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blueiight · 1 year

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oskar von reuenthal — one of reinhard’s earliest supporters in the overthrow of the goldenbaum dynasty & one half of the “twin stars”

#yn.#lotgh #lotgh novel #oskar von reuenthal #wolfgang mittermeyer #funniest thing ever man #this reminds me of the actors trolling as their characters making puns #& reuenthal’s pun being sexually inappropriate #‘baby when we’re in bed.. u dont have to be such a gale wolf~~’ making fun of mitt cuz . cuz thats his nickname. and. and #estimations on wolfgang mittermeyer’s refractory period thread locked after much debate

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bbqhooligan · 1 month

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Drake L continues

sorry its so long, endless L, final notes:

#mypost #kendrick lamar #drake #k.#long post #the funniest thing ever is ive seen drake fans going ''EVERYONE BELIEVES KENDRICKS CLAIMS BUT NOT DRAKES'' and someone said #''their reputations are their own making...''#LMAO. like yeah. between the two of them kendricks word is more trustworthy. he isnt the known liar teen liker two faced actor???#anyway my king pulled off a single man cancel operation on someone who is famous for slippery slipping out and protecting his image #pinned that man down....

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kacievvbbbb · 5 months

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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

#Mihawk is a man of whims.#crocodile is crushing screaming pulling out his hair.#I know Mihawk’s government expenses half the reason Sengoku retired. he probably can’t even look at wine anymore #he really thought he was about to get a sensible business partner #and wound up with the most unhinged hedonistic petty man in the New World.#fully have you ever seen this man do paperwork in his life?#Crocodile is trying to run a business while his two partners steadily try to run it into the ground with every frivolous expense #atleast Mihawk brings muscle and the occasional good idea when he’s so inclined.#hawkeye mihawk #cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #cross guild #throwing thoughts to the void #one piece #op

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seasicksilver · 2 months

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good old times

#invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #mark grayson #nolan grayson #debbie grayson #fan art #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #doodle #my art #i headcanon that mark was THE ugliest baby ever and nolan's immediate reaction to seeing mark was the most disgusted 'ew' of all time #mainly bc i think it would be the funniest thing ever actually #then he gets attached and is like 'how did this happen. he is so ugly'#nolan grayson: mark may be an ugly baby. but he is MY ugly baby #sorry i have actual deep thoughts about this show but i have to meme on it or else it becomes a little too depressing #nolan being clueless about kids. esp human kids is another hc #humans are so fragile so i must bundle my part human child in winter clothes in the middle of spring <- nolan's thought process #debbie thinks it's cute #making myself depressed knowing how this family turns out #whatever nolan wins the most divorced man award. i need debbie to explode him #what could have been scenarios always get me because like. what if nolan stopped being constipated and had a rational thought for once #if he was able to see how insane the viltrumite way of life was and was able to properly cope with breaking away from it...

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palms-upturned · 1 year

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I understand the appeal of content of Harry and Kim being Cuno’s gay dads but it always is so funny to me bc Cuno seems to have some respect for Kim meanwhile Kim would rather eat glass than be nice to Cuno. Cuno talking behind Kim’s back is like “hey I can pick on the bino but you can’t, that’s fucked up. He took a bullet for you. He’s all right. Lay off him.” And then Kim talking behind Cuno’s back is like “stop engaging with The Creature, I don’t think he’s vaccinated”

#meg talks #disco elysium #kim canonically hating children is the funniest thing ever. what a horrible cop of a man

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natjennie · 5 months

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julian describing himself as a "former politician, brackets, disgraced" is maybe the funniest line of the show

#its definitely one of the funniest thing he's ever said #s5 is so fun actually because they're so comfortable in their characters #and also the characters are more comfortable in their existence #like. the way they've adapted to modern life and having alison around #kitty casually watching is it cake and pretending to be spider-man #them all playing the april fools prank on alison #trying to play trivia game shows and eventually having alison answer questions about their different time periods #its all so seamless #it's not alison wrangling weird dead people anymore #it's just a group of wacky roommates #some of whom are incorporeal and have been there for hundreds upon thousands of years #i love you ghosts #bbc ghosts

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year

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how to care for ur man thing

#ethan winters #alcina dimitrescu #i dont ship them #daniela open her moms phone to find 67+ searches regarding how to take care of a man thing #she shows her sister and they all think its the funniest thing ever #cassandra the man thing is making weird noises #mother hes crying #oh #ew how do we make him stop #resident evil village #re8 #resident evil #resident evil 8 #resident evil fanart #please dont use this as ship art #miss dimitrescu would only date women #comics #miss D and her man thing

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stormy-grey · 22 hours

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People are always fighting over who the biggest hater in media is but they’re all wrong. It’s Doctor Wily. That man is so unapologetically petty and evil it’s hilarious. The entire plot of Megaman 11 happens because he remembers that Doctor Light said something sorta rude to him over forty years ago. The entire reason Zero exists is because Wily heard Light had built X and just wanted to make sure that his legacy of Causing Issues for Light’s family lived on. He built Bass to be stronger than Rock but specifically designed him to also look way cooler and gave him a giant pet wolf. That man’s hatred fully extended toward Megaman’s dog. It’s even funnier in the Ariga continuity because half the time it doesn’t even seem like he really gives a shit about taking over the world he fully just enjoys causing problems.

#megaman #dr wily #rock man #genuinely one of the funniest characters ever created #not to mention the fact that he programs most of his robots to be total assholes #which is one of the only consistent things he does across continuities

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 9 months

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Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me)#you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/'#and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300'#needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case)#also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

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tatonslice · 13 days

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yeah i think im stuck here now. this is not good for me

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ilynpilled · 8 months

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jaime’s desperate attempts at lannister family peace negotiation are hilarious like brother give up already its so over

#jaime and his negotiator era is the funniest thing ever his absent hand always starts twitching #him trying to untangle the most complicated knots with one hand man get him out of here #hes like noooo stopp fighting stoppp nooo #mediator middle son

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jimmyspades · 1 month

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"Look alive!" THE BLACKLIST 10.13 "The Sicilian Error of Color"

#GET A WIGGLE ON JANET!!!!!!#one of the best funniest scenes ever they had that old man MOVING!!!!!!#[girl who has a sword voice] as a girl who has a sword I would do the same thing if someone stole my sword #james spader #the blacklist #raymond reddington #*#not really relevant but I had to check the TBL subreddit to remember where this scene was #and. can we complain about the TBL subreddit together. come here hold my hand #a certain type of regular commenter there is so....... if you don't like the show why put that much effort into hating.#I really don't get it like it's not that deep 😭#if you love the show (which I do) it CAN be that deep. which is fun! we know it's a bit silly and disjointed but it's fun :)#but if you hate the writers and showrunners and james and the last 8 seasons (!) wtf are you doing. log off seriously it's weird to care!#anyway. look alive get a wiggle on janet! -raymond reddington #I miss jamesy :( do another movie. please

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neproxrezi · 5 days

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in 1993, my paternal grandmother met my mum for the first time. she said that she'd had some new conservatory doors put in because "I don't have very long left now and want to enjoy them while I can"

i guess i can finally say that she was off by a whole thirty-one years

#thank you grandma. for one of the funniest things I've ever heard #and everything else #man.#dibi

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goldiipond · 2 months

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17 years and nintendo still wont tell us what the fuck mr.l's deal was

#skye's ramblings #mysterious masked man with no backstory he came he built a robot he blew up the robot several times then he fucking died. iconic #japes aside thefact that none of the heros show an ounce of recognition towards him at any point is still the funniest thing ever

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vongulli · 9 months

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ALSO me and my buddy Flap got to ep 111 of op..... Crocodile is my everything he's so funny to me... Mr cool mafia esque guy with his casino and round ass bananagator pets... too cute.. he's so cool but in the way of "oh I know he sat there making sure to think of everything cool and dastardly he could say when the enemy gets here" too cute.. so dastardly.. the effort he puts into the presentation..

#text #vonchatty #💖💖💖💖crocodile..#him fucking sending sandstorms to that one specific old man funniest thing ive ever seen hes so petty #i need to see luffy beat him up its gonna be the funniest ever #love u crocodile...#ALSO ROBIN IS EXTREMELY COOL god even cooler than i first imagined

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moeblob · 9 months

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Pen doodles from yesterday and then digital for today

Katale and Rudyard but as little crime babies. Since he's known her for a while and just thought she looked like a little street thug despite being higher ranking than him in the crime organization at first, the cat-ear hairstyle was just A Thing for her. And it spawned the nickname he would use in private of "Kitty" and even when she grows her hair out and he grays even more he still calls her Kitty in private. They're literally just bffs who do crime and what more can you want of them??

#my characters #time for more lore in the tags #so it was brought to my attention that the funniest thing possible is to give them a few bases with my favorite meme #the color theory meme where everything is just too reminiscent of a bloody massacre #because honestly katale would be like hey rud hey i have the FUNNIEST idea ever look at this carpet pattern #and he looks at the very horrific carpet and just says go on #like keep going this is funny and very much the funniest thing we can do as crime lords keep going #and they do actually have that kind of decor in one of the nicer buildings #and the poor little agent who is on a mission to kill them walks in like HOLY CRAP ITS A MASSAC-- thats the carpet that is JUST the carpet #and has to take a minute to file that information away before proceeding #then stuff happens and the two crime bosses are like oh yeah that agent is our son now we adopted him its fine he can be here #also ruds sense of humor is super dry and he doesnt really SHOW the fact hes amused much but thats what makes kitty so happy when he jokes #he sounds very serious but hes enjoying himself and thats wonderful #like those weather reporters who see an off the wall temp and go OH YEAH EVERYONES DEAD IN THAT CITY #or the other weather man video where only some of the temps are off the wall so hes like #oh yeah this seems to be the safe area but if you go up north a bit its basically melted - there isnt anything to loot there dont bother #that is his sense of humor. hes super casual and acts like he didnt just say the funniest thing on the planet

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