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i still love how akira really just awakened to arsene to save ryuji from kamoshida when he just met him like 20 minutes ago. he literally was like
"hey babe, this guy bothering you?"
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Trying to explain my thoughts on Dan and Herbert be like they're literally the worst thing for each other but they are the only thing for each other that matters like no they sometimes actually hate each other but they can't survive without the other, they will never be able to communicate well with the other but also they are the only people that can ever understand each other, they are the only people who can understand what they've been through who isn't dead or have run away from them and they'll never talk about it, they should be able to have moments of peace and wholesomeness but also they should never have a moments rest from bickering, they think the world of each other and also think the world would be better off if the other was fucking dead, they need each other and they despise themselves for it, they're the couple down the street but they're also that toxic couple you don't invite out, they're totally in love but also can't stand it because it fucking hurts and is an inconvenience, it's all contradictions and complicated and sometimes the most simple thing in the world and I cannot explain it for the life of me but like it's so queer I simply don't know what to tell you.
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Creepypasta/mh headcanons I can't fucking stand 🥰🥰 aka me dunking 80% of the fandoms head in a shitpost toilet xoxo if u disagree you hate lesbians xoxo
(literally made this draft 2 years ago and its still fucking true)
Fratboy toby (literally didn't finish highschool was bullied actual fucking loser 🦞)
Baby-ish tim titty sucking Toby (grown men with ass hair)
Twink Toby. (Has a hairy pussy)
Punk xvirus (where did u guys even get this he's like a sickly victorian child)
Brian/hoodie being hyper agrressive (he's an aloof psychopath imo like if u hates u he doesn't sexually assault u sry ;/ he hides your epi pen and puts shit ur allergic to in your lunch)
Dom tim/Masky (CLEARLY GETS PEGGED)
Hettie Liu (fag)
Them dating cops/investigators/military/boot lickers in general (actual criminals who love shoplifting and hate fighting over oil)
Eyeless jack but he can see with eyes or demon bullshit (fuck you)
Gay and misogynistic eyeless jack (yes, this is real)
Ben drowned. That's it I just hate every Ben headcannon.
Just wired hyper dommy rapey shit in general. I get you wanna write bdsm pointed stuff guys but rape rly isn't how to do it on God.
Yandere anything (makes everyone the same cookie cutter whacko with no sensible motive and also a generally ableist trope)
Jane loving Jeff (😀)
Jeff being suave. (Tells people to kill themselves on Twitter. Doesn't wash ass)
Offender man 🧍
Barbed cat dick jack (a lot of jack sexual hcs are so virgincore it's insane do you even realize what an anitomically correct barbed cock would feel like? Cats howl during sex because it is incredibly painful)
The phrase sloppy pussy
"""""""""""kitten"""""""""" ok virgin
Any of them smelling nice (piss in the woods don't clean foreskin)
Every headcannon (I know the truth Slenderman told me all the hot goss frfr)
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I just watched Emesis Blue for the second time, because I wanted to show it to my sister. She's not a fan of TF2, but she recognizes some of the mercs.
The movie confused her (same tho, I also didn't understand most of it lol), but she says she liked it and she was genuinely scared in some moments. When both Spy and Soldier fell into the sewers, she said BOYFRIENDS. Freedom fries fr. She doesn't know a lot about them, still she knows they belong to eachother. THAT'S IT.
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The struggle currently of not looking masc with my masc looking bf is that we look straight but we aren't we are fags!!! We are gay motherfuckers!!! I am not a woman stop seeing me as one!!!
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Jaskier - he kissed one guy in the 3rd season and fucking vanished.
Like..am I watching it wrong?? Did my guy literally do one thing and popped out of existence??
BRING BACK MY BOY!!
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i never thought i would fully return to a3 event hell but here i am and its all for the gays
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idk what the "transition guide" is but it sure was very gay of them to make it so maya's was literally just ritsuko rhvubruhjnxs
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sometimes i remember how things make sounds and it blows my mind. youre telling me that the door creaks cause some silly waves boinged off of some surface and reached my ears? thats bonkers
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👑 Sworn Partners ⚔️
(ID: Kirby series fanart of King Dedede and Meta Knight being cute and in love. Top panel - bust shot of DDD scooping MK up into his arms, smooshing the flustered knight against him in a great big hug as a little flurry of hearts bursts from them. Middle panel - bust shot of DDD holding MK in his arms, gazing down at him with an easy grin as the knight pushes his mask to the top of his head, a fond smile on his face as he gazes back. Bottom panel - bust shot of DDD and MK leaning in together to meet in a kiss, eyes closed and faces flushed, the king holding his knight tighter, the knight gently cupping his king’s cheek. More little hearts hover around them, the biggest just above their heads. In all panels, DDD's crown and MK's armor are - as usual - touched with white highlights and dusted with sparkles. END ID.)
Sketch started some time early 2024, render started 03/18/24, finished 04/15/24.
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