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#shen qingqiu’s old crazy ex is back for revenge… as a sword. named xin mo. au
rarepears · 1 year
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"What's the silliest way to make these fandom so collide?" Oh wait I got it - that eldritch 12th peak lord ran away to earth to become a cultivator because they were dating Obi Wan and got really upset when they broke up... And they broke up because Obi Wan kissed Jinwoo while undercover.... In Westeros
And in the background, Liu Qingge is trying to find Shen Jiu's real biological parents, Luo Binghe is swanning around in the Endless Abyss after retrieving Xin Mo the sword that was once known as the Dark Saber (and was also once Shen Jiu's ex-boyfriend), the Jedi Order is trying to figure out whether Jinwoo is the physical manifestation of the Force while Jinwoo is delivering presents to all of Obi Wan's children yellow minion troopers like he's Santa Claus (except the new couple discovers all the clone have been stolen by Hibari).
Gaara is taking over Tatooine, Orochimaru has taken over Sheev's body, a new Sith (named Wei Wuxian) has been spotted by the legendary Jedi Groot, and Yue Qingyuan still remains locked up in a little black house by Shen Jiu.
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rarepears · 2 years
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An au where Xin Mo used to be human and SQQ’s past life/self used to be close friends with him. Because of some serious drama, they had a huge fight (a battle actually) in which SQQ sealed Xin Mo’s soul into his sword.
So when Xin Mo found SQQ (reincarnated) he influenced LBH’s emotions and amplified his hatred for his shizun to torture and make SQQ suffer the worst to vent out his resentment that has been building up for many years.
What would be even more fun is if Xin Mo and Shen Qingqiu's previous incarnation were lovers. And they had a super super bad breakup.
And that's why Luo Binghe had all that love/hate feelings for his teacher. Those aren't actually his own but the sword's emotions coming through or if they were his own, they were very very small emotions that got amplified by the sword.
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rarepears · 2 years
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YQY rushes home from sealing a heavenly demon (a up to here thought impossible task) because he heard SQQ got a boyfriend and his big brother instinct went into overdrive. SQQ, not willing to admit he sealed his ex into a sword, simply says "what boyfriend? I was at the Warm Red Pavillion all this time."
To be fair, he actually did visit the Warm Red Pavillion if only to get tips on "what to do when your boyfriend turns out to be a yandere".
The ladies didn't exactly say to turn the boyfriend into a sword, but it was strongly implied to hide the body somewhere. Shen Jiu just decided to be pragmatic and make it a usable object like a sword.
Cough aren't there also those yellow books where the sword hilt is used to uh... be inserted there? No matter in what form, his boyfriend can do his boyfriend duty too.
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rarepears · 2 years
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It would be really interesting tho if Xin Mo was a very devoted lover and just super in love with SQQ. Then ah yes, all his love turned into resentment after SQQ’s “betrayal” to him. But I bet SQQ broke up with him for a good reason.
Maybe SQQ noticed Xin Mo becoming more and more obsessive and possessive of him, it became unhealthy so he broke up with him.
Or maybe to make things more tragic, Xin Mo still really loved SQQ, but also hated him because SQQ broke up with him for reasons he can’t understand. Maybe Xin Mo just didn’t realize he was being unhealthily obsessed and thought it was just how love was. Maybe for this au, his reason for becoming obsessed was because SQQ became the light of his dark life?
*cue tragic backstory of Xin Mo who was a sad lonely boi and never had anyone by his side until SQQ*
And ever since then Xin Mo becomes obsessed with being the only one SQQ would ever look at and rely on because if not then Xin Mo might lose SQQ’s affections and become lonely again.
So we have a yandere Xin Mo that might have tried to lock his precious Shen Jiu up because he thinks that Shen Jiu is just too good for this world and there's too many people trying to steal his A-jiu away from him.
Xin Mo likes knowing every single little thing that Shen Jiu did all day, spying upon Shen Jiu or setting up spies that would report back to Xin Mo.
Shen Jiu doesn't appreciate being made into a caged bird in a gilded cage. He likes freedom, so he wants out.
Alternatively, Shen Jiu thinks a good compromise for dealing with Xin Mo's possessiveness is to turn Xin Mo into a sword that Shen Jiu can carry around all day every day. Plus Xin Mo can't talk and embarrass/annoy him with all that possessive talk too.
Pity Xin Mo doesn't agree with that.
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rarepears · 2 years
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Masterpost [May 2022 Ideas]
May 2022
shen yuan and shang qinghua's systems can be customized like a 2010 deviantart page au
Circus Cang Qiong AU
cat jinwoo and owner shen jiu au
shen jiu is snow white but the animals are all very weird characters au
shen jiu has khr reborn's teaching style au
the au in which an 8 year old calls peak lord shen jiu as didi
sung jinwoo is liu qingge au
Shen Jiu x Luo Bingge modern actor AU
sung jinwoo's stans au
sung jinwoo the disney princess x antares the prince charming au
luo bingge gets topped by shen jiu au
jin zixuan reincarnated as the little palace mistress au
yue qingyuan is a mob boss au
wei wuxian gets mistaken as an amnesiac single parent wei changze au
sung jinwoo and shen jiu's marriage gets revealed to cultivation world during trial au
bakugou x strongest duo in a spy x family au setting/premise
kylo ren x bakugou
endeavor x frost monarch (solo leveling) au
peak lords cursed to morph into animals and get petted by shen jiu au
wei wuxian becomes wei qingwei au
hannibal lecter is the no 1 most desirable bachelor among ghouls
luo binghe deserves his sailor moon girl moment!
liu qingge and human cauldrons au
Liu Qingge faked his death in PIDW to go on a secret mission au
Liujiu where liu qingge timeloops until PIDW pre canon events are back on track AU
shen qingqiu marries a brothel madam au
svsss porn industry au
shen jiu's pet bites liu qingge on command au
svsss shen yuan's michelin guide au
BNHA LOV enterprise au
ichigo gets a stalker named gojo au
sung jinwoo is bald au
liu qingge and qiu haitang were engaged once au
cat shen qingqiu and hamster shang qinghua bros au
Arya and Jon siblings shenanigans au
pidw written as a recipe blog au
where obiwan and luke become roommates but everyone thinks it’s a non platonic relationship because it started with a marriage proposal au
kronk transmigrates into game of thrones and becomes gregor clegan au
hermione in svsss au
sqh and sy sleepover au
svsss leverage au
wen ruohan and his ancestors au
shen jiu becomes a spirit au
svsss's love sitcom starring the 8th and 12th peak lords au
Tywin Lannister X Sung Jinwoo
shen qingqiu died in the caves instead of liu qingge au
shang qinghua is also a lawyer au
the 4th peak is a peak for ghosts and ghosts only au
the 8th peak of cang qiong is the communications peak
the 12th peak of cang qiong: the eldritch handlers au
gin ichimaru passes himself off as aerys after accidentally killing the king in duskendale au
shen yuan hates mosquitos but mosquitos love him au
is shen jiu a tsundere? au [Komi Can’t Communicate X SVSSS crossover]
shen jiu x lan xichen au
shen qingqiu's old crazy ex is back for revenge... as a sword. named xin mo. au
accidental marriage in the nightless city aka xianxia las vegas au
The married life of Sung Jinwoo and Wen Ruohan au
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