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oliver: *being skeptic and making sure not to spoil anything in interviews*

lou: so yeah eddie is also gay and tommy was supposed to be with him but that fell through

ryan: so buck and eddie are in love and love each other to their cores and are gonna get even closer this season

abc pr team: *puts ryan on family feud with the 4 actors who play the canonically queer characters of 9-1-1*

everybody but oliver basically outting eddie including ryan himself is so funny to me

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i want married! platonic stobin. i want some corporate jobs! steddie. i want a fic where steve runs a company under his familys name or smthn and eddie gets a job there and develops a crush on the office cutie and himbo boss man steve harrington, only for him to figure out that he’s married (”of course hes married”) and in a really healthy relationship with some lady named robin. i want him to meet robin at corporate party and realize “oh this is a lesbian” (because steve is bi and really good at accidentally putting up a straight persona at work, and all of steves flirthing tactics go right over this mans head, but a gay recognizing a lesbian is instant). i want eddie to derail and jump to conclusions and think that robin is just using steve as some coverup and a money bag and obviously poor heterosexual himbo steve has zero clue as to whats going on. 

i want robin and steve to invite eddie over for dinner one day only for him to see a couple of their wedding photos of them in semi formal clothing like their dressed for prom, both in suit, and max contact a hug or a kiss on the cheek. maybe one is robin sitting down with steves head in her lap. (the were half tempted for steve to wear a wedding dress, and robin to wear a tux, but decided it wasnt very subtle. i would love a fic that is just about them trying and sorta failing to have a very heteronormative wedding but they just cant help themselves, can they?)

along the way, they become friends, eddie introduces them to his best friend, chrissy, and eddie is eventually told that steve and robin married as a safe way to conceal their complete gayness from the homophobic agenda (around the same time, before or after, he figures out that robin and chrissy are totally crushing on each other. eddie and chrissy eventually marry with the arrangement that they can be safe and date their neighbors steve and robin under the guise of steve and eddie and chrissy and robin just being “bestfriends” instead of completely and totally gay for one another.   

Totally nothing weird about that hug being photographed from every side, while agents are waiting, and with even fucking Mastercard promoting it, while Michael/David who are just besties can’t take a pic together. Totally normal ;)

“Not PR” tho…

And in case anyone was wondering, the TikTok is at 3 mil likes right now…

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The sheer bitchassery of Oregon and Washington not just blocking California's number and instead letting the phone ring a bit before hanging up every time he calls!!!

On Gaylor ( I'm not a Swiftie or Gaylor but I'm just adding my pov)

I think some of the biggest evidence is that there are practically zero mainstream lesbian singers and actresses in Hollywood. Lots of bisexuals but where are the lesbians?? It's almost like the higher ups tell them not to use that label because it's too risky and you will be on pigeon hold as a gay artist.

( bisexual women can attract both types of fans because men sexualize bi women not hate them, and bi girls can also attract lesbians and relate to straight women so it's not a downside to their market.)

You need to attract men somewhat to play that game. There are more out gay men in Hollywood because Hollywood is a big gay mafia with "gay"tekeepers like Diddy, Ryan Murphy and Bryan Singer for example. There are less lesbian executives.

Bi men can't come out either because it's a one drop rule with them and it would be venom for their female fans. Cough** Mhawn Sendes

So that leaves poor bi men and lesbians at the bottom of the ocean when it comes to representation. Which IS the current state of Hollywood. You have to attract the opposite sex for good marketing....if not, good luck going indie. 👍

i wonder what happened between the zach sang show and the day of the beanie interviews cause i feel like oliver was more subdued about buddie in the former compared to the latter interviews where apparently he is giggling about hypothetical season 10 weddings

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I miss Camren y'all like so much. Miss the 2018 era when so much was happening

honestly feel like you can't fully understand why the nhl functions the way it does unless you have an in-depth understanding of american conservatism specifically. like. the nhl is run by a collection of people who function on conservative nostalgia, purposeful obtuseness, and a direct opposition to progressivism. they're the type of american traditionalists who think that we should go back to the good old days when people respected their elders and didn't think too hard about things like civil rights or what equity actually means. they believe in a homogenous culture of assimilation and obedience, and they rely on the people within that culture to perpetuate it via mutual surveillance. it's what the wealthy white american right has always been, especially since wwii and the cold war after it. and it's what the nhl has always been. it's a culture that is determined to keep itself locked away in the 1980s while the world around it evolves, and as it grows farther removed from the world it exists in, the more reactionary it gets. it's fucking. every 70 year old republican senator who refuses to step down until they keel over dead in congress. that's it. that's all.