Cars, Explosions, & Hammers Stimboard for @photomatt (unrequested)
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Steve and Eddie realize they both also like men while in the Upside Down because Eddie started to panic about dying without having his first kiss. He was ranting about it to Steve, and it got to the point where it started to annoy Steve.
"Oh, Jesus Christ!" Steve exclaimed, grabbed Eddie's face, and planted one on Eddie.
Both of their eyes are wide open before they relax into the kiss. Eddie is pulling Steve closer, eagerly deepening the kiss. Oh, they both like it. They both like it so fucking much. It was at that moment that Robin had turned around only to find her best friend. . .making out with a dude?!
"Am I having a stroke?!" Robin exclaimed.
"What?" Nancy asked, turning around. "Oh my. . . We're in the middle of another dimension. . .suck face later!"
Eddie flipped her off and broke the kiss.
"Jealous, Wheeler? I stole your man!" Eddie hollered and slapped Steve on the ass, causing him to squeak. It was safe to say that Eddie was no longer panicking.