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what the hell tumblr mobile, im just trying to scroll the dashboard, not send shit to people
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tumblr stop unfollowing my longtime treasured mutuals challenge or i’ll fucking claw your throat out
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why is it up there .
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hmm thinking about older bf!simon who hasn’t really got his head around the whole sexting thing- the man had a flip phone before he met you.
he had, however, reluctantly gone out and got an android after a harmless conversation between the two of you.
“how am i meant to send you videos while you’re away if you have a flip phone, si?”
“videos of what?”
“guess.”
he virtually only uses the thing to get texts, calls, and videos of you fucking yourself in your shared bed whilst he’s deployed. he saves every video, which is a risky manoeuvre considering you haven’t taught him how to set a passcode yet (johnny catches a not-unwelcome eyeful when he goes looking for the directions he sent simon earlier)
older bf!simon is also a fantastic listener, when you tell him you want him to send pics but not ones that make his cock look like a dead fish. you give him strict instructions:
put your phone on self-timer, sit back, thighs spread, one hand around your cock, the other behind your head, you choose if your face is in it xox
man loves an order.
so whilst he’s away, you’re in the kitchen cooking up dinner-for-one and your phone buzzes on the counter- you drop the fucking pasta strainer straight on the floor when you unlock your phone.
simon’s face wasn’t necessarily in the photo, more so his mask. he was fully dressed, tactical gear (down to the vest) still on with a rifle leaning against his thigh. he was in the exact position you’d request, gloved fingers wrapped around the base of him with his other bicep firm behind his head.
you’re so busy saving the photo and staring back at it 100,000 times that you forget to respond. honestly, you forget how to function as your mouth goes dry and your eyes are unable to look at anything else.
simon hesitates on the other end, wondering if he’d fucked up- if he hadn’t followed the brief, if he’d embarrassed himself. thankfully, he knows he only has to ask.
“that what you were after, pet?”
the trepidation in his chest is replaced with a rapidly inflating ego.
“jesus christ, that’s exactly what i needed”
swapped out with slight confusion, but the ever present willingness to learn.
“you ever heard of a nut video with sound on?”
pt2
#fuck knows where this came from#i need a man so un-tech-savvy it’s a miracle he can function#like knows how to pilot a chopper but can’t update an app#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#ghost smut#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley drabble#simon ghost riley drabble#ghost drabble#simon riley blurb#simon ghost riley blurb#ghost blurb#older bf!simon
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Why the hell is tumblr not letting me add new terms to my filtered content
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hi i'm alive i'm just struggling my way to happiness & productivity
#but i swear i AM going to achieve it 💪💪💪💪💪 even if my main strssor rn is being so behind on work again 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪#comms comms comms#wheee#tomorrow is my bday but today is CRUNCH day im gonna spend 6 hours minimum @ work and then maybe more#this year im gonna get medicated for my adhd but so help me god in the meantime i am going to try with my whole heart to use schedules#and planners and reminders and focus apps and music to put myself in a no distractions cube#AH#RAUH#who needs addy when i can just smoke a bit of weed and ignore bodily functions for a few hours while i work#wweheeeeeeEW#my art#furry#oc: cow#fursona#cowmic#sortta#idunno. an update comic#bc i feel like ive been leaving everyone in the dark and it feels Bad#also sorry one last thing.#FUCK paypal. fuck paypal forever and ever.
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please keep posting your sketches and wips. it's not obnoxious at all! your art is beautiful
2 - 0 in favour of sketches, then, excellent!
And thank you!
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the primordial desire to fight a krill is at the top of maslow’s hierarchy of needs
#sky children of the light#sky cotl#sky cotl krill#my art#fanart#art#comic#sky memes#meme redraw#sand guardian vine#had this one cooking since 2019#if i continue the metaphor then i came back to the kitchen after it was deep cleaned and the food on the pan was gone#it took a 2 hour flight for me to revive it via basic phone drawing app#anyways go play sky.#travelling spirit soon. you know you want cosmetics.#krills have no soul and i would fight one with my bare hands if they weren’t invincible#A SIGNATURE! FINALLY! IT’S BAD BUT IT’S FUNCTIONAL#dont repost or you’ll be buried in sand next.#drew sky memes on a plane. couldn’t be closer to the source material if i tried
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Lil’ minimalist 2am notes app drawing 🌘
(WIP it came from below the cut)
#dan and phil#dnpgtumblrtag#wanted to brainstorm what my next piece would look like digitally but don’t have access to my laptop rn#so I put it in the Freeform app which is like notes but pure doodle function#went copy-paste thinking it would duplicate the whole thing onto the dark background but it only took the highlights#and now it’s a cool minimalist doodle#ser sketches#btw the next artwork itself is inspired by phil = moon and the eclipse shirt#so that’s why sun & moon#dnp
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Do you go commando with that fat, veiny cock swinging freely in your pants?
#fat cock in grey sweatpants
personally no. not in that overdramatic "my dick is too big 🙄🥺" sense, but I like the support underwear gives me. everything flopping around can irritate me after a while.
example how it can look though
#took me hot minute to find this#finally had to put grey into the search function of my photos app lol#its pretty tame but hope the censors arent mean to me 🤞#me#asks#anon#sweatpants#grey sweatpants
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literally all day ive been buzzing w excitement to go home and finish drawing sokka. current wip of him is my fave
#have a forty minute bus ride to just think abt it.#speaking of. the bus put this ad over the windows#like it's tinted so you can see out but not well#come on!!! i wanna see the world. the sky. but no. you gotta plaster some add so even yhough i can't even see it it's stopping me#me @ myself: so when you go home you're actually gonna draw#right? and not just watch tv? right?#i will continue to use the text post function of this app like its an instagram story bc no one follows me there but here you're Stuck#i guess you're not stuck you could quite easily unfollow but eh. cahhm onn
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the french funky fit but real
Also I realize idk if tumblr ever got told about the funky outfits so context:
Also alt. versions are below like always :}
[warning for smoking & bright colors!!!]
#i never wanna draw an accordion again dude#im happy with how it looks at least so it was worth it#also dansan is lucky i cropped out the part of the convo where CJ bullied tf outta them#not bullied technically#guy defended his funky place after being challenged#however. was VERY hilarious#chonny jash#cj tmph#cj funky#i believe that's the tag#funky deserves his own tag#-atlas art-#Edit: bro i hate this app it posted early AND shuffles the images around#such a functional place aint it
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mikoto phone drawing from school
process pics
#I forgot to download a proper drawing app so I made this using my camera's edit function#classmate borrowed my phone while I was doing this and I accidentally deleted the tab before saving. misery#milgram#mikoto kayano#my stuff#green's gallery#fanart#digital art#silly creatures
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HOLY FUCK THERES A MUSIC OPTION ON TUMBLR WHAT THE HELLLL
#kainess#bllk#bllk fanart#bluelock#art#digital art#nesskai#michael kaiser#alexis ness#twitter sniped me bruh so i have to be active here#idk how this app works still#LIKE MY ART#what’s a reblog💀#is the bllk fandom even active here#oh well#am i using the tagging function right#idc#i love kainess#Spotify
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I love how tumblr has removed all relevant usability in their app. I love how I can no longer turn my phone sideways so I can actually see whats in a picture or a video. I love how instead of opening a picture to see it more clearly I'm immediately jumped into some cursed tiktok tumblr timeline where if I scroll down I'm shown some completely unrelated stuff. I especially love how this makes one of my sideblogs virtually unusable. I love how getting to someone's blog or to a specific post has become a detective mission to find a teeny tiny place to tap for the app to do something you want to. I love how instead of showing timestamps on posts as an internal feature where it would be in the same language the app is, the timestamps are somehow in the same language your phone is. I love how I've never wanted nothing less than have an app be in two different languages at the same time.
And by love I mean I absolutely loathe it. I have never hated any changes as much as I do these what the fuck is wrong with the people who thought this was a good idea?
#tumblr fuckery#i use that one sideblog to collect satisfying videos i can show my kids in case of emergency#and now i have to hover over their shoulders so they won't accidentally stumble on some shit#the mobile site is absolute trash and ive understood its not better on desktop either#tumblr is a functional app
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