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Not to be a pretentious fuck or anything but I usually really hate talking about Subnautica with people despite it being one of my all time favourite games because a lot of the time it's just,,, oh okay the developers lovingly crafted an entire alien planet with incredibly beautiful flora and fauna that had a lot of thought put into the evolutionary niche every living creature fills and how every piece of this ecosystem interacts with each other. All done with the express goal of being a nonviolent game that encourages the player to study and appreciate the beauty in the world around them and convey the idea that humans aren't the center of the universe and we should lessen our impact on our environments as much as possible. And all you can talk about is how everything is weird and scary and how much you want to kill it and how you're mad that you can't terraform and destroy more stuff and think the 'combat' is terrible and wish you would get a better reward for finally killing those reapers!!!
#the fact that you get nothing is the point!!#youre missing the entire point of the fucking game!!#if i hear one more 'oh i just killed the reapers cause they annoyed me' im going to perish#my thoughts#subnautica
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soul baby - grim reaper x reader (Spoiler Warning For Grim's Name)
Grim reapers don't have time to reproduce and fall in love. There's no time in the underworld for that. They claim a soul every couple of minutes, and they get some time to recover during the time that their souls are unbalanced.
Though, as much as he finds you to be infuriatingly flirtatious and messing with his head, you weren't wrong when you told him that you'd make a soul baby with him.
Maybe that's how you first got into his head.
And when sound of your skin and his echoes through your apartment, your nails clawing down his back desperately, Casper wonders for a moment, just a moment, if you were really just some mortal, or if death itself came up and decided that he was too lonely. He doesn't mind the way your nails draw blood on his back, and he leans in further, pressing your legs against your chest as he thrusts into you again.
"Ca—" You gasp. "Casper."
"Yes, sunshine?"
You moan as you feel him force himself further inside of you.
"'s too much."
"What happened to the flirty little thing in the chatroom?" He tilts his head teasingly, lips pulled into a smile. "You're so bold when there's a screen."
"Ah," Your back arches as your chest presses to his, lips quivering as you whimper.
"Speechless?" He speeds up, using his body weight to press you down. "Thought you wanted a soul baby. You want me to put one in you? Hm?"
You nod your head feverishly, eyes blowing wide as you cling onto his shoulders.
"Alright. Don't waste anything, sunshine."
You moan as he cums in you, legs shaking as you feel his warmth flood inside of you, and you gasp, eyes teary. You cling onto him while shaking, only relaxing when you feel him collapse on top of you, cock plugging you full and keeping his cum inside of you. You catch your breath as he nuzzles his nose into your jaw, pressing a gentle kiss there.
"Was I good?"
"You were great, casp."
#you've fucked him time for him to fuck you#OH MY GODFDD HE JKSDGHSDLGKDS HES SO FINEEE WHAHHHHHHH#grim reaper x reader#casper x reader#a date with death x reader#☾.nsfw#I NEED TO FUCK HIM. HE NEEDS TO FUCK ME. IM SO HAPPY THIS GAME EXISTS#im on what day 5?? need him to fold me in half rn actually#nah fuck the queue I want this man NOW#a date with death#reader insert#IM GOING TO FUCK THI SMAN SILLY.
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I love places where I can walk around outdoors barefoot. makes me feel like a persistence predator
#look at me i am pursuing you! i am barefoot and holding a spear and i am pursuing you at a steady pace over great distances!!!#you want to stop and rest but you can't because i am slowly but inevitably PURSUING you#a grim fucking reaper treading softly never tiring pausing only to polish my scythe#anyway there should be more places where i can walk around barefoot and mostly naked i want to honor my early hominid ancestors#so far the only place i've found is the beach#technically you can walk around barefoot mostly naked in a park for instance but that is Frowned Upon i believe
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At least OJ can rest peacefully now that his ex wife’s and her friend’s killer is now dead.
#oj simpson#current events#grim reaper#fuck the gop#vote blue#vote progressive#vote liberal#don the con#lock him up#oj simpson memes#anti trump
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Well... THEM
#he's bi Shepard#he'll fuck you even if you're a worm#I mean reaper#this was secretly a blue ending propaganda post#mass effect#commander shepard#kaidan alenko#mshenko#shitposting#my stuff#my memes
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Prompt in Memes 8
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#dad hood#memes#meme#halfa jason todd#reaper class entity jason#fright knight: It's free son#Jason: I will not get attached#Jason: *Gets attached*#Jason: FUCK#fright knight#FK: here son this is the GIW we try to avoid or destroy them- don't touch those-#Jason with an armful of cores: Where did they go what-#de aged danny#de aged ellie#de aged jazz#de aged tucker#de aged sam#de aged val#de aged wes#de aged kyle#Jason: this better not be some mpreg fanfic bullshit I SWEAR-#star core jason#jason's ghost form deserves to be able to open his helmet like a jaw#gives off living armor vibes almost#if that makes sense
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wanted to show off my new watermark, but this is still a wip of a TAZ au my roommate and I are doing
#roadstostray#my art#this is actually a design for an rp my roommate and I are doing#basically the concept is that Danny gets sucked into the world of TAZ balance and his powers get all fucky#taako is keeping this stupid fucking idiot from getting his soul reaped by the reapers#so to keep him from turning full human and getting BLASTING by the voidfish song and gooping his brain#he turns into this#its very fun#anyways enjoy the wip#danny phantom#dp#dp phanart#phan art#danny fenton
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so. it seems like the code entity may not have liked the tall tales cellbit was telling about the hooded necromancer.
this happened around 6h55m into his stream on 5/3.
things are not right on this island
[warning, some parts are a little loud i think]
#qsmp#qsmp cellbit#cellbit#qsmp lore#alright so this shit's fucked bro#the way the reaper mob stands over his body? and almost looks like it's laughing at him?#the story you told is alive and the island is watching you and it wants you dead#and you're lucky it only tried to kill you after your son was safe in bed#oq
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the ballad of songbirds and snakes (2023)
do you hear that? the sound of snow…falling
#*art#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#thg#the hunger games#lucy gray baird#fanart#tbosas fanart#lucy gray baird fanart#rachel zegler#artists on tumblr#coriolanus snow#tigris snow#reaper ash#wovey tbosas#sejanus plinth#thehungergamesedit#tbosasedit#fuck you snow!
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sooo I just downloaded a date with death and I've been playing it for like, five hours. I got the second ending. which is not necessarily a bad ending?? but it definitely is a bittersweet one.
I was just trying to be NICE AND IT BACKFIRED ON ME SPECTACTULARLY
#a date with death#i fucked up. i was too nice and i died in casper's arms#THE GRIM REAPER'S NAME IS CASPER BTW I SHOULD MENTION THAT AND HES A SWEETIE.#I love him and adore him and want nothing but the best for him but the fact that i died in his arms made me shed a tear#that was ACTUALLY upsetting oh my god#play a date with death ur not gonna regret it
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WH KDKDLXLLSLSÑÑS⁉️⁉️
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN ‼️‼️
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me thirteen#NO FUCKING WAYYY#🤯🤯🤯🤯#🤨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈#i can't fucking believe it you just can't drop this on me SOLMARE‼️‼️#if this doesn't mean what I think it means I'm going to kms#this is so fucking cute omggg#She enjoys hanging with us more than their job as a reaper... I don't want to think about the implications 🥲💔
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The ABCs of Mass Effect, according to Reddit
Second place finishers:
#mass effect#mele#ah yes reapers#big stupid jellyfish#calibrations#emergency induction port#keelah se'lai#that was for thane#assuming direct control#don't fuck with aria#i'm commander shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel#sir isaac newton is the deadliest sonofabitch in space#commander shepard#urdnot wrex#garrus vakarian#tali zorah#me spoilers#mass effect spoilers#posts that make me smile
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uhh hey everyone i’ve decided to bring this out of the vault so um…………..
#alternate blue bg under the cut!!#uhhh yeah#lookit#it's#ink!sans#ink sans#and#reaper!sans#reaper sans#why did i draw this#you ask?#good#fucking#question#next one#please#i've put off posting this for so#so#long#this drawing gives me war flashbacks#but then i thought#hey man#i really liked how i draw them here#so why the fuck not#here you go#zsofieia2021#(don't ask about ink's thumbs i consumed them)
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third case of TGAA1 without context and also some other stuff
#the great ace attorney#tgaa#herlock sholmes#barok van zieks#magnus mcgilded#ace attorney#ace attorney textposts#reaper curse really said “oh you are trying to be funny? well im about to be fucking hilarious”#dai gyakuten saiban#dgs1
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was only going to have a little amuse-bouche of speirs being all What at dealing with people peopling but speirs gifs are v moreish
anyway here's two more i don't make the rules
#matthew settle#band of brothers#hbo war#too the way the whats rapidly increase in frequency post-victory#lieutenant WHATEVER#i'm mostly ok but that last bit makes me so fucking feral#literally holds up hope at gunpoint rather than accept that Grant's already dead#the grim reaper fighting tooth and nail to save your life#i mean the hand-patting too: also Good#sometimes i suspect i have a Type#dialogue posts#a short story#about what huh what#also names and hope
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oops... i got married || TO SOME STRANGER!??!?!?
word count: 1.4k || Fic 5 of oops... i got married
summary: I'm gonna be fr with you. Your new malewife is a little sus
You get married as a joke.
Yes, there are limits to how much you can drink. Yes, there are limits to how insane you can get while drunk— but apparently getting married is not within that limit. You get married to some random guy— SERIOUSLY. SOME RANDOM DUDE. You wake up to a legally signed marriage document and them in your kitchen, and you blink at the confirmation email on your phone and then at your new lover at the door.
"You're going to be late for class."
"What the fuck?!"
You pause at the sight of your new husband, some random man, white hair and red eyes, and you pause. Did you get transmigrated? Are you in an isekai fic? Is this your main character moment? Seriously, how the hell did you manage to bag some random ass man!???!!? WHAT. WHY IS HE HOT.
"Wait." You pause. "How do you know I have class?"
"The backpack." He points. "Now, hurry on up now."
That does NOT explain how the hell you met your husband. Yet, you don't have time, grabbing breakfast from his hand as he waves goodbye to you at the door. Great day to pay expensive ass rent but live right next to campus. You wonder if your husband lives someone. You feel kind of bad that he had to take you home after you got plastered yesterday. But. That does not excuse the fact that he looked suspicious as fuck while staring at you sleep. Also, how the hell did he agree to marrying you? WHY.
You huff as you walk back to class, pausing and blinking when a piece of the ceiling breaks off and slams into where you were sitting, somehow missing all of your belongings by a hair. You blink, stupefied, grabbing your stuff from under the ceiling as you evacuate the lecture with the rest of the students. Someone hates you... or something. You don't know. You're surprised you didn't just die while drunk. Sometimes pianos fall out of the air and try to bomb you. Also, you have a husband to go home to now! He'd be sad if you suddenly died... right?
Wait. What even is his name?
"Casper." Your husband rolls his eyes as you pout. "You forgot your own husband's name?"
"Uh huh." You blink. "Are you just going to be my househusband now?"
"I don't see why not. Anything interesting happen today?"
"Oh!" You grin. "A piece of the ceiling slammed into my seat, but luckily for me I was in the bathroom. My stomach problems saved me for once."
Your husband gives you a smile half between concern and amusement. (he would have to try harder next time— what. that was not him. who said that.)
"I'm glad you're safe."
"Yeah?"
"Mhm." He pauses. "Do you get acid reflux in the morning?"
"If I eat and sleep immediately after." You mumble. "Why?"
"Hotpot." He hums. "Spicy hotpot. Eat up."
Your eyes light up, brightening as he hands you a bowl of rice, watching as you dig in, humming happily as you watch him put his own bowl down.
"Is it good?"
"Mhm!" You beam. "Where'd you learn to cook?"
"I live alone." He hums. "Someone has to do the housework around my place."
"How about currently?"
"I live a little... far away." He pauses. "It would be hard for me to see you every day if I don't live at your place. Besides, my job is in the area."
"Will you move here? Or..."
"No. My management provides housing for free." He smiles. "Oh, the food's going to get cold."
You pause. "Can I apply?"
"No. We don't take applications."
"WHAT." You groan. "Ugh. I knew it was too good to be true. You probably sold your soul for it or something."
Casper doesn't speak up, placing a slice of lotus root in your bowl. "Eat up."
You raise a brow but don't pry further. It's not your problem if your husband sold his soul. At least he's hot.
Maybe he's secretly trying to eat your soul... demons... that checks out honestly. You did have a bad stroke of luck when it came to unfortunate situations, and you had an even more comedic one when it came to avoiding them. Always nearby, never you. You wonder if that would curse your husband. Though, from the looks of it, your husband would probably steal someone's soul before that curse could even lay a hand on him.
"What are you looking at?"
"You're very hot." You grin.
You laugh when you notice your husband turn red.
The vast majority of your days pass relatively calmly, and you grow into a comfortable pattern with your husband... that is until your husband shows up with a black card and tells you that he can cover rent for the rest of your life— that raises some questions. What does your husband even do for work? What is he doing with his life? How the hell does he have a better credit score than you? Where is his money even coming from?!
You force him into the corner of your house one afternoon with a broom in hand.
"Sunshine, I really think—"
"Spit it out." You stare him down. "What do you do for work. I refuse to believe I'm in a kdrama, so spit out something you can back up."
Casper presses his back against the wall, eyes darting to the wall as you shake the broom at him, and he grimaces.
"I'll get fired if I tell you—"
"NO ONE HAS A CAMERA IN MY HOUSE SO SPIT IT OUT"
"I'm a grim reaper."
You pause, blinking at your husband, words processing in your brain.
"I'm a grim—"
"They hire people for that?!" You blurt, pausing. "Wait. No. You're spouting nonsense at me."
"I am not."
"You are."
"Am not."
"Are!"
"Not!" Casper turns around to face you, shaking as your grip tightens around the broom. "Please... go through my closet?"
"So your job is literally... murder?" You pause. "My stay at home househusband is secretly some insane man who goes around killing people?!"
"It's not—"
"Then what is it?!" You raise a brow at him, unconvinced.
"We get a list." He sighs. "And we get everyone's name."
"Wait." You pause. "Why the hell did you agree to marry me then!?"
"That's not—"
You shake the broom at him.
"You were supposed to die years ago but kept avoiding death so I've just decided to marry you to see WHY you're not DYING." Casper braces himself for the broom's impact, but you're too stupefied to give him a proper answer.
"I'm supposed to be dead?"
"Well..." He grimaces. "You can't really... die."
"I'm immortal?"
"Your... soul." He pauses, turning his head to the side. "Your soul is endless, and you constantly give life to those around you... including me."
You pause. "So you married me because I'm a natural healer? Wait. No. You married me to kill me?! This isn't some josei manga, you know?!"
"Yes, but." Casper sighs, shoulders relaxing as you drop the broom. "You are so lovely."
"You're just saying that."
"I am not." He mumbles. "I would have just taken your soul if you were not."
"Oh, so this is pretty privilege?"
"It's not—"
"Wow, Caspie. I thought you actually loved me." You pretend to sigh.
"I do—"
"You didn't kill me because you think I'm lovely? If that doesn't—"
Casper grabs your wrists, holding them in place as he blinks at you, grumbling. "Would you shut up and listen to me for just a second? Goodness, sunshine, I love you. I'd go mad if I did not have you as my beloved."
You tilt your head at him, and he sighs.
"I love you. I'm not going to try killing you anymore."
You sigh, shaking your wrists loose as you press your lips to his, humming. Casper doesn't argue with it, humming as his lips slot against yours, hands moving down to your waist.
"So we aren't getting a divorce?" You mumble.
"No." He grumbles. "What do you want for dinner?"
A smirk spreads on your face as he sighs.
Still. He loves you.
#surprise mf you thought I was never gonna touch that event again did ya#the quality of these fics r like wattpad crackfics to me. send help#☾.fics#☾.events#grim reaper x reader#casper x reader#a date with death x reader#'martha honey I'm coming home— IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!?!??!' -> me rn
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