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nostalgic-muffins · 13 days

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the candle scene in the reapers cave i am having so many thoughts what do youMEAN everyone gave up their life essence so beel could live longer what do you MEAN

#woat does thay mean beel is gonna live longer tjan everyone else...#GOD i need to be put down #the angst implications... oug..

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arminsbf · 26 days

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guys was demon king ganon fine or am i crazy…

@dahliaes please tell me what you think i need a second opinion

pictures below the cut i swear i have my reasons

see he’s so beautiful… like he’s so BIG i mean link is a little short but ganon is fucking huge

the hair,,,,, the facial hair,,,,,,,,, and he has those big ass hands!!

i mean. come on. the nose? i’m running away

mmmmppfhfpffhf JUST!!!!!!! THE OUTFIT? I’M SORRY!!!!!

#god i need to be put down #please tell me i’m not crazy #does anyone else agree #like i feel insane for thinking this…#ganondorf #loz ganon #legend of zelda #eli yaps 🗣️

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obscurecrows · 3 days

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...will you ever draw more osaan? asking for uh, a friend, of course.

wel. now that you mention it anon. heh. i have an obscene amount of osaan wips i havent posted but. i will. Trust me i will.

#i think its only me who gaf about them sometimes #and im glad to know it isnt #and yes it does include alcohol like last time #god i need to be put down

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andthedaysthatnevercame · 3 months

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i have very little thoughts about journey to the center of the tardis other than matt smith hot. matt smith so incredibly fucking hot.

#him in the MASK #god i need to be put down #.txt

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enfieldtennisacademy · 1 year

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i have an 11k word document sitting in my google drive because i cannot get myself to post the first pemcandenza fanfic in the entire world....... like its great and all but do we need to open pandora's box ...

#u know .. like hal and pemulis #god i need to be put down #infinite jest

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stromer · 1 year

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just watched bruce boudreau’s post game…i am milliseconds away from catching a flight to vancouver and committing the most vile and heinous acts for this guy

#no cuz what the actual fuck #god i need to be put down #i actually SOBBED #THE GUYS WERE CRYING WITH BRUCE #i can’t even bEGIN to explain how bad my heart hurts for this 68 year old man #i am going to take down the entire canucks organization with my bare hands #what truly got me was how proud he was of the players #and how they would’ve done anything for him #vancouver canucks

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celticwoman · 8 months

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i miss her so bad...............

#maybe i do like her after all. maybe its just friendship #idk but #i miss her a lot and idk what to do with myself at this point #its clear she either doesnt have the time or doesnt want to keep talking to me #and its been a while #i guess i should get used to it because most friendships i make on here end up the same way #if i dont reach out first then no one does. its exhausting #i deserve better but i crave friendship and connection so bad #god i need to be put down #how embarassing. liking someone u met on tumblr #well. whatever #cami.txt

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miroana · 7 months

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Percy Jackson will do your quests

#I laughed aloud at the idea of posidon posting a pull tab ad poster on olympus with percy’s home address on it #I put down the new pjo book to draw this #do you know how inspired I need to be to put down the new pjo book??#percy jackson #pjo #poseidon #percy jackson and the olympians #the chalice of the gods #greek mythology #rick riordan #my art

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beyondplusultra · 9 months

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It's like I blinked and "Haha I'm going to kill myself" became a funny joke to make again, or an alright thing to say ironically. You guys stop that. You'll feel better for not saying it, I promise.

#this is also a psa to please not put that in tags for my art #i LOVE the gushing and the “oh my god my heart is in a blender i am laying down on the floor crying sobbing screaming” stuff!#just not the kms stuff. it took me a while to unlearn that habit and some of you guys need to do the same #it's so much funnier to say stuff like IM GONNA EAT A WHOLE GIRAFFE #or other such hyperbole #i promise #mango talks

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cillixn · 1 month

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Cillian Murphy - Esquire outtakes 2022

#the way i gasped #oh my god #at this point i need to be put down #cillian murphy

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hows-my-handwriting · 5 months

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merhobie thoughts because i have an obsession with fish people apparently.

the options are lionfish, betta fish or pleco

and im leaning towards pleco cuz its just way too funny.

like imagine him just stuck to the side of a rock, face first into it and sitting so perfectly still no one notices him. and hes just stuck there.

#hobie brown #hobie brown fanart #atsv au #i guess this counts as an au #god i need to stop making aus #someone put me down

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down4denki · 6 months

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I literally gnaw at the iron bars of my enclosure over virgin!Bakugo.

He’s so mean when he’s embarrassed and this was definitely a sore subject for him. He just hadn’t realized it was something he should have been focusing on along with his peers until it was too late. Now everyone else is off working as pro heroes and fucking and dating and he’s… too embarrassed to tell you he’s never done it so he pushes you away instead. He says the meanest things, ignores your calls and texts, anything to get you off his back.

However, after a few dates (and despite his best efforts) he somehow finds himself splayed back on the couch in YOUR apartment. He’s not going to tell you this is the first time he’s kissed anyone and he’s praying to any god who will listen that you can’t tell… (you can).

He’s sloppy and messy and you can tell he’s trying too hard to be good at it but you don’t care. Instead, you press into the kiss, grinding your clothed core down against the rough tent building in his jeans.

“It’s… I gotta go… the fuck you think you’re doin?” He grunts, trying to hide the dizzied panicked look on his face when he nearly shoots his load right there. You just giggle and coo reassuring words in his ear and he’s too weak-willed to push you away anymore.

His hips begin to buck up into you as you increase the intensity of your swirling tongue around his and the weight you grind down on him with. His grunts turn into desperate whimpers and he looks up at you with pleading eyes when you pull away.

You don’t need him to tell you he’s a virgin to see it written all over his face right now. You’ve always known, honestly…

Katsuki nearly passes out when he feels your little hand pop open his jeans and slip under the waist band of his boxers, soft skin wrapping around his throbbing hard cock finally and you free it from the torturous fabric. His head falls back and a soft, choked moan escapes his lips as he bucks into your hand.

“P-please… oh fuck… please…” he whines and it’s so uncharacteristic for the Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight that your pussy flutters around nothing and your lids hang a little lower. You let out a silent sigh as you begin stroking his fat length, watching his face contort in pleasure. His head rolls back, eyes closed tight, brows knit together, and mouth open with upper lip curled up as he hisses. This was better than anything he’d ever imagined. He’s lost. He’s gone. No longer on this plain of existence.

So good, actually, that he nuts in mere minutes of your gentle teasing stroke. You were just building up anticipation. Nothing about this gentle stroke was supposed to get him off, and yet it does. It happens so fast neither of you are ready for it and he’s blushing a deep red as loud, lewd grunts and pants pour from his mouth and his cock spurts thick white ropes of cum up into the air then back onto his jeans and your pretty little hand. The sight alone is enough to make his big heavy balls twitch under your curled palm and he can’t stop now. He knows he should apologize for not giving you at least a little warning of his impending release but he’s too caught up in the way your eyes lock on the thick globs of cum. It stirs something primal in him and he speaks before he’s able to register what he’s saying.

“Look what you did to me, princess… gunna have to clean this mess up, yeah?” He whispers in a raspy, breathy voice from deep in his chest and the way your eyes snap up to meet his as you lower your mouth to his still hard cock tells him that’s exactly what you wanted.

Virgin!Bakugo is not a virgin after he meets you.

#the voices!#I swear to god I can’t get this man off my mind #I’m depraved #someone sedate me #I need to be put down or something #bakugo drabble #Bakugo smut #katsuki bakugo mha #katsuki #Bakugo #mha bakugou #mha smut #aged up bakugo #virgin bakugo #also I’m so happy our grumpy guy is alive omg

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hayaku14 · 8 months

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