’s not doing anything remotely gay, right? After all, he’s only eating pussy.
His tongue nips at his bottom lip, and he slowly crawls in between your spread thighs. Seeing you up close, he can take note that your pussy is swollen and wet, and not just from Sejanus’ cum.
Oh, god. Sejanus’ cum. It isn’t even close to emptying out, still a thick, steady stream coming out of your used hole. Coryo can’t take it anymore— his tongue licks a long, lucid stripe up your throbbing pussy. He groans, your taste and Sejanus’ driving him crazy. He begin to lap at you eagerly, like a puppy getting rewarded a tasty treat. He can hear Sejanus chuckle behind him, amused. He’s too busy satisfying his hunger to care about Sejanus’ fingers slowly trailing up his back. They curl around his golden blonde hair, push him harder, deeper. His tongue slips into your hole with ease, and he slurps up Sejanus’ spend with a hunger he didn’t know he had. As Sejanus guides him up and down, he notices that he’s speaking to him, now.
“I bet you’d like more of my cum, wouldn’t you?” He teases, nearly against the shell of the boys ear. “Cmon, Coryo. Admit it. Wouldn’t it feel so good, having me in your mouth?”
And Coriolanus can’t control himself— he whimpers. Fucking whimpers, as he takes your clit in between his teeth, the heady scent of you and Sejanus and everything between making his head feel fuzzy. Sejanus presses a kiss to his shoulder blade, then, and it’s strangely soft. Strangely comforting.
“We could do that, if you want,” the brunette continues, humming. “I could get you down on your knees, all cute and pretty. Could get Y/N to suck your cock, too…”
Coryo shoves a finger inside you, groaning, rubbing his dick up against the sheets. He gasps when he feels a hand slither underneath his body and palm his bulge. He pulls away from you, ignoring your whine of disappointment.
“Sejanus..” he warns, his eyes nervous. He looks down, sees the hand resting on his crotch. He shivers.
The other boy just smiles at him, squeezing the bulge in his hand. Coryo lets out a tiny moan, and desperately humps into it. Cum drips down his chin, lips, neck. Your knee bumps his, and he sees your pleading face. Sejanus’ hand moves up, towards his waistband. He slips it in, feels the engorged skin there. Coryo lets out the most guttural noise.
“Keep licking her,” Sejanus grunts, beginning to stroke him. “Keep licking her, or I’ll stop.”
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dizzybizz · 3 months
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cute date idea: feel a bit homesick while watching aurora borealis for a bit before absolutely destroying yourselves on black sand
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gremlincorner · 8 months
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my hand slipped
i pulled a fucking all nighter for this bc the hyperfocus just fucking hit dude
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fatal-blow · 7 days
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one thing i havent seen anyone talk about yet in dungeon meshi is how sometimes the party just fucking. forgets important info. and usually it bites them in the ass but it feels so natural and human. like yeah my ass would probably forget what namari said about senshi's pot too. and then whatever plans the party makes are always built on half-remembered info, autism sauce, luck, and a solid chunk of actual dungeoneering expertise at its core
it's actually what really makes me wonder sometimes if dunmeshi was based on an actual dnd campaign, because the goofy fuck ups just SCREAM "pack of dipshits playing dnd together and NO ONE is taking down notes"
and then ryoko ties it all together into a unique sequence of events that never perfectly resembles A) whatever the reader thinks they might do or B) whatever the party had planned in the first place and turns it and its just augh. its so good!! i wanna see what these freaks think of next!!! what fucked up shit are you guys gonna do to get out of this one!!
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fantasy au whiteboard scribbles <3
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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months
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2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri
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Do people even play the communist vision quest after the first day
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butterfilledpockets · 9 months
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Peepaws getting a McDonald's happy meal
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you have no idea how I treasure this picture
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ART STYLE RRRAAAAAHHHHHHH
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he is that fucker (he then promptly abandons them on the doorstep of a care home)
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horsegirlhob · 3 months
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Season 6 Buffy really just needed someone to give her good information about kink and BDSM and shit I'm not saying it would solve all her problems but I do think it would help with several of them.
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bullrunpicnicker · 2 months
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one really fun thing to think about with gordonverse shit is serious stoic traumatized scientist gordon prime looking at loud neurotic complainer hlvrai gordon and being like. oh so he got carried through black mesa? and he didnt even deal with half of xen? he never got frozen in time and lost his whole world? and hes complaining about going to a birthday party??
like damn this idiot is constantly whining but his dumbass dimension didnt have to deal with the combine 😐<-internally shaking with resentment
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HEY HUNTLOW STANS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO STAY WINNING
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radioactive-mouse · 1 year
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i have GOT to get more insane abt lifeseries joel and grian. they’re so fucking everything. late game last life for them really is like the both of us are at our absolute lowest and can’t really be bothered to care anymore, but there is a kind of freedom in allowing yourself to pretend you’re a monster without remorse, to let yourself grow vicious in a way you’ve been trying to rein yourself in from. the two of them take each other hands, all grasping claws and sharp-toothed grins, and say monsters it is then, just the two of us. they just. they understand each other in a way nobody else quite does. the two of them settle together in limlife and,,, they can just feel the seconds counting down until their names turn red and the world grows sharper and they grow sharper with it. they’re comfortable with what they’ve got— jimmy and the bad boys and the bread bridge and all of that, it’s lovely— but there’s an anxious, giddy anticipation growing between them and they can both feel it.
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starks-anthony · 9 months
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Vanity Fair First Look at Our Flag Means Death Season 2
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