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Dance in the name of Friendship
الأصدقاء هم رفاق أحباء
فلنرقص على أنغام المحبة احتفالاً بفرح الصداقة
#bromance#Best men#budding romance#funny friends#Groom#parties#friendship#men dancing#buddies#رقص#شباب
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You no longer have 0 asks in your ask box😈
Just for that I'm gonna leave it there! ...ah shit. 😝
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I have two besties that I love and they're both just as weird as me which is great but one of them is weirder than the other so she just sorta does her own thing and the other is super smart and cool like me on the outside and then when we're together we both just go wild but anyways I got my phone and started recording a vid of my suuuuper weird friend and was like do something weird and she just sorta went limp and fell in the floor and then I did the same for my smart but hilarious friend and she stood up straight, looked me straight in the eye, and said "sometimes i wonder if humans can walk on the 'water planets' bc they say they're made of water so technically if humans CAN walk on them doesn't that make us like magic of smth" and I was like uhhhhh
#Humor#Funny friends#Water planets#Planets#Memes#Weird friends#Funny stories#Weird thoughts#Shower thoughts
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Clown
I cannot be entertaining enough to fix this.
I cannot pretend the rawness on my face is a clown's mask.
Exaggerations have left me empty-handed.
I grasp my own hands, my own flesh.
My jokes are no longer funny.
They aren't big enough to distract.
I want my humour back.
I want it with rage and I want it with hidden fear.
I don't want you to see this.
I'm sorry you have to protect yourself from me.
Deep breaths before opening my messages, hoping that you won't find something final in my jumbling words.
I'll keep trying to be your court jester.
I'm not so good at it anymore.
No one wants to look in my eye.
I used to be easy, barely human, fun.
Now everyone sees how bloody my insides are.
Everytime I trip, a bit of my insides spill out, and the crowd I have amassed cringes.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to be found out like this.
I meant to be something better.
Forgive my humanity, how ugly it is now.
I'm sorry for being a pill hard to swallow,
And hands always reaching out.
I'm not your duty, but you're there every time,
Watching my madness with your sad eagle eyes,
Never looking straight into mine.
-- Mischa N.
#original poem#poem#poetry#poets on tumblr#poems and quotes#original writing#sad poem#vent poem#spilled prose#prose#prose poem#prose poetry#funny friends
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Friends and I have a story about Dinosaur Riders Vs Aliens. Each of our rider character's dino is named after a character from an ancient story. My characters partner is a Raptor and has been for years. But then one day bestie just asks out of the blue:
I personally find this hilarious. Now if the dinosaur really did spit venom and hoots like an owl is irrelevant. My bestfriend saw "VENOMOUS HOOTING OWL DINO!" And thought of me.
And guys....
She commits... now at first it was a simple copy and paste... but as you can see; shes getting a bit creative.
And starting to disolve into madness.... more to come
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“Welcome to the Shit Show, pull up a seat, I’ll be your waiter today!”
- @gingerturtle94 because she had to do this to me today 💀
#mental health#depressed but funny#depression humor#funny mental health stuff#actually adhd#living with adhd#adhd brain#adhd#adult adhd#adhd life#anxiety disorder#bipolar disorder#bipolar2#it’s the neurodivergency#it’s the adhd#funny friends#friendship
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#i have a tall friend who does this to me#cant hate her for something so fuckin funny tho#chilchucks villain arc
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في عيد ميلاده ٢٨، نحتفل بأحد أجمل وأظرف مشاهد جيسي جيمس رانوفيتسكي التمثيلية.
Happy Birthday
#Jesse James Ranowiecki#sexy hunk#handsome#Bromance#funny friends#spencer laval#Jackson cooper#Rocco fallon#roomies
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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.
The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.
“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”
The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”
“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.
I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.
He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”
“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”
A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.
I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.
So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….
“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.
Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.
The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.
So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)
But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.
“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”
#IT WAS SO FUNNY#the kid was like GROSS#and dad was like its art :)#maybe one day you will feel that way too son#and he was like NO NEVER GROSS#and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way#but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal#A+ dad#dad of all time#dad champion#forage friends
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they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???
#my art#dungeon meshi#mickbell tomas#it was so fucking funny because a minute earlier i told my friend “(other friend) just finished the manga and he discovered mickbells a guy#and they went “HES A GUY??” and i burst out laughing#and then kuro called used fem pronouns. i was left like a fool
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