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crushedsweets · 9 months
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BEN GOING OFF ON JEFF (speaking MY mind) ((they’re arguing in Nina’s apartment))
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heartofalifer · 1 month
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sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know
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some-creep · 5 months
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While it should come as no surprise, Alina is literally just Ariane in a wig to the point you can see her white hair under her brown hair.
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thgegooberguy · 1 month
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Chainsaw uh-
ch- chain saw ummmmm
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chainsawman official mouthwash! For my stankass family of three!
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sagau-my-beloved · 1 year
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Imagine albedo gets impatient and teleports reader to teyvat whilst venti is in jail.
Cue a rescue op to save venti (who has already escaped)
You know, reader and Albedo teaming up to undermine the legal system with a heist where Venti is the target prize was not something I thought I'd be thinking about
But honest, I'm here for it, Albedo would make a great heist partner and there's no debating that, man would have everything you could ever need or want in a bag that's way too small to carry it all, now getting his fluffy hair under a mask might prove to be more of a challenge than the actual rescue
I don't actually think I've ever seen a heist movie so idk all the tropes that go along with it but I like to imagine there's a lot of unintended explosions along with comedic banter
I've got the perfect ending scene in mind where you've both checked all the jail cells and are whisper arguing over what to do next, let me set the scene
Creator: "Did they transfer him already? I swear."
Albedo: "Maybe there's a secret room we don't know about? There could be an underground section..."
Creator: "Well how the hell are we going to break that 'more trouble than he's worth' bard out of a 'may or may not exist' room? Huh??"
Venti: "Have you guys tried finding a layout of the building, I think I saw one in the main office."
Creator: "Finally a good fucking idea, thank you Venti—"
Creator: "...Wait—"
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shortsighteddemigod · 3 months
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Took me 10 years to realise why Crusty sells waterbeds instead of normal mattresses, because he's a son of Poseidon!
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kylianwifey · 7 months
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ı ( we ) been waiting for these
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Perhaps carrying Gnome Chomsky to the rocket on my first HL2:ep2 playthrough is not a good idea
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sweetmyrrhs · 4 months
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i had a dream and it was etho (irl) watching his own DO2 runs and laughing but he looks like the most generic white guy with brown hair a beard and a funny smile in my head idc what you say
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my flat mate opening the fridge to find 3 of her eggs cracked and leaking has resulted in several kitchen conferences between 4 and 10 pm, 5 different people being accused of breaking the eggs (and then lying)(only 4 people live here), 3 additional people being video called in to provide support, a heated argument on the ethics of buying caged eggs, a second on weaponized incompetence and women's domestic labour, all english men being proclaimed cold and heartless because apparently this would never happen in italy, and me and another girl getting called martyrs to the patriarchy. we still don't know what happened to the eggs
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matchanxious · 1 year
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still thinking about how the polish supa strikas wiki put max power’s age / year of birth as 2004 💀💀 obviously not canon but still omfg
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lenny-zesty · 2 days
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things my friends have called me bc they are very mean 2 me /j
-goomba -grandpa -leadbelly -bernadette -pale ass white crayon -the gay vegan shark from shark tale -80s librarian
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ssaalexblake · 3 months
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my choice to be vaguely responsible and learn how to use the sewing machine before i seriously attempt to make something using it has led to me having the weirdest collection of sewn up fabric scraps.
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formulalfc · 5 months
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okay now im hella stressed cause the city players are dropping out of international duty and are gunna be rested to play us, kill me now
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incorrect-supercorp · 2 years
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A toy story reference.
Lena sign Kara's feet while she's distracted, just to see how she's going to react.
She sign her name, and then Kara notices.
K: did you just sign ur name on my feet?
Lena just look at her laughing.
L: I did
Kara laugh too and then: Last time I saw it was named Andy.
Lena used this name referring to Andrea so many times, she think Kara talks about her.
She looks at Kara like she's going to kill her and then: Andy...
Kara just realized, while Lena is kicking the shit outta her, she's screaming this: IM SAYING ANDY THE BOY- THE BOY LENA SWEAR
Sorry I'm stupid
lena: a boy? wHaT BOY ???? THAT'S EVEN WORSE–
lena: are you cheating on me 😭😤
kara: wha-baby no. here sign my other feet too
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buglaur · 2 months
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hello!!where'd u make the ur 3d avatar under ur nickname!!!
hi! i made it in blender
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