xwynn
no penis forged against me shall prosper
hello! name's wynnie (she/her), in my 20s, and this is where I do the thing. forever in cahoots with Grigori-Girl
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Bro I love married banter but also I hate it bc Im like. God I wish that were me
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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the idea of a podcast having dynamic ads that relate to you even when the episode came out years ago is so perverse. like it's a sound file a podcast is just an audio clip. and you're telling me before the audio clip reaches my ears some algorithm is poking around in its guts adding things and taking things out. you're ravishing it. it's obscene
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i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.
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Fighting for my fucking life here
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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
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I have a listing for $1 on Etsy, and thought I'd use it as an example of how much the fees are.
This customer got a 10% discount on $1, paying $0.90. I stopped sending these discounts but Etsy doesn't let you deactivate them, so they still work for buyers who have them.
They paid shipping which was $4.68 and sales tax which was $0.35, in total paying $5.93. Shipping and sales tax do not go to the seller. I will need to pay that $4.68 for shipping to the postal service.
So we have $0.90.
Out of $0.90, Etsy takes 3.0% of the order total, plus $0.25 for credit card processing ($0.43)
Then on top of that, they take 6.5% of item total in Etsy fees ($0.06)
And finally, a shipping fee of 6.5% of what the customer paid for shipping ($0.30)
In total Etsy took $0.79. So the remaining profit to me is $0.11
Now, most listings you will see will be more than $1 obviously. But the percentages and fees will be the same.
As you can hopefully see, sellers are incentivized to raise their prices to counteract these fees. This is why I have made an effort to move to Shopify, although most buyers continue to prefer Etsy.
And by the way, no hard feelings to anyone who does prefer Etsy! I completely understand and acknowledge that for some buyers, especially international and EU/UK buyers, it is a necessity because Etsy handles VAT and other import fees. I also understand that Etsy provides peace of mind: providing refunds in certain circumstances, as well as shop reviews.
I hope this is informative for any buyers or sellers out there.
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
Link will be in the reblog!
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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