It just hit me that since The Righteous Gemstones is getting a fourth season, we’ll likely get more Kelvin/Keefe kisses? And maybe more than kisses?? They’re already so touchy-feely with each other, and now they don’t have to hold back… wonder when/if Kelvin is gonna ditch that celibacy pledge.
that really is the meat and potatoes of it all!
we are going to see what keefe and kelvin look like when they're in an honest to god mutual romantic relationship. i don't think their dynamic will change much, but i do think we'll get some kisses. some hand holding. maybe some i love yous and boyfriend kelvins.
how does being out effect a man of god like kelvin and his place in the church as a youth pastor. will keefe be brought back into the fold full time? will kelvin push for lgbt inclusion in the church or will there be push back? will we get to meet keefe's family now that kelvin officially has in-laws to impress? will we get a flashback of how kelvin and keefe met with keefe in full satanic goth mode? will we get keefe calling eli daddy and get away with it because he's the favorite and a little too weird to correct? will we see kelvin and keefe's lead up to their first time? will they go even further and have a sex scene for tony cavalero and thunder thighs adam devine to rock just as hard as that kiss and that fire dance?
there are so many ways for this to go. i'm crossing my fingers for keefe taking the lead to show kelvin how to touch a man.
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A concept I have dubbed the Friendship Bracelet Chronicles:
One day Solomon gives Ik a bunch of his old human-world things that he has no need for anymore. Mixed up in that collection is a box of some very pretty colorful thread. It'd be a shame to let that all go to waste, so Ik has an idea. She's gonna make friendship bracelets!
The bracelets are made and distributed to resounding success. Mammon cries. Belphie will kill you if you spill something on his. Diavolo won't take it off even for Very Important Announcements. Simeon wears his on top of his gloves even though it's a horrible fashion statement because he loves it with all his heart.
Ik thinks that's the end of it. Boy is she wrong.
One day Satan gives her a friendship bracelet of his own. He's made it with the same color Ik used for his bracelet along with little cat-shaped beads. Cute! Ik wears it proudly.
Then Levi notices and by the next day, he's made one with a goldfish charm. Then there's one from Mammon. Then Asmo. Then Beel. Then Belphie. And for a while that's it. Until one day at the breakfast, Lucifer walks in, and presents Ik with the most fancily woven bracelet so far. It's got little music notes embroidered into it. How the FUCK
It only escalates from there. The other exchanges won't ket their best friend status be encroached on and oh you know Diavolo has to get in on this! By the end of it Ik is wielding twelve bracelets, seven on one wrist and five on the other, and the others keep bickering about whose bracelet is higher in the pecking order
Imagine the added chaos if the newspaper club and season 4 trio got in on this....
this whole thing is so cute oml
om mephistopheles meets ik and when she shakes his hand he looks down and sees diavolo's friendship bracelet practically GLOWING up at him and he's just floored by the sight of it. meanwhile raphael thinks that the many bracelets are like, combat cuffs, and is extremely on-guard until simeon explains things to him
thirteen would be the first of the new trio to make ik a bracelet after becoming friends! it's pink-purple with little skulls and butterflies and bells that make it jingle. then raphael comes along with a pretty laurel pattern (painstakingly embroidered, because he's so good at that kind of thing). eventually, not to be outdone, mephistopheles produces a very elaborate silver thread one that looks like a dragon wrapping around your wrist
ik has to continuously rotate the order she wears her bracelets in because otherwise the others start play-bickering (and then real-bickering) about which one's the favourite