@/albon_pets Happy 1st Birthday 🎂 to the Safari Kittens - Blue Bear 🐻❄️, Gigi Giraffe 🦒, HipHip Hippo 🦛 & Tiggy Tiger 🐆 ♥️♥️♥️♥️ We love you so very very much & we hope you enjoy your very first birthday and get lots of presents 🎁 & a big cake 🎂🙌🏼 (Please remember that Mummy 👵🏼 says that we have to share !!👌🏼) With lots of love from Alex 🐼, Zoe 🐧, Alicia 🐠, Bitbit 🐰, Luca 🐨, Moomoo 🦁, Gucci 🐯, Looky 👸🏼, Frooky 🐰, Horse 🐴, Tinky 🦄, Snow 🐟, Sasha 🦋, Duck 🦆, Goose 🐥, Otter 🦦 ( & Phoebe 🐈⬛, Queenie 🐈)
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yourusername nice little practice today in between interviews. ready for a relaxed weekend
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user1 give bean all the carrots from us!
user2 so excited for the showjumping season!!!!
flo_norris_showjumping what a duo you two are already👏🏻
user3 i love that you practice in a full face of makeup. go girl slay!
yourusername @/user3 LMAO my makeup did not look that good by the end of it. p much had to redo it all for interview no.2
lilymhe OBSESSED
yourusername @/lilymhe GIRL I MISS YOU
lilymhe MISS YOU MORE. gotta link up when you’re back around :’)
user4 lily + y/n. my fav duo. i’ve missed their flirting
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landonorris not meant to be today but we bounce back
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user5 we love you🧡 you did so well
mclaren onto better things🧡
user3 @/yourusername ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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user6 @/user3 SHE KNOWS HIS SISTER OFC SHE FOLLOWS HIM
user3 that’s hot
oscarpiastri 🧡🧡🧡
user7 the loves of my life fr
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f1updates star studded turn out today for @/lilymhe’s golf game! joining f1 stars such as lando norris, charles leclerc and alex albon is lily’s friend and pro showjumper y/n y/l/n!
user1 SHES SO CUTE
user3 the way this is just her jumping off a flight to go support her bff…. i’ll cry she looks so pretty
user7 WITH LANDO ALEX AND CHARLES???
user5 I KNOW I DONT KNOW HOW MORE PEOPLE ARENT FREAKING OUT
user8 i mean we know she knows alex bc of lily but…. lando and charles
yourusername stop looking at these photos i was so jet lagged….
user4 AND STILL CUTE!
user2 not bestie following f1updates😭
user3 @/user2 i bet she’s a lewis girlie. she has that vibe
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lilymhe good game, better celebrations
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user1 Y/N AND LANDO??? DANCING N HANGING OUT?????
alex_albon y/n is a terrible photographer but lando is a bad dancer. it equals out
yourusername SLANDER ON MY PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS
landonorris @/yourusername i’ll teach you to drive, you teach me to dance?
yourusername @/landonorris … meet my horse i’ll consider it
landonorris @/yourusername i said it last night and i’ll say it again… NO! no reason for an animal to have that long a neck
yourusername @/landonorris wow. friendship over before it began
alex_albon @/landonorris giraffes are calling
user7 what is going on in these comments…
user5 damn they just met and are already flirting? the devil works hard but lando works harder
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yourusername life lately
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user2 OH SO UR HANGING OUT NOW?
flo_norris_showjumping MY BROTHER?
yourusername @/flo_norris_showjumping ANSWER MY TEXTS
user6 why texts what’s going on miss y/n👀
user3 beauty
user5 all the grid boys liking… oh you know lando is talking about her
user7 who can blame him i mean LOOK AT HER
alex_albon how come lily gets a cute ass photo and the one you posted of me last week made me look like a demon
yourusername she’s my favourite parent🩷
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y/nupdates the showjumping season is officially underway! sending all our love to @/yourusername and mr. bean today on their first competition🩷
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user5 lando creeping in the likes lmao
user2 what is going on between lando and y/n…
y/nupdates all we know is that they’re friends and we love that!🩷
user9 hm
user1 ?
user9 @/user1 he doesn’t need any distractions.
user1 @/user9 bestie it’s a post announcing a competition season not a marriage proposal💀
a/n: first part down!!! not super interesting but this is self indulgent as a horse girl myself LMAO. welcome to my acc i guess???
to be tagged when the next part goes up (won’t be long): taglist
This has some of them, plus Otter/Otti the dog, Blue Bear, GiGi Giraffe, HipHip Hippo and Tiggy Tiger (the safari kittens), and a horse called Snow White who lives with Tinky
I think that's everyone
he has soo many 😭 thanks nonnie. also u know what... is there a rescue volunteer!reader x alex fic out there already? like imagine how cute
In response to absolutely no demand.... here is my analysis of the necks of this year’s grid.
The BACKGROUND? This fight with Raf @ratocon and Allie @land0ricciardo
The CRITERIA? One unbiased official team photo to establish a consistent baseline, and 1-2 photos of my choosing that best demonstrate the full potential of their necks. FOR THE PURPOSE OF FINDING OUT WHICH F1 DRIVERS HAVE THE MOST PROTOTYPICAL RUGBY PLAYER NECKS.
Lewis Hamilton: What I learned from this is that Lewis doesn’t show his neck? Is he the most modest dresser on the grid? All available data suggests he has a normal neck.
Valterri Bottas: Okay this man simply doesn’t have a neck? Here he is in the background of a photo with Lewis, sporting a neck a loose forward would be proud of. Big ol neck, should have gone into rugby.
Sebastian Vettel: I’m concerned about this man. I could breathe on him wrong and his neck might snap. At the risk of sounding like a creep… a very nice neck despite that.
Charles Leclerc: I’d say he’s on a level with Lewis. A sizeable neck, but nothing alarming.
Max Verstappen: The team photo does Max’s neck dirty. Dirty dirty. But as you can see from these candids, it’s a long ol neck. Like a snapping turtle. That being said… Max’s neck wants to be friends with his shoulders and that’s a bad thing. Wouldn’t be surprised if his neck became an honorary member of the Springboks.
Alex Albon: Bless him, he’s in Sebastian’s camp. This is a thin neck. It’s proportional to the rest of him but it’s still smol.
Pierre Gasly: Pierre is an outlier in so many ways. First of all, he’s one of the only drivers whose team photo makes his neck look SMALLER than it is. If you consider his neck at the same time as his head, it’s a big ol neck. HOWEVER Pierre has a teeny wee head so …. All things considered I think if his neck was any smaller it would be medically dangerous. But really @ Pierre. Take it easy on the neck-ercise.
Daniil Kvyat: He’s here to give Nicky a run for his money. Look at that trunk.
Kimi Raikkonen: The team photo makes his neck situation look normal. The casual low cut V neck however… He’s a rugby player who just doesn’t participate in scrummage. His neck is big but it’s not yet unreasonable.
Antonio Giovinazzi: Forget what I said about Seb. ThIS man’s neck is a concern. No wonder he doesn’t perform brilliantly. Poor dude’s neck is all over the place.
Lando Norris: Lando is walking a thin line. Like Pierre, he pulls off the minor miracle of his neck looking smaller in the team photo. But outside his race suit he’s borderline a rugby player. Still just the right side of a normal proportional neck tho
Carlos Sainz: Hard to tell with this one. I’m open to opinions. Do we think it’s the neck hair making his neck look wider than it is?
Kevin Magnussen: Does KMag have the smallest neck of the grid? I’m as surprised as you are. I fully expected him to be in the Nicky camp but no! He’s a thin wee boy!
Romain Grosjean: Oh it’s LONG. He’s a giraffe. A GIRAFFE. If it wasn’t so long, it’s a normal neck.
Daniel Ricciardo: The middle photo lands him fair and square in the rugby player’s camp. It’s not the thickest, but it’s certainly present.
Esteban Ocon: wbk a man with 4% body fat was in no danger of having a large neck
Sergio Perez: Nothing really to be said. Perfectly proportional.
Lance Stroll: The RP overalls really are turtlenecks huh? As far as I can tell his neck is relatively proportional. It’s a little bigger than some of the grid but it’s nothing notable.
George Russell: Perfect head-to-neck ratio, almost on the too skinny side of things if I had to pick a flaw. If his neck was slightly shorter it would be perfect.
Nicholas Latifi: Ahh yes, the man who started it all. Lest I be accused of picking one bad photo of Nicky to prove my point… here’s another photo of him too. This man’s neck is NOTEABLY larger than the rest of the grid’s. Don’t try to deny it.
nickname: haley? I don’t have any fun nicknames :(
zodiac sign: Gemini babbyyy 😜
hogwarts house: slytherin and proud 🐍
favourite color: dark green, like a hunter green
favourite animal: giraffe 🦒
favourite season: winter!! I mean Christmas, snow, hot chocolate?? What’s not to love!! ⛄️🎄
somewhere you’d like to travel: if I’m being basic, Australia. More adventurous? Maybe the Wadi Rum desert in Jordan. Already have plans to go to Norway and see the Northern Lights!
random fact about yourself: nearly all my joints (elbows, knees, wrists, back, etc) are hyperextensible. Basically I’m very very bendy.