anyone else crazy about rotary phones ☎️hi gorgest

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SCAR STREAM

omg tommy stop

i love watching tango’s decked out streams where the hermits are playing. there is something so ungodly silly about watching this bald madman giggle and cackle like a cartoon villain whilst watching his friends die and scream inside the death trap that he has been building for 13 months.

i love hermitcraft

Had this funny lil hc about the aburame clan and I had to draw this out lol

Seeing his face for the first time

AAABSSJSJSNDV I LOVE ASTRO CADET THEY’RE SO SWEET JUST A LIL GUY TRYING TO MAKE CAPTAIN PROUD WAAAHAHHSHDHSJJD

Hehehe

i was thinkin about dirtbag remus today and id like everyone to know that right now remus is munching on his nature valley bars in siriuss bed, waiting to surprise him after being away climbing for a couple of weeks, and when sirius gets home from work hes gonna be so pissed about the crumbs in his sheets hes gonna make remus lick em clean :)

and maybe tomorrow remus will drag sirius to the climbing gym and spend the whole time staring at siriuss ass (before he falls)

and then maybe theyll go out for quinoa bowls or something because remus needs his vitamins after living off cup noodles and nature valley for 2 weeks, and theyll fight in public because remus doesnt know how congress works but hes convinced he does

and then maybe remus gets him a dog as an apology and it 100% works

F/O saying “you were made to be cuddled, kissed and loved by me.” ♡

𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙈𝙚 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚! ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

Hi hiii im back my loves <3 wah okay ik this is small but but like. thank yall sm for 10 followers 😭 i started this purely for fun i didnt think anyone would like- read my silly ramblings about men who have no idea i exist LET ALONE FOLLOW IT <3 It really means a lot when someone reblogs or likes hehe Anyways! Here is a silly taehyun thing, not sure if i like it that much bc i was half asleep writing it but oh well! enjoy!MDNI!! nsfw content below ╰┈➤ fem!reader x dom(?)taehyun, spanking, fingering. pet names, begging, bondage, cum eating, not proof read that much, think thats it! lmk if i missed anything

A large sting had spread across your ass as you were kneeling over Taehyun’s knees. Wrists bound together with his tie, you let out a small yelp, feeling yet another surging pain rippling across your ass. Your eyes filled with small tears as you hiccupped, shaking your head slightly. “What's wrong?” A soft, faux frown came onto Taehyun’s lips, his hand gently rubbing the plush area he had just slapped. “I haven't even lifted up your skirt yet and this is how you act?” He mocked, a small scoff leaving his soft lips as he leaned back into his armless chair, looking down at you. You squirm from side to side, biting your lip for any type of friction. You managed to rub yourself on small folds of Taehyun’s jeans but it was no use. He would just hold you still, giving you another spank if you dared to move again. “Hnngh pleaseplease- Tyun please fuck me.” You let out, digging your face into the side of his leg. Streaks of mascara staining your cheeks as you hiccup and sobbed. He has been spanking you for what felt like hours, you probably had a bruise at this point. All because you decided to act like a fucking brat.  But oh no, Taehyun just wanted to make you wait a little longer. Then he can fuck you! A soft hum left Taehyun’s lips as he lifted your skirt. You felt the cold air hit you, almost cooling your red, irritated ass. Taehyun massaged your plush flesh, rubbing it with his soft hands. Just as you started to calm down, two fingers dipped down to rub at your covered core, causing your body to jerk forward. “huh, look how wet you are.” Another small scoff left Taehyun’s lips as you clenched around nothing. “Are you that hungry?” He asked, turning his head to look at you with those big eyes. When you hadnt responded, you earned another slap. Your breath hitched at the slap before nodding your head vigorously. “M-mhm! Yes! Yes,please i want you-please! do anything to me, please tyunnie.” You yelled out, begging almost as new tears forming, staining your eyelashes at the stinging sensation. You hiccupped and sniffled, only causing Taehyun to chortle.  “Fine. Since you’re behaving like such a good girl for me.” Without warning, He hooked your underwear to the side and slipped two fingers inside your soaking pussy. You threw your head up before putting it down softly, your hair following in pursuit. Your hands balled up into fists, rubbing against each other as you held in strained groans. You hiccupped before Taehyun began curling his fingers inside you. Immediately, Soft, angelic moans left your mouth as you shook her head. It's like as if you were in a trance, chanting Taehyun’s name over and over again. A strand of hair fell in front of your face as you let the tears spill. Taehyun enjoyed this reaction and slowly began pulling his fingers in and out. His muscled arms flexing with every pull and every push. “Thats it baby, mm! fuck your so tight, already sucking in my fingers like this, i wonder how my cock is gonna feel.” Taehyun’s bright and big eyes looked at you, a soft smile in reaction to your squirming, as you pushed yourself back into his fingers. “Want you-inside me.” You croaked out, almost embarrassed at how much you had to beg. Taehyun just kept teasing and teasing you and dear gods you just wanted him to stretch you out already. After a few more minutes of just fingering, praise and just a hint of verbal teasing, you felt a knot form from under your stomach. You squirmed around as his fingers only got faster and faster “Please- gonna cum, ‘m gonna cum.” You slurred out, almost seeing stars at this point. You cried from the pleasure you were receiving. You hiccupped, the knot slowly unfolding before bursting as you came all over Taehyun’s fingers. “Good job baby, good girl.” You panted softly as Taehyun pulled his fingers out of your abused cunt. You looked back at him just to see a small smirk tug at his lips. He brought his fingers up to his mouth licking up your cum, flashing those sharp teeth at you. Suddenly, you became a lot more aroused. (´ ∀ ` *)

(a/n: wondering if i should actually write a prt 2 maybe maybe who knows. reblogs and recs are appreciated my loves💕 and thank you @darkcupcakecomputer for telling me its bondage, istg im forgetting english 😭)

HOLD UP WHAT IS THIS?!?

can we appreciate david tennant's delivery here

Me reading the most depraved debauched smut: 😐🤔

Me reading the cutest sweetest little fluffy fic: 🫨🫠😫

hey i just want to make everyone aware that I'm thinking of Him again but especially this little moment