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"What's the silliest way to make these fandom so collide?" Oh wait I got it - that eldritch 12th peak lord ran away to earth to become a cultivator because they were dating Obi Wan and got really upset when they broke up... And they broke up because Obi Wan kissed Jinwoo while undercover.... In Westeros

And in the background, Liu Qingge is trying to find Shen Jiu's real biological parents, Luo Binghe is swanning around in the Endless Abyss after retrieving Xin Mo the sword that was once known as the Dark Saber (and was also once Shen Jiu's ex-boyfriend), the Jedi Order is trying to figure out whether Jinwoo is the physical manifestation of the Force while Jinwoo is delivering presents to all of Obi Wan's children yellow minion troopers like he's Santa Claus (except the new couple discovers all the clone have been stolen by Hibari).

Gaara is taking over Tatooine, Orochimaru has taken over Sheev's body, a new Sith (named Wei Wuxian) has been spotted by the legendary Jedi Groot, and Yue Qingyuan still remains locked up in a little black house by Shen Jiu.

#ask #the 12th peak of cang qiong: the eldritch handlers au #gaara of tatooine au #shen jiu is more possessive than he is bitter au #star wars but instead of clones it’s despicable me minions au #groot is a jedi master (and rocket the raccoon is a force sensitive) au #JEDI LAN WANGJI AND SITH LORD WEI WUXIAN #Hibari in Star Wars steals the clones as one does au #shen qingqiu’s old crazy ex is back for revenge… as a sword. named xin mo. au #...and i still haven't tagged all the AUs here #how many of these aus do you recognize?#LUO BINGHE'S XINMO SWORD IS ACTUALLY A PLASMA SWORD ONCE KNOWN AS DARKSABER - SVSSS X STAR WARS AU

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rarepears · 2 years

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Masterpost [Jan 2022]

Jan 2022

Luke Skywalker Mistaken to Be Anakin Skywalker’s Biological Father

Boyfriend Gojo Cheats for Desserts

Star Wars Would See Jinwoo Clearing Gates (AKA Planets) As Genocide

Sung Jinwoo Needs a Snake Summon for Reasons, every fandom needs a snake au

Aizen (Bleach) Raises Xanxus (Khr)

Krell (Star Wars) And Harry Potter Cursed Ideas

sung jinwoo was a idol before he awakened the second time

sung jinwoo x jjk crossover where jinwoo adopts megumi

gaara of tatooine au

Single Parent! Endeavor Can Asexually Reproduce

Tsuna (Khr) Is a Fish

Enji X Rei X Toji (JJK) threesome

beru adopting (stealing) megumi follow up

Obi-wan Time Travels and Gets a Promotion

Shadow Summons During the Holiday Season

CULTIVATORS MEET JEDI (Scum Villain Meets Star Wars)

Kakashi X Aizawa in mha with kakashi being a catboy

Beru the Ant (Solo Leveling) And Aunt Beru (Star Wars)

ONE PUNCH MAN SAITAMA X GOJO

Gotham Thinks Batman Is a Asian Twink Named Sung Jinwoo

Star Wars Porn Industry

Sung Jinwoo Accidentally Steals the Star Wars Clone Army

SVSSS Omegaverse With Shen Jiu X Shen Yuan

JINWOO ’S CAFE AU

Toushirou (bleach) X Gojo (jjk)

Obi-wan X Sheev Palpatine With Time Travel

Sung Jinwoo (Solo Leveling) X CC-1010 Fox (Star Wars Clone Wars)

SHEN JIU (SVSSS) X ENDEAVOR (BNHA)

Musical Chairs Ghoul Style

SOlo Leveling but Jinwoo Is a Cat

The Jedi Order would LOVE Poison Ivy n SITH!OBI-WAN X JASTER MEREEL

Poison Ivy in Star Wars

Shen Yuan the PIWD Xianxia Vlogger post and follow up

SINGLE PARENT! JINWOO WITH BABY ASHBORN, single parent au

Fix It Where Anakin Is the Crazy Tooka Lady (General)

Fumikage Tokoyami’s Father Is Sung Jinwoo

shen jiu's fellow streetrat becomes a general au

OROCHIMARU IN STAR WARS

AIZEN X KENPACHI FIX IT AU

Yoda Is a Free House Elf (Star Wars X Harry Potter Crossover)

THE SUGAR DADDY STAR WARS AU

UKITAKE X ALL MIGHT

Sung Jinwoo Vacations in SVSSSIdeas, Ideas 10-12, 13-15, 16-19, 20-23

Tsuna is actually a parrot, not a child like iemitsu incorrectly believes

SUNG JINWOO CAN ALSO REVIVE PLANTSBeru (Solo Leveling) x Tianlang-jun (SVSSS) AU

If aizawa transmigrated as shen qingqiu…

IF BNHA WAS THE FUTURE OF THE TWILIGHT WORLD.

JINWOO (SOLO LEVELING) AND GETOU (JJK)

Antares X Bakugou pairing where Bakugou cooks the most fucking delicious spicy food that single-handily convinces Antares to not destroy the Earth

Liu qingge x shen jiu au - in which lqg gets married to sj by the liu family unknowingly

Anakin and sensory deprivation mediation?

Sung Jinwoo is a cat au: Original post

JINWOO’S ROOMBA SHADOW SUMMON

REBORN PIDW CAST BUT SHEN JIU IS LUO BINGHE'S MOTHER BECAUSE SHEN JIU X TIANLANG JUN

OBIWAN RAISES LEIA AND LUKE ON STEWJON

“HEATING PAD” DABI GETTING THE LADIES

Twice’s quirk is far too powerful in bnha

Shen jiu and his army of shadow summon bodyguards

KING BRADLEY (FMA) X KATSUKI BAKUGOU (SON OF KIMBLEE)

Sung Jinwoo, the Last Line of Defense Against… Luo Binghe?(SOLO LEVELING X SVSSS)

SUNG JINWOO’S ARRANGED MARRIAGE

Mace windu x jinwoo (solo leveling)

Shen Yuan xZhuzhi Lang

Jedi and Sith have encountered Rulers and Monarchs and both mistake them to be manifestation of the Force/Dark side of the Force

The names of hero!Touya’s hero moves

Combine the Chancellor Antares AU with Arranged Marriage AU to get.... this

Combining arranged marriage au with cat au to get Monarch of Destruction coming to earth to marry a cat

#masterpost #svsss #solo leveling #bnha #boku no academia #star wars #mha #my hero academy #bleach #naruto

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rarepears · 2 years

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Your Gaara lands in Star Wars AU is pretty interesting.

Like which Gaara is it?

If it's pre Naruto then it would take quite a bit to get him to really settle down BUT-

He could accidentally take over swaths of land when enraged (I picked up a headcanon where he's normally a lot calmer than we saw at first but was on edge at being in Konoha)

Later on when he settles and maybe get attached to some runaway slave he kind of goes pusedo hokage on them but still has outbursts that lead to home taking over and becoming more and more infamous among government/Slave traders/People with power

While also being a safe haven for escaped slaves

On the other hand we could have a Gaara who's a lot more calm and channels Naruto constantly

While still doing the above of course

The original Gaara lands in Star Wars post.

Honestly, any Gaara would be fun to play with.

We can have pre-Naruto Gaara who landed in Jabba's palace and killed everyone because he was confused. Then he was extra confused that the locales (the slaves that got freed thanks to Gaara's stunt that ended up triggering a slave rebellion) were so kind to him, offering him food and clothes and free things, even after seeing him just murder random people.

The former slaves know how to read people and can tell what actions can and will trigger Gaara's rampages. Plus, Gaara's temper is like dessert storm, deadly and unpredictable but still predictable in some ways. So really, the main people who end up getting killed are foreigners and former slaveowners.

And with getting welcomed and all that, Gaara ends up becoming a kazekage of the planet.

And then Gaara's temper gets unleashed on the Senate and he kills the annoying Senator Palpatine because Mother Wanted His Heart jkjk.

Or Gaara lands in the dessert. And then Gaara being Gaara, he creates a sandstorm and the slaves see him walking out of the sandstorm unharmed.

Then they watch him kill people with his sand coffin technique.

It's really not a surprise then that the slaves believe he is a god, a god of the desert. And who better to rule the planet than the god himself? But first, the slaves must dethrone the current ruler.

Gaara really doesn't help the rumors when he transforms into a monster (aka Shukaku) - the slaves think that Shukaku is Gaara's natural and immortal form. And then Gaara tells people that his name is "Gaara of the Desert". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Which... isn't wrong, but still. You're feeding the rumor mill Gaara!

Charka and the Force are separate things. So the Jedi, who were worried upon hearing reports that Gaara of Tatooine could control lightning like a Sith, end up believing that Gaara is a God too since Gaara has no presence in the Force.

All things have a presence in the Force... except for Gaara.

The Jedi's lightsabers would do poorly against Gaara if you think about it.

The lightsabers would melt sand, yes, but that turns it into glass which... ouch. And Gaara can throw clones up and use his Magnet Release.

But worse, there's no point in using a lightsaber when your opponent is faster... Gaara can easily just slit the Jedi's throat with his speed and strength.

Hm, I feel like Gaara would hate the Senate. He doesn't like anyone having control over him. Gaara would also recall how the Daimyo were starving the Village of the Sand by withholding missions and sending it to other villages, so that wouldn't help Gaara's impression of the Republic either.

So maybe Gaara would take advantage of the Separatist movement to declare the planet to be independent of both sides. At this point, Gaara is pretty fond of the Tatooine folks, so he wouldn't want to unleash his temper on them. Instead, he moves to other planets whenever he has to let out his rage and satisfy Shukaku's bloodlust... I guess Gaara just takes over the Hutt Empire because why not?

And then Gaara effectively rules over the Hutt Empire Vadar style - aka if an officer is found corrupt or incompetent or pisses off Gaara, he kills them with the Sand Binding Coffin. Gaara can make clones; he can also spy with his eye, so ruling - and ruling well - over so many planets at once isn't as difficult.

Either way, Gaara (and Shukaku) are rather possessive. I don't think either versions would allow the Jedi to take Anakin. In fact, Anakin is a pretty good age for Gaara to train him! Gaara didn't exactly have a usual shinobi education and he knows it, so he just brushes off Anakin's inability to do most jutsu's as just his own teaching skills or lack of thereof and also the difference between jinchuriki and non-jinchuriki.

Anakin never realizes just how powerful he is because he's comparing himself to Gaara, but Anakin also doesn't get (much) inferiority complex since Anakin also believes that Gaara is a Desert God.

Just imagine young Anakin going around calling himself Gaara's Head Priest. That's such a cute image.

#gaara #sabaku no gaara #gaara of the desert #star wars #star wars crack #star wars idea #star wars au #naruto crossover #ask #asks #tatooine #gaara of tatooine au

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High priest Anakin...

I wonder what kind of rit- prayers would they have made?

What prayers would have been formed from cultural habits Gaara might have shown in front of them repeatedly? And how would they have been interpreted?

Gaara only knows how to use the electronics from his world so how would he react to spaceships? Think that they may be some kind of summon at first? Or maybe he would have already seen what's on tattooine and assumed it's like that?

Anakin totally not spreading the Cult of Gaara through the Galaxy no sirree

The original post of Gaara landing in Star Wars Second post about pre-Naruto!Gaara in Tatooine Postwar!Gaara in Tatooine

This was written with pre-Naruto!Gaara in mind, but most would apply to post-war Gaara as well

Anakin: Gaara, how does one pray to the sand god?

Gaara: blinks I don't know?

Anakin: Oh, okay.

Later that day

Anakin: Mom, I totally need to eat 10 slices of lemon cake for dinner. Don't you know that's how you pray to the desert god? By eating desserts?

Shmi: Uh huh young man. You still need to eat your vegetables first. Then we can talk about your cake later.

Anakin: Aw...

Gaara would have introduced shinobi hand signals. It gets called the Holy Sign Language of the Sands.

The few seals Gaara knows how to make are also plastered everywhere and everyone knows how to write them. Although those seals are inert and therefore can't work (since only Gaara has chakra), Gaara can just drag his finger across the paper seals to get them working. These working seals are basically the equivalent of "flowers blooming whenever the God walks" but shinobi styled.

Then the question becomes, what seals does Gaara even know? And to that, I guess it's up to your imagination. There's definitely storage seals, message seals, but what else? Since Sunagakure is in the desert, Gaara would have to know some seals related to water, temperature (and temperature regulation) and barriers (to block out sandstorms). Maybe some reinforcement and weight seals?

Huh, Gaara can now build buildings with his metal and sand techniques and slap on some reinforcement, temperature regulating, and barriers seals and tada. New building has been built.

Nice.

But anyways, the seals would be pre-written for Gaara. Gaara just floats around the planet and whenever he sees one of the seals on a wall and it's not working (or needs recharging), he will go activate it.

Gaara also would just build buildings to spend overnight whenever he isn't at his palace. And once he's doesn't need the building anymore, he leaves it in the desert, and other people (the Jawas or Tuskens or freed slaves?) turn those buildings into temples, havens, and new market bazaara. The first few buildings Gaara made weren't... suitable for living, but practice makes perfect and eventually the buildings because habitable spaces as well.

The Gaara Hotel chain, anyone?

Oh, Gaara's "love" tattoo on his forehead is definitely one of the Holy Rituals once people learn that it's the sign for "love". People probably wouldn't get it tattooed on their heads, but they might trace the character onto their loved one's skin (with water on especially important occasions since water is Important?).

Another one is praying to "Mother" and sacrificing blood for "Mother" to eat. People would take the more tame route and just sacrifice animal blood to the sand/dirt/ground instead of actually killing people. Purpose the purpose of having "rain blood" is to call for rain to fall on Tatooine.

And is standard for any and all deity worship, people will send tribute to Gaara - good food and water but also fabrics and objects that might be of interest to Gaara.

Gaara loves plants. Gaara would raise all the possible plants he can in his new palace.

I have no fucking clue how Gaara would react to spaceships.

Gaara: Have people now tamed demons so that they can travel in demon's stomachs to jump from planet to planet?

Or maybe instead of demons, he assumes those are Shinigami's? (Since there's that one forbidden jutsu where you summon a Shinigami but get eaten in return. Gaara would then assume that this new world figured out a way to bypass the cost of the jutsu by feeding the demons with that weird black liquid called "fuel".)

#gaara of the desert #sabaku no gaara #gaara #star wars #star wars crack #star wars idea #star wars au #naruto crossover #ask #asks #tatooine #gaara of tatooine au #naruto ideas

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rarepears · 2 years

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Ya got anymore of Gaara in tattoe ( idk how to write that name ) au?

The original post of Gaara landing in Star Wars

Second post about pre-Naruto!Gaara in Tatooine

With a Kazekage and postwar! Gaara, Gaara wouldn't be as, uh, aggressive in conquering Tatooine, I'd say.

This one would be a much slower conquering of the planet since Gaara isn't as bloodthirsty.

He would first adopt (and get adopted) by the Tusken Clan, particularly for his ability to find water and create water out of (basically) thin air with water jutsu.

LOL I guess this is a Gaara-the-Tusken-conqueror, uniting all the Tusken tribes into one large group. They would fall under Gaara's rule because of his infinite supply of water but also because they see his control over the sand and elements of nature and his rare bloodthirsty nature (when Gaara kills bounty hunters chasing after child slaves). Plus Gaara has his own "pet Massiffs" aka Shukaku.

And slowly but surely, slaves hear about the Tusken warlord who takes in free and runaway slaves, protects slaves from bounty hunters and Jabba's men, and who can perform magical feats of wonder like he's the son of [insert the name of Tatooine Gods].

#gaara #sabaku no gaara #gaara of the desert #star wars #star wars crack #star wars idea #star wars au #naruto crossover #ask #asks #tatooine #gaara of tatooine au #naruto ideas

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rarepears · 2 years

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Gaara lands in Star Wars

Or more specifically, Gaara somehow lands in the best possible planet for him: Tatooine.

He takes over the planet easily, gets rid of slavery, and plays with the local kids including one Anakin. Just Gaara doing Gaara things but in Star Wars.

The Jedi would be confused AF. They think Gaara is force sensitive but his mitochondria count is basically zero - zero is impossible, they say. So it must be so tiny that the device can't measure it. They think Shukaku is the physical manifestation of the Force.

More ideas in this 'verse:

Pre!Naruto Gaara in Tatooine

How people would worship Gaara the Sand/Desert God on Tatooine with high priest Anakin

Postwar!Gaara in Tatooine

Orochimaru in Star Wars

#star wars au #star wars idea #star wars crack #star wars #gaara #naruto crossover #star wars crossover #Tatooine #anakin #anakin skywalker #STAR WARS IDEAS #star wars thoughts #sabaku no gaara #gaara of the desert #ask #asks #tatooine #gaara of tatooine au

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